FromTheVillesMartin&Steele return on SIRIUS RADIO?
"The Official MySpace for FROM THE VILLE Radio Show w/Martin & Steele: The World-Renowned Radio/TV Sensation Hosted By The Dirty White Boyz of Shameless, No-Holds Barred, & Unapologetic Comedy & Entertainment! WWW.FROMTHEVILLE.COM / Hotline:(206) 600-4FTV"
Male
37 years old
Worldwide Via Studios-Bay City, Mich. & Hollywood, California
United States
Contacting
FromTheVillesMartin&Steele return on SIRIUS RADIO?
MySpace URL:
http://www.myspace.com/fromthevilleshow
FromTheVillesMartin&Steele return on SIRIUS RADIO?'s Interests
General
FROM THE VILLE with Martin and Steele enjoys the following: Living large as world-renowned "Radio & TV Superstars" and notoriously chronic alcoholics while hosting FROM THE VILLE with Martin & Steele - formerly on KSEX RAdio/TV but now featured and airing weekly on THE ADULT NEWS CHANNEL (aka TANC) TV/Radio. Aside from all the crap that comes with being infamous - we are truly fond of: strippers, midgets, siamese twins, watching porn, masturbating, popping viagra, drinking with the Three Stooges - Mr. Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, and Johnny Walker, Hitler's mustache, gambling, fast cars, hot chicks, happy endings, profanity, frequent f-bombs, Asian health spas, big tits, small tits, all tits in between, the smell of our own farts, pictures of our stool, trailer parks, c-sections, defective rubbers, red light districts, ladies of the evening, whore houses, bunny ranches, hand jobs, blow jobs, no jobs, lap dances, couch dances, table dances, titty clubs, strip joints, nudey bars, and jiggly rooms !!! Did we forget anything?
Finally, the "comical genius" of Martin & Steele can be heard globally every week with one click of a button thanks to the world wide web and the innovation of internet radio (AKA - Podcasts). All you need to do to find out more about the show is to click on the LINK below (Yeah,..the one with those two ugly ass faces on it). Go ahead click on it right now,...we dare ya!
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Music
FROM THE VILLE with Martin & Steele loves the music you hear in the background of cunnilingus scenes from old school nudey flicks! We also enjoy anything by 1970's adult contemporary icon Christopher Cross (such as "Sailing", "Arthur's Theme", etc. - Yeah, we know it sounds a little gay but fuck you). Aside from that we have always rocked out to the likes of Motorhead, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden,... you get the point!
However, we prefer listening to ourselves on our very own comedy talk show called FROM THE VILLE with Martin & Steele which airs every Tuesday and Thursday on TANC Radio at WWW.TANCTV.COM! In fact, the latest episode now plays automatically right here on our MySpace too. The "Feed Player" system below allows you to scroll up/down to listen to all past episodes and view show write-ups.
NOTE: Some older episodes were recorded in a different bit-rate and may not play at the proper speed. If this occurs just go to our website at WWW.FROMTHEVILLE.COM to find the episode in question and there it will playback normally
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Movies
FROM THE VILLE with Martin & Steele enjoys any movie that makes us laugh and/or cum in our pants. Oh and by the way,...we still prefer our porn on VHS!
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Television
FROM THE VILLE with Martin & Steele enjoy watching themselves on TV and so should you! Watch their show LIVE on TANC TV at WWW.TANCTV.COM or on UStream TV at WWW.USTREAM.TV/CHANNEL/FROM-THE-VILLE every Saturday Night @ 8:30 pm EST/5:30 pm PST (Times Subject To Change). See how ugly Martin and Steele are for yourself. Below you can watch FTV LIVE on the air right here on MySpace when the show is broadcasting.
ATTENTION: Before you watch & listen to FTV LIVE SHOWS here on MySpace - You may have to scroll up to the MUSIC SECTION and TURN OFF the LIVE AUDIO FEED PLAYER which automatically plays the most recent recorded episode of FTV in order to avoid audio interference.
Be apart of the FTV LIVE SHOWS by calling the FTV Call-In Line @ (989) 785-0329 or join the FTV On-Line Chatroom right here:
Books
We at FROM THE VILLE with Martin & Steele do NOT condone reading. In fact, we only read while we are on the toilet bowl "Freeing The Slaves!" (if you know what I mean).
For the most part, reading sucks monkey dong. However, if you must we would recommend "The Stone Cold Truth" by Stone Cold Steve Austin, "Have A Nice Day" by Mick Foley, or of course Penthouse Forum!
