Uncle Dave™
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. . . What I Like . . .
I like guns, knives, music, pussy, and a whole lot of other stuff, but I especially like my pups ... a lot more than I like most people, I might add...
“Pit Bull” is NOT a breed. It is a generic term often used to describe all dogs with similar traits and characteristics often known by the public as Pit Bulls. This article is addressed to owners of any “Pit Bull” type dog including American Pit Bull Terriers, American Staffordshire Terriers and Pit mixes.
These two knot-heads are the replacements we said we've never get for the two dogs we recently lost after a whole lot of years. We've always had dogs, but these are the first Pit Bull 'throw-aways' we've had. Pit Bull Rescue and Advocacy is something I believe in very strongly, and take very seriously. So if you run a puppy mill, fight dogs, or just generally abuse women, children, and animals, feel free to go ahead and block yourself; I don't want nothing to do with your shit. Pit's get such a bad rap in the press, and people generally mistreat them so badly that it's brought out a side of humanity in me I don't think I've ever had before. Being a lot older, and a lot mellower probably doesn't hurt either. It's also made me dislike people - abusers - more than I can say. Fuck Michael Vick and his apology - fuck you if you fight dogs, and fuck you if you mistreat any animal in any manner. Sophie is our adopted American Terrier. We got her at the pound for $40. Some backyard breeder couldn't sell her on WalMart's parking lot, so they dumped her and some other pups on the local Humane Societies' doorstep. She's one cool dog... Bella is our other adopted American Terrier. She looks too much like a Dane not to be part. She came from a no-kill shelter for Pit's from a lady who insists in writing none of her pups will be used for fighting. Bella makes you grin a lot...
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American ... There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag ... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people." ~Theodore Roosevelt, 1907
I like just about anything and everything from the Sixties and early Seventies. Don't let anyone kid you - it was a better time and a better place - period... I read old issues of Easyriders and books on zen buddhism. I like anything to do with art, history, art history, literature, philosophy, music, culture, trailer park fights, l'heure bleue, bikes, rods, King Biscuit Blues Festival, talking dirty to female co-workers, Memphis in May, Go-Go dancers, Beale Street, Pit Bull rescue, knives, guns, weight lifting, Sin, Penitence, Redemption, cooking, billiards, coffee, bars, strip clubs, boxing, beer, 60's custom culture, Takato Yamamoto, bike & car shows, MILF's, porno chicks, sex, scooters,big butted women, cunning stunts and stunning cunts, Mexican Peso conchos, Cthulhu, self destructive deceased artists, Black Sabbath, the Mothman, anything that's loud, fast, and requires a tetanus shot., dirty art, tattoos, drinking, honky tonkin', rods & customs, old bikes, Hank III, chicken-shack blues, brass knuckles, big knives, Aztec Gods, pin-up art, old school stock car racers & moonshine runners, Mexican wrestling masks, stupid-toliet-juvenile humor, David Allan Coe, all history, lowbrow shit, skulls, vixens, sex / showering / sleeping, my Irish heritage, Bukowski, John Fante, Elmore Leonard.
ALCOHOL, TOBACCO, and FIREARMS
should be a convenience store
not a government agency.
"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."
~The Fourth Amendment
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"I never thought freedom was cheap."
~Sonny Barger
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No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets.
~ Edward Abbey
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The only sure bulwark of continuing liberty is a government strong enough to protect the interests of the people, and a people strong enough and well enough informed to maintain its sovereign control over the government.
~ Franklin Delano Roosevelt
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"In this country, the right of privacy has always been deemed too precious to entrust to the discretion of those whose job is the detection of crime and the arrest of criminals. Power is a heady thing; and history shows that police acting on their own cannot be trusted"
MCDONALD V. UNITED STATES, 335 U.S. 451 (1948).
-Justice Douglas The United States Supreme Court
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First off, I don't care if you like my music or not - chances are real damn good I'll think yours sucks too. I listen to some Django Reinhardt, Louis Prima, David Allen Coe, James Brown, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Fu Manchu, Alternative Country stuff like Jamie Johnson, Ray Wylie Hubbard, Chris Knight, Hank III, Assjack, James McMurtry, Hayes Carll, that sort. Some Classic rock, mostly stuff like early Joe Walsh, James Gang, early Fleetwood Mac and ZZ Top, Savoy Brown, Quicksilver, Allman Bros, Leon Russell, Bob Seger, most early 70's Southern Rock. I listen to anything and everything Blues. I like to listen to Billie Joe Shaver when I'm drinking. I tend to listen to Metal when I'm pissed off. I keep classic country on the radio on my way to work mornings. I like smooth jazz when I'm by myself. I listen to whatever I feel like listening to at the moment.
He turned thirty-five last Sunday
In his hair he found some gray
But he still ain't changed his lifestyle
He likes it better the old way
So he grows a little garden in the back yard by the fence
He's consuming what he's growing nowadays in self defense
He get's out there in the twilight zone
Sometimes when it just don't make no sense
He gets off on country music
Cause disco left him cold
He's got young friends into new wave
But he's just too friggin' old
And he dreams at night of Woodstock and the day John Lennon died
How the music made him happy and the silence made him cry
Yeah he thinks of John sometimes
And he has to wonder why
He's an old hippie and he don't know what to do
Should he hang on to the old
Should he grab on to the new
He's an old hippie...his new life is just a bust
He ain't trying to change nobody
He's just trying real hard to adjust
He was sure back in the sixties that everyone was hip
Then they sent him off to Vietnam on his senior trip
And they forced him to become a man while he was still a boy
And in each wave of tragedy he waited for the joy
Now this world may change around him
But he just can't change no more
He's an old hippie and he don't know what to do
Should he hang on to the old
Should he grab on to the new
He's an old hippie...his new life is just a bust
He ain't trying to change nobody
He's just trying real hard to adjust
Well he stays away a lot now from the parties and the clubs
And he's thinking while he's joggin' 'round
Sure is glad he quit the hard drugs
Cause him and his kind get more endangered everyday
And pretty soon the species will just up and fade away
Like the smoke from that torpedo...just up and fade away
He's an old hippie and he don't know what to do
Should he hang on to the old
Should he grab on to the new
He's an old hippie...his new life is just a bust
He ain't trying to change nobody
He's just trying real hard to adjust.
Old Hippie
Bellamy Brothers
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I think most movies are crap. I don't / won't watch very many on purpose. If I do watch a movie, I prefer something that makes me laugh. Some I thought were /are pretty good: Boondock Saints, Resevoir Dogs, Fight Club, The Warriors, Romper Stomper, Tombstone, Dusk to Dawn, Rebel Without A Cause, The Good The Bad & The Ugly, Spaghetti Westerns, Cool Hand Luke, Endless Summer, Casino, Goodfellas, Godfather series, Once Upon a Time in America, American X, Easy Rider, Scarface, Bruce Lee, Old School Kung Fu stuff, The Blade Trilogy, Underworld
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TV is Hollywood's inbred retarded bastard child. History Channel has some good stuff; I'll watch some Football and The Weather Channel and that's about it. TV sucks because of stuff like American Chopper and LA Ink - nothing but brainless fluff geared to mainstream America - not me. I don't care about some OCC or Kat Von D self-absorbed petty drama-shit. I was a big Sopranos and The Shield fan when it was on. And despite it's brazen stupidity, I think Sons of Anarchy's okay, as far as TV goes. Yogi Bear and Huckleberry Hound still rule. "Man Law" commercials were some killer shit. Grew up on sixties television; mostly black and white, three major networks, summer reruns. Munsters, American Bandstand, Smothers Brothers, Rowan and Martin's Laugh-in, Red Skelton Show, Ed Sullivan Show, Mighty Sons of Hercules, Where The Action Is, Flip Wilson Show, Sanford and Son - that's the shit I watched growing up - that's the shit that shapes the way I saw the world.
