CHUCK NORRIS ACTION JEANS • DEPTH, DRIVE, PASSION, INTELLIGENCE AND A SENSE OF HUMOR • ART • COFFEE/TEA/BOOZE • CREATING • LAUGHING • WRITING • FILMING • THE OCEAN/BEACH • READING • MOVIES • MID DAY NAPPING/HUMPING • NEW CITIES • INTERESTING FOOD • SMART PEOPLE • HONESTY/TRUST • RAINY DAYS • MUSIC • DRIVING • LEARNING SOMETHING NEW • BIG WORDS • GOOD QUESTIONS : CARTOONS : RELATIONSHIP DISSECTION
Music
SINATRA & FRIENDS : ROBBERS ON HIGH STREET : FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS : PHANTOM PLANET : GOGOL BORDELLO : ROGER NELSON : IRRITABLE DOWNS SYNDROME : THE ANGRY BLOWJOBS : HARRY AND THE POTTERS : DANGER DOOM : DOVES : LEADERS OF THE NEW SCHOOL : NESSIE : TRUE CRIME AUTHORS : BRAVE MONSTER : DR. DOG : ROUGE WAVES : PIXIES : SELF : HEAVY VEGETABLE : LESLIE HALL : JAMIE CULLUM : ATMOSPHERE : FOO's : PINBACK : PRINCE : BOILERMAKER : DE LA : TRIBE : J5 : ESQUIVEL : KOMEDA :
Movies
RAISING AZ : UNCLE BUCK : AMELIE : ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND : TOMMY BOY : FIGHT CLUB : FRENCH KISS : SHAUN OF THE DEAD : LOST IN TRANSLATION : IN LIKE FLINT - OUR MAN FLINT : BAREFOOT IN THE PARK : REAR WINDOW : BACK TO THE FUTURE 1 & 2 : KISS KISS BANG BANG : HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH : RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK : EVIL DEAD 2 : DEAD ALIVE : CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND : OLD SCHOOL : WEDDING CRASHERS : 40 YR OLD VIRGIN : TIME BANDITS : DR. STRANGELOVE : 9 WAYS TO KILL A CAT
Television
SPACED : FAIRLY ODD PARENTS : FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS : SCRUBS : DAILY SHOW : COLBERT : ADULT SWIM [Aqua Teen, Frisky Dingo, Robot Chicken, 12oz Mouse, etc.] : CONAN : YO! MTV RAPS : ANYTHING WITH ERIC NIES IN IT. THAT GUY RULES.
Books
KINKY FRIEDMAN, CK3, DAVID SEDARIS, WILLIAM GOLDMAN... You know what, if you read a lot, you have too much time on your hands. Or, you're just smarter than me. Either way, I'm jealous.
Heroes
DENISE "ROCKITT" FLIER, MY MUM, NELSON MANDELA, EINSTEIN, ANYONE WHO GIVES SOMETHING UP FOR THEIR DREAM, DAFFY DUCK, CHUCK JONES [and Norris, of course], and Anyone that can actually SIT through Lord of the Rings 3 is my hero. Holy crap why is that movie so damn long?!
About me:
PERSONAL MISSIONS [as of JAN 2009]
MISSION 1 :: Come up with as many "BRO" names as possible.
[Exp. - "BRObocop", "Mr. BRO Jangles", "BROseph Stalin", "Beef BROganoff", etc.]
MISSION 2 :: Be known in Mississippi as "Captain Barnswallow"
MISSION 3 :: Have a hurricane named after me.
MISSION 4 :: Replace the word "FUCKING" with "HUGGING"
[Exp. - "Dude, that is so FUCKING Airwolf!" would be, "Dude, that is so HUGGIN' Airwolf!"]
MISSION 5 :: Find a word that rhymes with "orange".
MISSION 6 :: Call Mum more often.
Who I'd like to meet: I WANT TO MEET...
THIS GUY...
...ANY ONE WHO REMEMBERS WARNER BROS CARTOONS.
...THE HELPING HAND FROM HAMBURGER HELPER and THE PILSBURRY DOUGH-BOY, and PIT THEM IN A FIGHT AGAINST EACH OTHER TILL DEATH, THEN COOK AND EAT THEM AFTER LETTING THEM SIMMER FOR 20 MIN., STIRRING OCCASIONALLY, AND INVITE 4 OF MY FRIENDS OVER.
...CAPTAIN O.G. READMORE, AND ASK HIM WHY HE NEVER SUGGESTED AYN RAND.
Sugar Shorts. Come to a show. Preferrably December 5th at Humphrey's. I miss you, and hope everything is going well. Let's lunch soon. as in this week.
I was gonna say how awesome that YesWeCarve video was but.. ahem.. it was now overshadowed by the Peer Pressure video that will haunt my dreams forever... :(
I went from inspired to disturbed in under 2 mins..