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Heroes
(1): All fans of FROM THE VILLE with Martin & Steele,...yes even you ugly ones! Also any and all chicks that have banged either one of our ugly asses. We apologize to all of you broads for how pathetic we are in the sack, however, our inadequately-sized pale-white penises thank you very much)!!!
.(2): The inventor of "Quell" which is the shampoo breakthrough designed for combatting the ever-dreaded pubic lice (AKA - "Crabbs"). Your little product has come in handy,...on more than one occaasion.
(3): Last, but certainly NOT least. Most importantly, STEELE's flaccid pickle wants to personally thank the "Research and Development Team at Pfizer Pharmaceuticals" for their discovery of Viagra.
FromTheVillesMartin&Steele return on SIRIUS RADIO?'s Schools
Saginaw Valley State University
University Center, MI
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Major: Jibberish & Chinese (Can you understand a thing these goddamn Chinamen are saying?)
Minor: Frequent Masturbation
Clubs: Putting Young Girls Through College via the "Lap Dance Fund"
1994 to 1997
Delta College
University Center, MI
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Routine Masturbation, Intoxication, All-Nighters, and Negotiating Prices with Asian Prostitutes
Minor: Picking Crabs Out of Our Pubics, Freezing-Off Genital Warts, & Asking Why Did I Fuck That BIG PIG!
Clubs: Never Masturbate Using Ben Gay International Support Group
1992 to 1993
Ferris State University
Big Rapids, MI
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Excessive Masturbation, Watching Porn, Heavy Drinking, Skipping Class, and Flunking Out
Minor: Creative Masturbation 101 / "Fucking Inanimate Objects"
Clubs: Alcoholics Anonymous, Masturbatory Society
1989 to 1991
Garber High School
Essexville, MI
Graduated: 1989
Student status: Alumni
Major: Chronic Masturbation to the girls from "The Facts of Life", Sleeping, Shitting, Grab Ass, Nudey Mags
Minor: Making fun of Gordon P. Bigalke
Clubs: Young Masturbators of America, Friends of the Survivors of Gordon P. Bigalke's Diddle Exploits and The Gordon P. Bigalke "Neptune King of Sea Foundation"
1985 to 1989
FromTheVillesMartin&Steele return on SIRIUS RADIO?'s Networking
FROM THE VILLE with Martin & Steele on TANC TV/Radio is an uncensored show hosted by the Dirty White Boyz of Comedy, Talk, and Entertainment. Go to FROMTHEVILLE.COM to learn more about the fastest growing show in ALL of showbiz!
FROM THE VILLE with Martin & Steele on TANC TV/Radio is an uncensored show hosted by the Dirty White Boyz of Comedy, Talk, and Entertainment. Go to FROMTHEVILLE.COM to see why these two should stick to radio, ...fuck they are ugly!
FromTheVillesMartin&Steele return on SIRIUS RADIO?'s Companies
Blubber Shutter Enterprises Bay City / Essexville, Michigan US Chairmen of the Board Film / Video / Special Effects Department
1995 - present
Flaccid Pickle Productions Bay City / Essexville, Michigan US Owner / Head of Production Comedy Stylings / Marketing/ Commercial Development / Erectile Dysfunction Advertisement Department
2006 - present
WWW.FROMTHEVILLE.COM Bay City / Essexville, Michigan US Owner-Operator / Website Designer Online / Internet Division (FromTheVille Radio Show Operations Branch)
2006 - present
Martin's God-Awful Dirty Washingtons Gingivitisville / Tartar Town, Trailer Park Choppers US Promoter of Tooth Decay Lack of Flouride and Improper Dental Hygeine Division
2007 (February thru May: Fired for Going Too Far!)
KSEX Radio / KSEX TV (KSEX.COM) Los Angeles / Hollywood / Chatsworth / XXX Valley, California US On Air Talent / Hosts of From The Ville Radio Show Radio Division (Featuring: Uncensored Comedy & Adult Entertainment)
2007-FTV airs on KSEX: Tuesday & Thursday 4pm(EST)
TANC TV & Radio (aka - The Adult News Channel) Websites:TANCTV.COM / TANC.TV Broadcasting Worldwide , Via New York, NY & Los Angeles, CA US On-Air Talent/Hosts of FromTheVille Radio/TV Show Comedy, Talk, & Entertainment Division
FromTheVillesMartin&Steele return on SIRIUS RADIO? is putting together show material as Martin & Steele vie for a slot on SIRIUS Satellite Radio's Howard Stern Channel 101!