| | Books | - Our Country -
The Presidential Election of 1876 was won by Samuel J. Tilden, a Southern Democrat sympathetic to Southern States who were imposed with puppet governments after the Civil War. The Republicans, in charge of the post Civil War reconstruction and biased against the Southern States were not willing to allow a Southern Democrat into the office of President and thus ordered Federal military troops to change the results of the election in favor of Republican Rutherford B. Hayes by using voter fraud, bribery, forgery and perjury. On November 8 of that year, Tilden had won the election with 4.3 million votes over the 4 million votes for Hayes and 193 electoral votes over Haye's 173 electoral votes. After having many Democratic votes thrown out for various made up reasons, the final result of the election was left in the hands of J. Madison Wells, the election board chairman for the State of Louisiana. Realizing what was going on, Wells demanded bribes for his votes from both political parties. After giving the election to Hayes, Wells received a large compensation package from the Republican party. With Wells final support for Hayes, the Democrats cried foul and threw the election results into the hands of a special Congressional commission stacked with Republicans who then favored Republican Hayes. The Democrats, still upset, protested in Congress but agreed to stop contesting Hayes election to the Presidency in exchange for Federal troops being removed from the Southern States.
The U.S. knew the Japanese were going to bomb Pearl Harbor a full ten hours before the attack on December 7, 1941. American forces intercepted a 14-part Japanese message and deciphered it by 4:37 a.m. Washington time. The message supposedly remained in the code room for 3 hours before President Roosevelt was notified. By 11:00 a.m., the message was transmitted to all areas of the Pacific except Hawaii, where the receiver was supposedly not working. Pearl Harbor finally received the message 3 hours after the attack and after 3000 people lost their lives. Some historians believe that President Roosevelt deliberately withheld the message from Hawaii in order to provide the U.S. with adequate justification for entering World War II. The ensuing military buildup succeeded where Roosevelt's New Deal had failed, pulling the United States out of the state of bankruptcy on a tide of crimson and steel.
In the late 1960's a Texas legislator became annoyed with his fellow legislators' habit of passing bills without giving them proper study and consideration. He therefore introduced a bill commending Mr. Albert DiSalvo for his outstanding work in population control. At the time, Mr. DiSalvo was on trial for a series of murders and was better known by his nickname, The Boston Strangler. The Bill passed unanimously.
The US federal income tax was first enacted in 1862 to support the Union's Civil War effort. It was eliminated in 1872, revived in 1894 then declared unconstitutional by the Supreme Court the following year. In 1913, the 16th Amendment to the Constitution made the income tax a permanent fixture in the US tax system.
"I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands -- one nation indivisible -- with liberty and justice for all."
The Original Pledge of Allegiance | | Heroes |
DISCRIMINATION ON THE BASIS OF CLOTHING OR CLUB MEMBERSHIP IS ILLEGAL
Article 2, Section 1, 4, and 6 of the Arkansas Constitution guarantees the right to everyone in Arkansas of freedom of speech, expression and association. Cooper V. Henslee. 257 Ark. 963. A person's constitutional right to freedom of speech, expression and association include the right to dress and belong to clubs or organizations of their choice. Individuals and businesses who discriminate against individuals on the basis of their clothing or club membership may be subject to lawsuit. The United States Supreme Court in the case of Cohen v. California, 403 U.S. 15 (1971), held that individuals have the constitutional right under the First Amendment to wear clothing which displays writing or designs. The right of an individual to freedom and association has long been recognized and protected by the United States Supreme Court. Thus, a person's right to wear the clothing of his choice, as well as his right to belong to any club or organization of his choice is constitutionally protected, and persons or establishments who discriminate on the basis of clothing or club membership are subject to lawsuit.
NCOM Region
REGION V : Arkansas, Kentucky, Louisana, Mississippi, Tennessee
Don't subject yourself to civil and criminal penalties and to expensive and time consuming lawsuits. Don't discriminate against people wearing colors or motorcycle attire.
Assertion of Rights
Officer, Please understand:
I have the right to have an attorney present if you want to question me or conduct any search of my body or personal effects. I am not giving my consent to any type of search. If I am under arrest, I wish to invoke and exercise my Miranda Rights. I would like to speak to an attorney now. I do not want my personal property impounded, nor do I consent to any impounment. I request the opportunity to secure my personal effects. If I am not under arrest, please tell me immediately so that I may leave.
If you are stopped for questioning:
1. It's not a crime to refuse to answer questions, but refusing to answer can make the police suspicious about you. You cannot be arrested for merely refusing to identify yourself on the street.
