When you dream, there are no rules. People can fly; anything can happen. Sometimes, there's a moment as you're waking, when you become aware of the real world around you, but you're still dreaming. You may think you can fly, but you better not try.
The name is Andrew. Or El Cochino, Dewey, Big Tall N' Ugly, among other names. Or just Andy, if you prefer.
I'm "mostly harmless."
My favorite past time is battling armies of karate-trained monkeys in full body armor wielding katanas.
I own a shirt that says, "I'm immature, unorganized, lazy, and loud, BUT I'M FUN!!"
I'm on-again/off-again in college, a video gamer, an artist, a writer, a lounge singer, a ninja, a bona-fide Elvis impersonator, and the General of the Pantsless Army. Or I tend to think so. I get these great ideas, write them down, and then either I run out of time and have to do something else, or I completely forget about it. Either way, I have a lot of unfinished projects I tend to forget about. I also play guitar, rather badly.
I don't know a whole lot about cars, but I do like 'em. I prefer domestics, and older ones much more so than most. My current pile o' junk is a 2000 Nissan Altima. I still miss my '90 Toyota Camry. Before that I owned a '93 Grand Am, which blew up. Before that was a '89 New Yorker, which could haul ass, surprisingly. My first car was a MOPAR, a '77 Volarè Premier, which was a blast to drive. Ever been mudbogging in a ocean-liner-sized station wagon? Now that's fun.
I'm in college, though I'm still technically in my first year. When I originally started, I had trouble staying awake long enough to get through a single lecture due to my sleep apnea, but I'm finally getting treatment for it.
Ha, HA! INTERMISSION!
....and then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass!
I'm somewhat of a nerd. Ok, I AM a nerd, no denying it.
Some people pray to Joe Pesci. Why? He answers prayers at about the same 50% ratio that God does.
"Blast! I had hoped to spend the evening drinking and womanizing, but I see I must spend it kicking ass instead...."
"Sometimes I wish I were dead... no, wait... not me... you."
"Damn mules! You suck! You can't even breed!"
Nowadays.... I'm working hard, hardly working, up to no good like always. Dealing with the monotony of work.... "Hey, Andrew, what's happening? I'm gonna have to ask you to come in on Saturday, ok? Yeahhhh, that would be great."
Answer to random question: Yes, I DID draw those pics in my pictures section. They're damn old, though. I just don't draw much any more, at least not as well as I used to.
And as always, I will carry you, kicking and screaming, and in the end, you will thank me.