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FromTheVillesMartin&Steele return on SIRIUS RADIO?'s Blurbs
About me:
Below is a FROM THE VILLE with Martin & Steele slide show featuring an array of pictures from various photo albums that depict the ugly-ass FTV Hosts, Guests, and Fans. For more FTV pics go to FTV's MySpace photo albums.
(MYSPACE INTRODUCTION - WHERE TO FIND US): Welcome to "FROM THE VILLE with Martin & Steele on TANC TV/Radio's Official My Space Page" (checkout ALL past and present episodes and more about the show at WWW.FROMTHEVILLE.COM).
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(Watch FTV while it AIRS LIVE on TANC TV via USTREAM TV): FROM THE VILLE with Martin & Steele can now be watched LIVE Saturday Nights @ 8:30pm EST/5:30 PST on "The Adult News Channel" (better known as TANC TV - @ TANCTV.COM) and at UStream TV (days and times of LIVE shows are subject to change periodically / Notices will be posted beforehand). These shows come complete with a live call-in line @ (989) 785-0329 and a chatroom where you can interact with fellow viewers, fans, and the hosts themselves. If you miss the live broadcasts - some episodes will be recorded so you can view at a later time. So, tune in and see for yourself why Martin and Steele are too ugly for radio!
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(Listen to FTV on TANC Radio): FROM THE VILLE with Martin & Steele airs new episodes worldwide every TUESDAY and THURSDAY on its global network home "TANC Radio" - Go to WWW.TANCTV.COM Each episode is replayed periodically on TANC Radio throughout the week. After their original airing on TANC Radio, all episodes will be released to our website @ WWW.FROMTHEVILLE.COM. FTV can also be found at and downloaded from various podcast sites such as: Podcast Alley, Podcast Pickle, Digg.Com, or subscribe for FREE at ITunes, etc.
(CONTACT THE SHOW ANYTIME): Be a part of the show anytime by calling FROM THE VILLE with Martin & Steele's Listener Voicemail Hotline @ (206) 600-4FTV and leave a message which may be played during an UPCOMING EPISODE! Or feel free to leave comments or send messages to us here on MySpace or E-Mail us at FTV@FROMTHEVILLE.COM. Your E-Mail may be read on air!
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(BASIC INFORMATION ABOUT SHOW): FROM THE VILLE (also known as "FTV") with Martin & Steele is the fastest growing comedy show on ALL of radio hosted by Bay City/Essexville, Michigan's very own "Dirty White Boyz of Comedy, Talk, and Entertainment" - Martin and Steele. Since the show began in May of 2006 it has taken the world of radio by storm. In fact, FTV has remained ranked between #5 and #12 in the comedy category throughout the entire world out of approximately 2,500 shows listed in the genre. Maybe an even more impressive statistic is that FTV has consistently been ranked between #20 and #45 world wide out of approximately 25,000 shows of all genres combined. If you enjoy FTV be sure to show your support for Martin and Steele and "VOTE" for the show at Podcast Alley - you can VOTE once a month, and voting resets the 1st of the every month.
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(ABOUT THE HOSTS / MARTIN'S STORY): FROM THE VILLE's Martin and Steele have entertained numerous fans over the years through many different facets of the entertainment industry. During the late 1980's and early 1990's Martin reigned as champion of the now defunct Porta-Pit Wrestling Federation. Years later, he went on to tour as a highly sought-after Elvis Presley impersonator for the mentally-challenged. Recently, he co-starred and assisted in the production of the film epic entitled, "FAKES", and has also been seen gracing an occasional stand-up comedy stage. Those in the entertainment industry have said: "Martin may be ugly as sin itself, but he posseses the rare ability to combine low-brow humor with an intelligent edge. He is well versed in many areas - however,...looks is not one of them!"
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(UNNECESSARY FACTS ABOUT MARTIN'S PERSONAL LIFE): On a personal note, Martin is married and is an avid Detroit Tigers fan. In addition, he enjoys midgets, disrobing at parties, playing with buttplugs, and has undergone "two" vasectomies (yes, we said two - its a long story recounted back in one of our earlier episodes). Martin's afflictions include discolored teeth (Washingtons), pungent body odor (Schembechlers), chronic halitosis (Hail to the Victors), full-body jock itch, a doughy-pasty white belly, and a small penis. His vices include porn, dope, booze, gambling, public masturbation within the confines of local "peep booths", and eating out fat German prostitutes!.