2. Police may "pat down" your clothing if they suspect a concealed weapon. Don't physically resist, but make it clear you don't consent to further search.
3. Ask if you are under arrest. If you are, you have the right to know why.
4. Don't badmouth the police officer or run away, even if you believe what is happening is unreasonable. That could lead to your arrest.
If you are stopped in your car:
1. Upon request, show them your driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance. In certain cases, our car can be searched without a warrant as long as the police have probable cause. To protect yourself later, you should make it clear that you do not consent to a search. It is not lawful for police to arrest you simply for refusing to consent to a search.
2. If you are given a ticket, you should sign it, otherwise you could be arrested. You can always fight the case in court later. If you are suspected of drunk driving (DWI) and refuse to take a blood, urine, or breath test, your driver's license may be suspended. While there are a lot of good LEOs out there just trying to do a hard job, there is no way to tell the good ones from the bad. For your own protection, consider what you read here and know your rights.
What the Police preferred
you didn't know
Have you ever heard of the old saying "ignorance of the law is no excuse?" Basically that's how police officers and some judges feel about your constitutional rights. What you don't know and never were taught in school could hurt you! Police officers are generally depicted as public servants, but they can be your worst enemy when they count on people like you not being knowledgeable of their constitutional rights. Just because you or your children didn't know they had rights under the constitution and gave up those rights by talking to a police officer or a federal agent without an attorney could cost you dearly. This includes even a casual conversation that could happen on a traffic stop or on a sidewalk. Educate your kids. Minors have Rights!
What To Do If A
Police Officer Stops You
To stop you a police officer must have a specific reason to suspect your involvement in a specific crime and should be able to tell you the reason. This is known as reasonable suspicion. Most times you are probably getting pulled over for a traffic violation such as speeding or maybe a tail light is out. Although the stop may seem wrong or unfair, the police believe they have a reason to stop you
Your Rights During a Police Encounter
Rules you should know to protect yourself from the police
Rule #1 - Never talk to a police officer. Keep your mouth shut! (You never have to answer any questions a police officer may ask, except for your name, address and date of birth.)
Rule #2 - Never talk to a police officer. Keep your mouth shut! (How can you be charged with something if you haven't said anything?) Remember anything you say or do can be used against you.
Rule #3 - "Am I Free to Go?" As soon as a police officer ask you a question, ask the police officer, "Am I Free to Go?" If you are detained or arrested by a police officer, tell them that you are going to remain silent and that you would like to see a lawyer.
Rule #4 - Safety. Never bad-mouth a police officer. Stay calm and in control of your words, body language and your emotions. Always keep your hands where the police officer can see them. Don't run away and never touch a police officer!
Rule #5 - Refuse to Consent to Searches. Just say NO to searches! Remember if the police didn't need your permission, they wouldn't be asking you. Never give permission to a police officer to search you, your car or your home. If a police officer does search you, don't resist!
Rule #6 - Ask for a Supervisor. If all else fails and you feel the police officer is abusing your rights, ask him to call his "supervisor" to your location.
Traffic Stops
You usually will be required to show the usual documentation, such as your driver's license, registration and proof of insurance. You don't have to open your window more than a crack to hand it out. On traffic stops the police usually will ask you "personal" questions such as, where are you going, where have you been, who did you see, how long did you visit, ect. At that point it's the perfect time to exercise your RIGHTS by asking the police officer, "AM I FREE TO GO?" There is NO legal requirement that citizens provide information about their comings and goings to police officers! Another words it's none of the police officers damn business!If you are ordered out of your car, lock the door behind you. Remember that the officer is not trying to be your buddy and become a new friend, they are on a "fishing expedition" to find something against you! They have nothing criminal on you, so they're looking for anything while they have you pulled over. A good time to ask "AM I FREE TO GO," is after the cop has given you a "warning" or a "ticket" and you have signed it. Once you have signed that ticket the traffic stop is legally over with, so says the Supreme Court. Now if you want to stand around and shoot the breeze with the officer or answer his questions, that is up to you. Just remember you don't have to! After you sign the ticket ask, "AM I FREE TO GO?"
