"The last Freezin Beggar sketch I saw made me laugh so hard that I literally had to have surgery." -- Former President William Jefferson Clinton
"Freezin Beggar taught me everything I know about comedy. Hell, about life." -- Comedian Jerry Seinfeld
"If anything can save Darfur, it’s Freezin Beggar Films." -- CNN correspondent Christiane Amanpour
"Here I come! I’m gonna teabag ya!" -- Uncle Ricky
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Website
youtube.com/freezinbeggar
Influences
Trey Parker & Matt Stone Monty Python Jennifer Saunders & Joanna Lumley The Kids in the Hall
Members
Melodee Lenz Kristen Walker Travis Parker Darren Lenz
TV Shows
Members of Freezin Beggar Films have been on several Cartoon Network shows including: DragonBall Z, Full Metal Alchemist, Case Closed, Conan, AHF, and many more.
Other credits to certain members: Barney and Friends, Camp AOK, Science A-Go Go, and Slappy & Monday's Circus Show, The Dennis Miller Show, voices on several video games including, Bloodrayne 2, Grand Theft Auto, Bloodshed, etc...
Freezin Beggar's Interests
General
Black people, assorted fruit juices, adhesive labels, tiki torches, ceramic bear figurines, Ferrari cake, puppy cams, Chip Coffey, TAPS, Lil Wayne, porch sittin', wangs, rape showers, proper butt care, the Caddie, goodies, cookie cake, jalepeno poppers, Mexicans, illegal Mexicans, black people, Texas, black people, pens, colon health, black people and black people.
Music
Lil Wayne
Movies
Movies featuring a great deal of black people.
Television
South Park, Ghost Hunters, Paranormal State, First 48, Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, American Justice, Unsolved Mysteries, The Cosby Show, Absolutely Fabulous, The Dog Whisperer, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Beyonce videos.
Books
Frog and Toad are Friends, Dianetics, Super Word Finder Vol. 6, MadLibs, All About Giraffes!, Potty Cat, 101 Easy Cakes, Mexican Sushi, 1977 Chevrolet Nova Owners Manual, The Brothers Karamazov, US Army Survivors Guide
Heroes
Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Monty Python, Kids in the Hall, MST3K, Jennifer Saunders & Joanna Lumley, Lil' Wayne, Obama, Jesus, Satan, Jack Black, Toby Keith
About me: Our YouTube site is blowing up!!!
www.youtube.com/freezinbeggar
Who I'd like to meet: Freezin Beggar would like to meet more black people. We need the street cred. We will pay you to sit in the back seat of our Cadillac while we drive around and bump Weezy. Something is missing and it is YOU, black people.
I am sooooo playing Uncle Ricky in the movie version. I already purchased a monkey from S. America to get into character. Ummm....it's harder than it seems....yeah...