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(ABOUT THE HOSTS / STEELE'S STORY): Steele, also held the world championship title belt of the Porta-Pit Wrestling Federation on multiple occasions. Afterwards, he went on to attain celebrity status for his starring role as "Detective, Boots McRae" in Tony Navarre's cult-classic blockbuster action thriller, "Essexville Justice". During this time, Steele also gave an unforgetttable performance for "America's Funniest People", and formed a heavy metal band that dominated opponents at battle of the band competitions throughout the midwest. Most recently, Steele wrote, directed, and co-starred in the movie "Fakes" which also featured Martin as noted above. Critics have stated: "Steele has unique comedy stylings that are one of a kind, but his IQ can't be any higher than that of Corky's retarded cousin!" Others in the media have described Steele as a man with the face of a parapalegic Ogre, the buttocks of a panthelonian Greek God, and the charisma of Steven Hawkings Penis!"
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(UNNECESSARY FACTS ABOUT STEELE'S PERSONAL LIFE): Personally, Steele is an absolute mess of a person. Some might call him a train wreck. For starters, he is the proud father of a fake black baby and he sleeps atop a a cum-stained futon inside a residence no bigger than a dorm room. He enjoys siamese twins, streaking, full-frontal nudity, open-hole mooning, and the sound of moist farts. Furthermore, he is attracted to pregnant trailer park strippers with more C-Sections than kids! Steele's shortcomings are well documented on the show and they include alcoholism, bug eyes, a hairy back, erectile dysfunction (Los Eduardos), premature ejaculation (Preems), a bad case of the crabbs, and of course a small penis. His vices are booze, Viagra, VHS porn, nudey bars, and chronic masturbation via the use of inanimate objects and "Icy Hot" (this can be explained, never mind - on second thought,...don't ask).
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(GENERAL SHOW DESCRIPTION): FROM THE VILLE with Martin & Steele features UNCENSORED and EXPLICIT CONTENT. It is NOT suitable for anyone under 18 years of age. Parental discretion is advised!!!
Now, with the advent of their latest endeavor - the radio show sensation known as FROM THE VILLE, Martin and Steele continue to entertain fans the world over with their unique brand of politically incorrect comedy, ridiculous sarcasm, brutal honesty, and unapologetic in your-face entertainment. Nothing is too sacred,... or considered off limits. The show is not designed for the easily offended. So tune in at your own risk.
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(FREQUENT SHOW TOPICS): FROM THE VILLE with Martin & Steele is intended for "mature audiences with an immature sense of humor". The show features politically incorrect talk, tasteless jokes, and off-color remarks regarding current events, pop culture, and the hosts' very own pathetic personal lives.
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(REGULARLY FEATURED GUESTS ON THE SHOW): In addition, FROM THE VILLE with Martin & Steele regularly includes both local and national guests. Some guests have come from as far away as New York and Hawaii. The show boasts an eclectic array of interesting guests that range from stand-up comics, dirty old men, and lesbian pornstars to chronic alcoholics, retarded bar janitors, and vegetarian agoraphobic transexuals!
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(CELEBRITY GUESTS ON THE SHOW): Most recently FROM THE VILLE with Martin & Steele has also featured celebrity 'GUESTS' such as: Male Porn Legend - "RANDY WEST", Deja Vu's First Contract Girl, AVN Award-Winning Actress, & Pornstar - SUNNY LANE, World-Renowned Stand-up Comic and Former Host of Comedy Central's The Man Show Show - "DOUG STANHOPE", Syndicated Rock and Roll Radio Show Host "HAIRBALL JOHN", Pro-Wrestler(of WWF/WWE Fame) - "GANGREL", Comic from HBO's hit comedy show "Lucky Louie" - "RICK SHAPIRO", Legendary Porn-Actress - "CARA LOTT" ,Club Jenna's "DIC TRACY" of Dic Tracy's Casting Couch, "POWDER" & Pornstar "HEATHER PINK" who both host the show "Pinky & The Geek", Ex-Drug Cop turned Marijuana Advocate - "BARRY COOPER" from NEVERGETBUSTED.COM. More celebrity appearances will follow soon!
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Thank You All For Checking Out Our Sorry Asses,
Martin & Steele / Co-hosts of FROM THE VILLE on TANC TV/Radio
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Who I'd like to meet:
We would love to meet FROM THE VILLE's hosts Martin & Steele! Yeah, thats right we love ourselves. In fact, we our huge fans of us, and you should be too. To find out more about us and our filthy rotten show click on the link below:
Ah,... hell once in awhile we wouldn't mind meeting the following folks:
ALL THE WORLD'S: Strippers, Alcoholics, Deviants, Midgets, and Siamese Twins. We would especially love to share some shots of whiskey with "Blair's Cousin Gerri" from the "Facts Of Life", "Corky" from "Life Goes On", and "David Ring"- AKA: "The CP Preacher".