Anything You Say Can
And Will Be Used Against You!
Staying silent will not hurt you. Do not let the police persuade you to talk. The officer may not like this and may challenge you with words like, "If you have nothing to hide, why won't you speak to me?" Just like the first question, you do not have to answer this one either. They may tell you that staying quiet will make things worse for you or that they'll go easy on you if you talk but this is not true! You have every right NOT to talk to a police officer, and you shouldn't speak to them unless you have first consulted with a lawyer who has advised you differently. Some cops are worse than others and some of them may treat you differently if they think you know your rights. The police depend on fear and intimidation to get what they want. If you run into a really bad cop, talking back to him and standing up for your rights might get you beaten up or killed, so be careful about the realistic limits of the law and of your rights as an American. Cops are perhaps the most dangerous members of our society, so be careful when you talk to them. The Federal Supreme Court has ruled that as long as the police do not force an individual to do something, the individual is acting voluntarily, even if a normal person would feel very intimidated and would not reasonably feel they could say no. See (Florida v. Bostick, 1991)If you do what a policeman tells you to do before you are arrested, you are 'voluntarily' complying with their 'requests'. Be as nice as possible, but stand firm on your rights! Read the Fourth & Fifth Amendment
CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS CANNOT BE SUSPENDED
EVEN DURING A STATE OF EMERGENCY OR WARTIME !
Car Searches And Body Searches
Remember they wouldn't ask you if they didn't need your permission! A police officers swore an oath to uphold the Constitution, not to violate your rights against unreasonable search and seizure. If a cop ask or tries to search you, your home or your car, say repeatedly "I DON'T CONSENT TO THIS SEARCH !" "The right to be free from unreasonable searches is one of our most precious First Liberties" You DON'T have to give consent to a law enforcement officer to search your vehicle or home. While you DON'T have to consent, bear in mind that the expectation of privacy in a car is less than the expectation of privacy in your home. Based in part on the lessened expectation of privacy in a car, law enforcement officers are permitted to conduct a warrantless search of a car if the officer has probable cause. "In most cases the police officer will lie and make up a probable cause." Just for being stopped for a traffic violation should not allow the officer to search your car; however, if the officer saw you throw an empty beer can out the window, that may be sufficient probable cause to search your car. If the officer "thinks" he smells marijuana as he approaches the car, he then may use that as probable cause to search you car.
Police Pat Downs...
The law allows police to pat down your outer clothing for the protection of the officer if you're being detained. The officer may only pat your outer clothing to see if you have any weapons. If the police feel something that could be a weapon, then the police can go into your pockets and search. Otherwise a police officer CAN'T go through your pockets or make you empty your pockets unless you are under arrest. To protect yourself, make it clear that you "don't consent to a search" and ask why they are searching you. Remember the reason they give you. If they claim to have a warrant, ask to see it. Whether or not they have a warrant, you can protect your CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS by making it clear that you do not consent to a search.
If the Police Knock at Your Home
You Don't Have to Open the Door!
If the police knock and ask to enter your home, you DON'T have to open the door unless they have a warrant signed by a judge. Such an invitation not only gives the police officer the opportunity to look around for clues to your lifestyle, friends, reading material, etc; but also tends to prolong the conversation. There is no law that says you have to open your door to a police officer. Don't open your door with the chain-lock on either, the police can shove their way in. Police are known to kick in doors. Simply shout "I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!" ..If the police do have a search warrant, ask to see it and make sure that it is signed, has the correct date, correct address, and apartment number, ect. * In some emergency situations (like when a person is screaming for help inside, or when the police are chasing someone) officers are allowed to enter and search your home without a warrant. NEVER agree to go to the police station for questioning. Simply say, "I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY."
If a Police Officer Stops
You On The Sidewalk...
You are perfectly within your rights to say to the officer who asks to speak with you, "Officer I do not want speak with you, good-bye." At this point you should be free to leave the officer's presence. The officer may not like this and may challenge you with words like, "If you have nothing to hide, why won't you speak to me?" Just like the first question, you do not have to answer this question either. There is NO law that says you must tell a police officer where you are going or where you have been. So keep your mouth shut and say nothing! The next step the police officer might take is to ask for identification. If you have identification on you, tell the officer where it is and ask permission to reach for it.
