anthropology, chapstick, chocolate, adhd, corsets, day-night reversal, dead babies, dressing up, ordering free samples of things I'll never ever need, dutch apple pie, evolution, irresponsible procrastination, responsible comparison shopping and coupon clipping, good beer, short attention spans...
Music
dance hall crashers, david bowie, the pietasters, rolling stones, bouncing souls, liar's handshake, the specials, mozart, street dogs, dropkick murphys, less than jake, johnny cash, madness, op ivy, rancid, rx bandits, placebo, mad caddies, cobra skulls, nofx, the clash, vagiant, GWAR, kenny rogers, flogging molly, streetlight manifesto, riverboat gamblers, aquabats, 8-Bit, snoop dogg, george gershwin, irving berlin, oasis
Movies
Trainspotting, American Psycho, Clueless, A Life Less Ordinary, Hackers, Moulin Rouge, Shakespeare in Love, anything Fred Astaire, Labyrinth, Newsies, Night of the Hunter, The Gods Must Be Crazy, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Animal House, Rain Man, Amadeus, Velvet Goldmine, Hook, Ghostbusters, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Adaptation, Team America, Battlefield Earth
Television
six feet under, nip/tuck, beavis and butthead, the tribe, degrassi, south park, monty python's flying circus, saved by the bell, weeds, out of this world, tales from the darkside, keeping up appearances, dexter, the riches, mad men, greek, the daily show, the colbert report, the office (british and american), my name is earl, no reservations, entourage
Books
Pride and Prejudice, Trainspotting, American Psycho, Emma, Harry Potter (it seems I read and love many books that are also movies. I swear I liked them before), Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, The Book Thief, Wide Sargasso Sea, Tom Stoppard and Edward Albee plays, Cyrano De Bergerac, selected Dorothy L. Sayers, Agatha Christie (okay, so I like lame mysteries too)
Heroes
Oderus Urungus, my parents(awwwwwwww), Mitch Hedberg, George Carlin, Charlie Kaufman, Wade Davis, Eddie Izzard, Jane Austen, Stephen Chow, Emily Blunt, Rupert Purrdock, Charles Darwin, Eugenie Scott, Carl Sagan, James Randi, Mr. Wizard
Mesa Community College
Mesa, ARIZONA
Graduated: N/A
Clubs: China Study Abroad 2005, The Society for Students Taking Random Courses to Keep Their Parents' Insurance Until They Decide on a Major(again!)
2003 to Present
Northern Virginia Community College
Annandale, VIRGINIA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: The Society for Students Taking Random Courses to Keep Their Parents' Insurance Until They Decide on a Major(I think I'm founding member of this society)
2003 to 2004
New York University
New York, NEW YORK
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Dramatic Writing
2001 to 2002
Desert Vista High School
Phoenix, ARIZONA
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: National Honors Society dropout, Film Club( president and founding member! so what if film club was just sitting around and watching movies after school? We had a sponsor, so it was totally legit.ish.)
About me: I'm in the process of perfecting the art of procrastination. I like hats, and cats. I do not like fancied up myspace profiles where's there's so much going on I can't actually read or click anything. Furthermore, I really don't like anything with autoplay enabled. If your profile blasts me every time I visit, I will hate you a little bit each and every time I have reason to go there.
I'm not actually this grumpy in person.
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone who can tell me some new and original dead baby jokes. Or at least someone who can get the punchlines right when he/she tries to tell me the classics. Long lost friends, or enemies. People who use correct grammar.
**Who I would not like to meet**: anyone under 18, your band or cheesy production company, girls who want me to look at their webcams, juggalos and juggalettes.
If you send me a friend request and you have a private profile, or it's not immediately apparent that I do in fact know you, please let me know who you are in that note bit that sends with the add request.
We have a new song up in our player from our new split cd with The Story Changes titled "Analogies: Let Go and The Story Changes". You can order the cd/mp3's now at www.fdrshop.com now for immediate shipment from Future Destination Records. All cds orders get an immediate download of the mp3's for free!
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