BUSINESS VISIONARIES: Playboy's Hugh Hefner, Hustler's Larry Flynt, Real Estate Mogul Donald Trump, World Wrestling Entertainment's Chairman of the Board Vince McMahon.
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LIQUOR's FOUNDING FATHERS: Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Johnny Walker, Jose Cuervo, Peter Coors, and Augustus Busch (thanks to all of you for helping us get laid, and then making us blackout so we can't remember exactly how hideous some of these big "PIGS" actually were).
ACTORS: Four of the Three Stooges (Larry , Curly, Moe, and Shemp), William Shatner, Christopher Walken, Gary Busey, Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson, Samuel L. Jackson, Chris Farley, Will Ferrell, Jason Alexander, Gabe Kaplan, and Ed O'Neil.
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MUSICIANS: Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead), Rob Halford (Judas Priest), and Ronnie James Dio.
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PORNSTARS: Randy West, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, Seymour Butts, Harry Reems, Sunny Lane, Alektra Blue, Traci Lords, Amber Lynne, Krystal Steel, Jenna Haze, Heather Pink, Courtney Cummz, Stormy Daniels, Nikki Benz, Jenna Jameson, and Taylor (from the Life in the Fat Lane).
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COMEDIANS: Doug Stanhope, Dan Ballard, Bill Arrundale, Louis CK, Rick Shapiro, Dave Attell, Greg Giraldo, Patton Oswalt, Rodney Dangerfield, Rye Silverman, Redd Foxx, Tom Arnold, Artie Lange, Andrew Dice Clay, Sam Kinison, Ron White, Larry The Cable Guy, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Steven Wright, Pauly Shore, Don Rickles, Jeffrey Ross, Jerry Seinfeld, Paul Lynde, Kevin Meaney, Michael Richards - AKA, Racist Kramer, and yes...even that goddamn Dan Rackley.
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SPORTS LEGENDS: (Coaches) Bo Schembechler, Sparky Anderson, Jacques Demers, Chuck Daly, and Mike Ditka
(Football) Dick Butkus, Terry Bradshaw, John Riggins, Earl Campbell, Billy Sims, Larry Csonka, and Brian Bosworth
(Basketball) Bill Laimbeer and Julius Erving
(Hockey) Bob Probert, Gerard Gallant, and Wendell Clark
(Baseball)Yogi Berra, Kirk Gibson, Lou Whitaker, Rob Deer, and Champ Summers
(Boxing)"Marvelous" Marvin Hagler, Mohammed Ali, Leon Spinks, Joe Frazier, George Foreman, and Jerry "The Great White Hope" Cooney.
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PRO WRESTLIING GREATS: Jerry "The King" Lawler, "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes, The Junkyard Dog, Randy "Macho Man" Savage, Hulk Hogan, "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, "The Superstar" Billy Graham, Gangrel, The HonkeyTonk Man, Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, Eric Bischoff, Mick Foley, Kurt Angle, Goldberg, "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Jim Ross, Mae Young, Shane McMahon, and as noted before...WWE Chaiman of the Board - Vince McMahon.
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OTHERS: All New, Like New, and Used Vagina's! Hitler's Mustache (the actual mustache), Gay Hitler, Ronald Reagan, Howard Stern, Steele's Flaccid Half Erect Lifeless Penis, Martin's Asbestos Like Build-Up He Calls Teeth, Jesus-DOT-Christ (as in www.jesus.christ), Andy Rooney, Steven Hawking, Everybody's Favorite Balloon Loving Floridian - Terry Schaivo, The Pope, Joey Buttafuco, Jerry Lewis, Ed McMahon, and of course, GORDON P. BIGALKE (oh my Lord,...hide your privates!)
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(BEAUTY & THE BEASTS): Forget who we would like to meet. Because we would like you to meet the lovely Gia, "The Official Miss FROM THE VILLE". Gia is a sexy model from Brooklyn, New York who is seen below covered by "The Dirty White Boyz". Why would this beautiful young lady wear such an ugly shirt??? She looks good anything - believe us. Please for Christ sakes keep it in your britches. Anyway, you can see more of Gia in our MySpace photos or check out all of her hot pics on her own site at WWW.MYSPACE.COM/HUGSANDKISSESGIA.
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