Probable Cause...
A police officer has no right to detain you unless there exists reasonable suspicion that you committed a crime or traffic violation. However a police officer is always allowed to initiate a voluntary conversation with you. Sometimes it is unclear whether or not a person is detained. If you are in doubt, you should ask the police officer if you are in "Am I Free to Leave." Now if the police officer doesn't have "probable cause", and you refuse him to search your car, he might bring in a drug dog. At this point since the officer has no probable cause, he may be illegally detaining you. Tell the officer that you have an appointment and you're running late, and you really don't have time to stay. Ask him if you're "Free to Leave" so that you're not late for that appointment. Under the Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, police may engage in "reasonable" searches and seizures. To prove that a search is "reasonable," the police must generally show that it is more likely than not that a crime has occurred, and that if a search is conducted it is probable that they will find either stolen goods or evidence of the crime. This is called "probable cause." Police may use first hand information, or tips from an "informant" to justify the need to search your property. If an informant's information is used, the police must prove that the information is reliable under the circumstances. Here is a case where the police used an "informant's" word and the police officers took it upon themselves to kick in a door of a home at 1:30 in the morning without obtaining a search warrant. The aftermath was six police officers firing over 30 shots and shooting an innocent man 9 times in the back as he laid on the ground.
What You Don't Know
Could Change Your Life Forever...
You might be wondering, don't police tell me that I have the right not to be searched? After all when a suspect is arrested, he is told before interrogation takes place that he has the right to remain silent. The Supreme Court has said NO. According to the Court, the fact that a person might not know he has the right to refuse a search is merely one factor in the determination of whether his consent is voluntary. The Court has reasoned that the police do not need to give warnings -- to eliminate any doubt about the suspect's knowledge of her rights -- because warnings might detract from the informality of an otherwise "friendly" interaction between "civilians and the police." So you might ask yourself, is someone that would use something against you really a "friend?" The Supreme Court has explained that "the community has a real interest in encouraging consent, for the resulting search may yield necessary evidence for the solution and prosecution of crime...." Furthermore, the Court has concluded, it would be "thoroughly impractical" to require an effective warning about the right to refuse.
Can We Trust the Cops?
Are police officers allowed to lie to you? Yes the Supreme Court has ruled that a police officer can lie to a citizen while questioning them. Police officers are very good at lying, twisting words and they are trained to be manipulative. Police officers and other law enforcement agents are very skilled at getting information from people. So don't try to out smart the cop or try being a smooth talker because you will loose! If you can keep your mouth shut, you might just come out ahead more then you expected. The federal government made a law that says citizens can't lie to federal agents. They can lie to us, but we can't lie to them. Makes perfect since don't it? The best thing you can do is ask for a lawyer and keep your mouth shut. How can you be charged with something if you haven't said anything? Although police officers may seem nice and pretend to be on your side, they are likely to be intent on learning about the habits, opinions, and affiliations of people not suspected of wrongdoing, with the end goal of stopping political activity with which the government disagrees. Don't try to answer the police officers questions, or try to "educate them" about your cause, it can be very dangerous! You can never tell how a seemingly harmless bit of information that you give the police officer might be used and misconstrued to hurt you or someone else. And keep in mind that lying to a federal agent is a crime. Officers may promise shorter sentences and other deals for statements or confessions. The police cannot legally make deals with people they arrest. The only person who can make a deal that can be enforced is the prosecutor, and he should not talk with you without a lawyer present who represents you. Teach your children that the cops are not always their friends, and the police officer must contact a parent for permission to ask your child any questions. Remember that the police are trained to put you at ease and to get you to trust them. Their job is to find, arrest and help convict a suspect. And that suspect is you!
Lies That The Police Use
To Get You To Talk...
There are many ways the police will try to trick you into talking. Its always safest just to say the Magic Words: I'm going to remain silent and I want a lawyer. The following are common lie's the police use when they're trying to get you to talk:
* "You will have to stay here and answer my questions" or "You're not leaving until I find out what I want."
