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What I'm all about:

Hmmm let's see... let's get started with a few of my favorite things to do:
1) Driving fast down long stretches of highway
2) Being on a boat while "Big Pimpin by Jay-Z" is playing
3) Hotel parties which include sneaking into pools late at nite.
4) Staging random sh*t which makes people react oddly like this for example.


Back in the day:
Believe it or not I've been on the internet since 1995 when I was still in Elementary school using a 14.4 modem on my 486 (that was about the time you started seeing pictures for the first time on web). Me and the Net have been inseparable ever since; but now we have a kind of Steve Zissou/Jaguar Shark love/hate relationship. Anyway, my biggest crush back then Ariana Richards (from Jurassic Park) and my favorite hobbies we're chasin' girls, super-soaker fights, writing funny scripts then filming them with friends and using my parents phone line to have multiplayer Doom2 battles over dial up modem.
My main influences were Zack Morris's persona, Fresh Prince's slang and various Sierra titles including Space Quest, Leisuire Suit Larry and Kings Quest which taught me valuable life lessons and street smarts.






Present day:
My life is currently a paper chase. My theory is that years of watching hip hop videos have programmed my brain into believing and wanting the lifestyle i see inside them. It is the main goal that I am currently progressing toward.


I eat, sleep and breathe corporate business strategy and online marketing. Forbes and Business 2.0 magazine have great bed time stories.



Sports I'm into:

Hockey: A great game to watch and a fun one to play. My primary position is Goaltender but I can be a pretty descent Right Winger as well.



Martial Arts: I like many styles including Kickboxing, Muai Thai and Hapkido.
My goal is to be able to do this kick:




Who would be in my crew if fictional characters existed in real life....

After careful deliberation these are the people that would be selected for weekend partying / weekday chillin....

AC*	Fresh Prince	Lex Luthor
Gambit	Jane (female bodyguard from Johnny Mnemonic)	Bud Bundy
Brian (from half-baked)	Jazz (always bustin dope tunes)	Steve Zissou

* I decided to replace Zack Morris with AC Slater cuz Morris is always scoopin girls from me, that guy is like Rambo


Usual Crew Behaviour:
Whenever one of the guys is acting wack and refuses to do something like a beer-bong we let them know:




What kind of girls I like: Oh hey there girl, doing your homework on me eh? Well, I might as well toss you a few clues on how to get my attention...

Good attributes to have:


Spontaneity!

See, she's spontaneous...
(I wasn't excepting her to turn around and give me a smile like that at all)


Ambition!
Doesn't really matter what as long as you are striving hard to reach that goal


Realness!

Fugazi's are pretty from afar but when you get in close you realize... they're just a fugazi (a fake diamond). And I'm a good judge of authenticity!


Good looks to have:

Has a style of her own and she's strong enough to not care what other people think of it




Eyeliner... looks grrrrrrrrrrrrreeaaaat on girls




Imperfection!
If perhaps, you are a little bit crazy... that's okay. I understand that most girls have had some kind of traumatic experience(s) in their lives where for example a guy has perhaps given them fake feelings to get inside their pants etc. This inversely results in you setting up forcefields, having not-so-high self-esteem, stuff like that. Crazyness adds character and I like character!



BONUS POINTS: Can drive standard



DOUBLE BONUS POINTS:
You have a....



What to expect from me? (if we're dating) I will eminate rays of positive energy toward you while letting you have your own space and flow. I may also attempt to tickle you intellectually. Regular tickling also a possibility.

Other things include: Brutal honesty.... A degree of jealousy that is not suffocating but still hints that I care.... Occasional candy presents.... Spontaneous kisses




Business:

For fun i run a site called fresh99.com where i post random things I find from the far reaches of the internets.
Sometimes i make the stuff, like these flash animations... before viewing, take a look at this first, if u catch my drift

Fresh99 highlites
UFC Elbow Knockout
Cohen swings by
Ninja Fighter 3 ending
Willy Wonka eats a Gobstopper and goes to a Rave


Most of my time though is spent with my advertising/marketing agency. We produce commercials, do game development and other cool stuff that mostly revolves around this new age of advertising we are entering which adheres to the convergence of the two primary mediums, internet and of course the reigning 50 year champion, Television. Harnessing the two can breed your brand at an exponential level. So of course, that's what I have immersed myself into for the past five years and now specialize in.

This is how i spend a typical day at the office here (has music)

Feel free to leave me a comment about Fresh99 below, for personal comments msg me!