At this point, I hate humanity to the point of irresistible need to be without most of them. My interests span from video games and food, to weapons and killing. And, for those of you who were wondering, no, I am not a Psychopath. I'm a Sociopath. It's different.
Alright folks, if you want some insight into the deranged human psyche, then go to the following website, and read some things.
http://angrymeatball.deviantart.com
Music
Queen, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, AC/DC, Metallica, Anything 80's, etc.
Movies
Highlander, Back to the Future part 2, the Shawshank Redemption, Terminator 2
Television
Comedy Central. Cant forget G4, either.
Books
Anything by David Eddings, Raymond E. Feist, and Jhonen Vasquez; Nothing's Sacred, by Lewis Black
Heroes
My hero is Johnny C., who tells it like it is. And so, I suppose Johnen Vasquez is also my hero by association.
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About me: For those of you who don't actually know me, here it is in a nutshell. You know the guy who snaps and kills everyone, then his family and friends all say, "Oh, he was so normal," or "We never would have thought he was capable of such atrocities."? Well, I'm like that guy, only everyone saw it coming. And they're quite aware that I can commit some terrible things. They'd just be surprised it didn't happen sooner.
Occasionally, I'll submit the shit that I writing to DeviantArt. See it at http://angrymeatball.deviantart.com
Who I'd like to meet: I'm gonna put these people in a list with no particular order.
Vlad the Impaler
Rasputin
Sean Connery
Kevin Smith & Jason Mewes
Jackie Chan
Peter Fonda
Clancy Brown
Morgan Freeman
Jhonen Vasquez
Lewis Black
Dennis Leary
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It actually doesn't suck. It doesn't suck at all. When I was with her, I was so freakin neurotic because I was afraid of losing her. And now, I lost her. I didn't sleep for a day. I cried for 12 hours straight. And now... Now I am in the best mood I have been in since school started.
However, don't kill her. Today I lost a girlfriend and a lover, but I gained a best friend
his name is Trevor lol not really
And still, because of her, I bettered myself in many ways. I finally quit my porno addiction and I'm surprisingly in the best shape I've ever been in!
WHEEEE. dude, we need to hang out sometime soon. Mainly because my new bed gets here on Saturday and my 360 comes back in a week or so. That and Gears 2 is on its way.
ohh. i remember. ok remember i told u i was sposed to go see dark night at IMAX. well im not cus boo boo couldnt get another ticket. that's wat i meant ^^
I was sitting at the end of the platform of the Belmont El station. Amelia had just gotten off to go to her friend Cathy's house. I was sitting at the end of the platform because I wanted a place to sit (the actual seats were already taken; It's a busy stop) and to not be accused of looking up anyone's dress. I was sitting behind the blue line. Out of nowhere pop out these two, fuck ugly, black CTA workers. I get up to get out of their way and start walking the opposite direction. One of them says, "How's it going?" as we pass each other. "Good", I respond. Then, he stops me and says, "Hey, young man. Why were you sitting at the edge of the platform?" "Because I felt like it." He looks at me and says, "Well, If I took you to jail because I felt like it, what would you say?" "Umm... why?" "Because I felt like it." "So, am I not allowed to sit at the end of the platform behind the blue line?" "Well, it depends. What were you doing at the end of the platform?" "Sitting." He looks at his comra..A coworker and says, "Hell, I'm taking you to jail if you don't give me a better answer." I soon realize that what he wants me to say is not the truth, but that I was planning on jumping in front of the train. After about 5, 10 minutes of repeated 'why were you sitting there', I say to him, "Ok, I am NOT a suicide case. But, if I was, then treating me like shit doesn't exactly help." I then precede to walk to the other end of the platform, with him whispering into his radio behind me, "I fucking hate smart-alecks. "
"Hey, i was all like, jumping up against the walls trying to get your attetion and the attendent told me to get down and I did I wonder what the pictures on the windows are oh they're army casualties HEY LOOK '8' my favorite number I wonder if birds bath in this puddle do people get electrocuted when there puddles on the tracks hey look there's my favorite number again i want to show you a picture I took..."