* "I have evidence on you. Tell me what I want to know or else." (They can fabricate ''fake'' evidence to convince you to tell them what they want to know.)
* "You're not a suspect. Were simply investigating here. Just help us understand what happened and then you can go."
* "If you don't answer my questions, I won't have any choice but to take you to jail."
* "If you don't answer these questions, you'll be charged with resisting arrest."
If The Police Arrest You...
If you are arrested, the police can search you and the area close by. If you are in a building, "close by" usually means just the room you are in. If during a search or an arrest the police take anything from you, they must give you a receipt for every item seized, including your wallet and its contents, clothes, and any packages you were carrying when arrested.
"I DON'T WANT TO TALK
UNTIL MY LAWYER IS PRESENT"
* Even if your rights weren't read, refuse to talk until your lawyer/public defender arrives.
* If your arrested and can not afford an attorney, you have the right to a public defender. If you get a public defender always make it clear that the public defender is not representing you, but merely is serving as your counsel.
* Do not talk to the inmates in jail about your case.
* Within a reasonable time after your arrest, or booking, you have the right to make a local phone call: to a lawyer, bail bondsman, a relative or any other person. The police may not listen to the call to the lawyer.
* If you're on probation or parole, tell your P.O. you've been arrested, but nothing else.
* You may be released with or without bail following the booking. If not, you have the right to go into court and see a judge the next court day after your arrest. Demand this RIGHT! When you appear before the judge, ask for an attorney. An attorney has a better chance at convincing a judge to let you out on a lower bail then you could.
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About me:
It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.
It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.
---- Attributed to Father Dennis Edward O’Brien, Sergeant USMC ----
Atrributed to Dr. Suess
Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter, don't mind.
. . . Disclaimer . . .
Myspace is just something to do, that's all. I probably only know a dozen or so of my "friends." personally. That said, if I sent you a 'please add me' request, it's because you look like an interesting person; I'm not looking to hook up, spend the night, be 'bff's', plan a big family camping trip, or any of that shit. I try not to bother people who look like a total dickhead with a friends request, but occasionally I screw up and send one to someone who goes all ballistic and shit: "who the fuck do you think you are to send ME a request". So, if your just too cool, one of the Internet's elite, or something similar, and I'm not worthy of your Myspace friendship - my sincerest apologies - let me know and I'll happily block you to avoid any further irritation, unless you block me first. Fair enough? I think so.
plainoldave.blogspot is where I post 'questionable pictures and stuff that Myspace censors...
. . . Just Who is this
Cat called 'Dave'? . . .
About me... well, I like makin' money and touchin' bitches. . . I'm old, I'm opinionated, and I'm an old BUB (Beat Up Bastard). Am I better than anyone else? probably not... I run a warehouse to earn a living. It's hard work for low pay: the Workingman's Blues. My employers put a lot of responsibility on me to keep it in line, and I don't take kindly to people fucking with my warehouse. I deal in tonnage - not poundage, and it's no unusual for me to put up 4 or 5 of those tons by hand every day. I work pretty damn hard for an old man, and for not a lot of money in my opinion, so to say that I'm pretty intolerant of healthy, strong young fucker's who are too fucking lazy to work is an vast understatement. Think you're too good to work hard? Then either learn to work smart, or grow a set of balls, Nancy, and man up. Either way get off the front porch and earn a living. I'm from Arkansas, the land of Jesus & meth labs. I've stood in the Arctic Circle and on Sunset Blvd., and always seemed to end up right back here. Always been the Alpha dog - I don’t see the need to talk a lot unless something needs to be said. I’m one of those people that can have a life or I can have a drink. But I can’t have both at the same time. I've got two kids in college that I seem to spend my money on trying to get their lives going so I can have mine back someday. I think they've grown up right. Their not in trouble all the time, on drugs, knocked up and draggin' a bunch of interracial kids around behind them. Unlike my kids, I'm just one more old 60's lost boy who never found a crowd to follow or someone to emulate. I just always wanting to be me. Hit my stride in the early 70's, cool times to be a twenty-year old kid. I hated cops and teachers and they hated me. Dropped out of school, doped, boozed, dealt some drugs, drew guns, pulled knives, perpetrated crimes, rode bikes and drove cars, raised hell, partied like a mofo, and did some jail before it was all over. Been married to a woman who has put up with my shit and managed to keep me out of the ground or the penitentiary for a lot of years now. Reached a point in my life where I don't need to impress you or prove anything to you. Got too old and comfortable to be hard anymore - these days I'm about family, hard work, staying off welfare, minding my own damn business; having some honor and self-respect about myself, and trying to surround myself with like-minded people. Don't want a bunch of leeches hangin' around. If you can't respect that, screw you - we ain’t gonna get along. (I'm also a high roller, pimp, player, low baller, shot caller, neighborhood kingpin, part-time fighter - full time lover, legend among ladies, jack of all trades master of none!)
