Chris

www.myspace.com/fuckinghatecrew

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me

  • Chris

  • 17 / Male
  • UM
  • Last Login: 11/25/2009

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Interests

  • Music

    Primarily: Power/Viking/Fantasy/Battle/Folk/Symphonic/Progressive/Death/Black/Melodic metals... and a bunch of other funky shite.
  • Movies

    Inglourious Basterds, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Pineapple Express, Watchmen, Dead Snow, original STAR WARS trilogy, The Taking of Pelham 123, The Lord of the Rings, The Boondock Saints, Sin City, American History X, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy, The Naked Gun movies, any Quentin Tarantino, Kevin Smith, and Martin Scorsese movies, and an arse load of other shite... Photobucket
  • Television

    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Sopranos, Family Guy, Beavis and Butt-Head, Futurama, Discovery Channel and its many sub-channels, History/ History International channel, National Geographic channel, most Adult Swim shows, any good stand-up comedy shows... Photobucket
  • Books

    Anything by the Great Dr. of Journalism, Watchmen, The Prose Edda, Norse Stories, some STAR WARS books. Photobucket
  • Heroes

    Hashbean, Steven Colbert, Jay and Silent Bob, Beavis and Butt-Head, Lorcan, Connor, Seth Rogen, Brian Poshen, Patton Oswalt, Thor, Odin, Marvel and DC comic heroes and villains, David Hasselhoff, vikings... Photobucket

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Occupation: Dark Lord of the Sith
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Blurbs

About me:

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" -Epicurus. My name is Chris. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

Who I'd like to meet: