muffintop

••call me jessi. not anything else unless you have permission••
••a lot of people call me muffintop when they meet me. that's okay••
••i have a lot of problems:••
••recovering anorexic and i have bipolar depression••
••peacock, octopus, bat, deer, jellyfish: my favorite animals••
••i don't like people setting their profiles to private. it's lame. you're not a celebrity••
••i have a lot of gay and bi friends. i love them••
••i love anything honey flavored or lemon flavored••
••♥ fake stuff:fake boobs, fake tummies, fake eyelashes, fake nails. do it like nike••
••bitches, i'm narcissistic. deal. i'm too amazing for everybody
••i'm going to school for cosmetology, tattooing and piercing••
••i don't do shit for free. that's not how the world works••
••the office. nuff said••
••i want to hug obama••
••i like old noir films••
••i'm friendly. but somehow i come across as 'intimidating'••
••i watch the history channel almost exclusively••
••i still play pokemon. i can name all of the orginal 150 on a single sheet of paper••
••i'm scared of babies and getting old••
••i smell like chocolate a lot••
••max, mickey, ann, miles: i love you all••
••i love meeting new people••
••i'm not modest. at all••
••i love eating with chopsticks and can't stand soda. i guess i'm not american••
••when i go places where no one knows me i pretend to be british••
••i guess this is the part where you add me••
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if you are a human being or an animal or a tree or food, chances are i love you