C’est la vie....
. . . The Rules . . .
I dislike: ♣ Child and animal abusers, Cops, Punks, Posers, Pussies, Wannabes, Base heads, Double standards,The habitually late, Political correctness, Holier-than-thou pricks, White kids who think they're black, Those who think the world owes them something, Those who got where they are through nepotism, affirmative action, and/or big tits.
1) Ride Hard -
2) Shoot Straight -
3) Speak the Truth -
4) Don't Snitch -
5) Don't Snivel -
6) Honesty Matters -
7) Walk the Walk-
8) Talk the Talk-
People should be left alone to do what they want, mind their own business, earn a living the best way they can and settle their differences among themselves; take risks and live dangerously if they want to. Less is more. Stay pure. Stay poor. Don't blindly believe anything. Distrust authority. Fuck 'experts'. Any trademarks used are property of their respective owners.
I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself. ~D. H. Lawrence
It's easy for you to see that everybody else around you is full of bullshit. The hard part of life is realizing that you may be full of bullshit, too. ~ Von Dutch
Do I believe in ghosts? I believe in the ghosts that haunt the human mind. ~Edward Abbey
"It's not the critic that counts - not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms; the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause. Who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement; and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory, nor defeat." ~Theodore Roosevelt, 1910
"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash." ~Sir Winston Churchill
On Religious Zealots ~ The problem is that the invisible men in the sky don't tell you how to live your life. Their fan clubs do.
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
Comfort the Disturbed ☠ Disturb the Comfortable.
"I will say, then, that I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races -- that I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races...I, as much as any man, am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race." ~ From Lincoln's second debate with Stephen Douglas, on August 27, 1858.
"If your gonna sin - SIN LIKE YOU MEAN IT"
~Drive for Fun ~Dance for Money ~Kill for Gold
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Who I'd like to meet:
I really can't say there's anyone particular person I want to meet. People - celebrities and otherwise - never turn out to be as cool as you think they're gonna be. Sonny Barger and Ed Roth (r.i.p.) might be the exceptions, can't say though; haven't met them yet. For the most part, people don't impress me. It's not that I don't like people, it's just that I don't like every single one of them. I know I've always seemed to attract - and be attracted to - people that don't fit in anywhere else; the misfits, rejects, rebels, biker-types; (sorry hippie bums - fuck you) beautiful losers - the ones who didn't fit the hole life drilled for them - that type of person. Can't / won't deal with the fakes or wannabe's anymore. Can't stand bums, leeches, 'won't works', and porch sitters. If your a complete dick-with-ears from 9 to 5, 5 days a week, then at least be real about it, don't pretend to be something else on weekends. Be yourself, if not; someone's gonna call you on it sooner or later, and then you'll still be a dick-with-ears - just missing a few teeth. I've known some really good people over my lifetime, and then I've known some assholes I wish I could 'un-meet'.
- On Jack Kerouac_
“What’s in store for me in the direction I don’t take?”
" I was just looking at the jukebox. Just playing records. She said, "You want to play with me?" I said, "Sure. How much?" She says, "Five bucks, two dollars for the room." "Was it nice, Jack?" "All women are nice."
"Whee. Sal, we gotta go and never stop going till we get there." "Where we going, man?" "I don't know but we gotta go."
Great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and popular opinion.”
"Who were all these strange ghosts rooted to the silly little adventure of earth with me? And who was I?"
"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!"
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