SATURDAY NIGHT - June 28th: The Unnaturals and The Bills will be helping Banks St. Bar and Anheiser Busch promote their latest concoction, Landshark. It's their answer to Corona, and you can try it at this promotional Beach Party-themed block party. We're even gonna be roasting a pig in celebration! So, come out for free food, Landshark beer, and a buttload of promotional goodies and giveaways, and stay for the rockin' surf tunes. Party starts around 9pm, music starts around 10pm. And, as always, there's no cover to get in. 21 + up.
I hear you have a bitching new addition to the band. I say unveil he/she/it like Cloverfield. Don't say shit and then BAM- only show shaky handheld camcorder shots. If the audience doesn't vomit, they'll totally lose their shit.