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  • Religious: The New Chosen – Straightforward Techniques 5



    Hello,

    This and Lesson 4 were going to be one paper, but that was too long so I have split this into two lessons.

    Religious:

    Monthly Offerings
    Fighting Satan (refined)
    If You See Me Flirt
    How to Relate (Play) With Me
    Logic Over Feelings

    Monthly Offerings –

    Once a month you are ask your Priest to offer the body and blood of Jesus as a Meat, Burnt, Sin and three drink offering for you unto the Lord thy God. The Bible reference is Numbers 28: 1 – 15.

    Fighting Satan –

    While heavy fighting (and there is not much fighting and is mostly enduring), if Satan says, 'It's Mannon,' say, 'Mannon wouldn't say that,' and continue speaking to Satan as you are.

    You may heal a person no matter what they are doing; the Holy Spirit is holy and will not do something that would comprise you or him.

    If You See Me Flirt –

    If you see me flirt, typically I flirt with heavenly good people. I do not want sex because of my restrictions on Earth. Also if I flirt with them they are probably Jesus, a heavenly person, or the Lord thy God in female form.

    With Satan or a Satan Angel, you will always hear me say they look nice.

    How to Relate (Play) with Me –

    To both of you, these are the topics that I will talk about.

    Car Stereos
    Computers
    News Stories
    Jesus, Satan and The Lord thy God
    Joking Around (quick wit) about Things that are Happening
    Drink with Me on Thursday (keep with my drinking but stop if nauseous or blacking out)

    For the Female –

    I have learned in time that me, Jesus as a female, Mannon as a female, The Lord thy God as a female are all attracted to each other. To give an example of how much the Lord thy God is attracted to the fourth horseman, take a look at the episode three of MTV's Awkward (Season 3). At the charade party, the tall guy who's making out the whole time with the Asian female (she is not the Lord thy God but is representative of her feelings), represents the Fourth Horseman.

    I let attraction blossom and if there is any attraction to me, it means the world to me. You are pretty beautiful and remember the below.

    Don't sin to try to get my attention.
    I'm just bending over this chair.
    I fell down (spread your legs open, prop your butt up and look behind you).

    As I have been told, heaven is nothing like Earth.

    The Most Important Lesson:

    The most important lesson I can give to you is logic over feelings. It doesn't matter what feelings you have, if you use logic, you can get through the situation.

    Thank you for your time,



    Ian
    2:19 AM

  • Religious: The New Chosen – Straightforward Techniques 4



    Hello,

    I hope you guys are doing good, from what I'm hearing you are doing very well and these are more (and elaboration on previous), techniques. One thing too is I can tell you guys (not together), are cuddle bugs so, this will help in that being used against you.

    Religious:

    Loving Yourself (Arms Crossed on Chest)
    Let Them Come to You.

    Loving Yourself:

    With going through such heavy emotional endurance, the body's need for love (to compensate for the negative reaction), is very high. This is why gay guys like to play trivia because it wears out the mind, and then you want to cuddle with whatever is near you.

    Defense (Physical) –

    These are the techniques that can be done to keep someone from tormenting you into an unnecessary need for love.

    Put both arms (right first, then left), over your chest and hug into your arms.
    Put your left arm above your left breast and right hand in the middle of your chest.
    Put your left arm on your right shoulder and right arm across your stomach (like a seatbelt).
    Squeeze (with your hands or stomach), your stomach at the top of your hips.
    Lay your head off the side of the bed.
    With your hands, lift your hair straight up by your hair ends.

    Defense (Psychological) –

    Want for the person tormenting you (Any religious figure as well).
    Want for suicide.
    Want for any destructive sexual need.

    Focus on one point on the wall, then while focusing, think of one of the topics (or another of one's choosing) above, then want that spot with the topic in mind with all your physical might. Second example is to focus forward, squeezing your body with your hand making a fist in a 'Yeah!' motion. The last is to focus inward with all your body, wanting one of the topics above.

    Essentially you're going to squeeze your body to remove the unnecessary emotional desire.

    Let Them Come to You:

    I came up with this technique when I had no clue about Religion and this still works.

    In the first lesson I wrote about people who you should keep an eye on. From about two weeks ago forward, you can watch as much of them as you want as long as it doesn't get destructive. There might be clues about your future and there might be things that help from day to day in what they are doing.

    The Main Points –

    Coincidental Encounters
    Don't Meet Them in Person
    Let Them Come to You (They Know Who You Are and Where You Live)
    Write Them with Compliment Only

    If you happen to coincidentally be where they are, get a drink, stand by the wall or bar, and just hang out. If no one talks to you, who cares, and if someone does (it's okay to be nice to Satan Angels), cool, hang out for a half hour (adjust as needed), and be on your way.

    The world is under a deception and they have to play along with this. Do not try to meet them at a show, or see them in their trailer, or try to speak with them. This is not to be mean to you, but they have a job to do, just as you do.

    Let them come to you. If they want to get information to you, they can be at the store you were going get cigarettes at because you had a long day. Don't feel you are going to miss something because you are ignoring them in person. They know who you are and just because they pretend to not know you, doesn't mean that you're unknown. You're the new famous people in the religious world and you are very important and they know your birthday, address, cell phone, home phone, previous phones, email, and with Jesus, Mannon and the Lord thy God, they are with you 24 hours a day in the past and now. You are very important.

    If you write them, do not try to say, 'Let's meet here,' especially with the Lord thy God because you might get fucked. Write them with nice compliments (positive reinforcement) and do not look for a response. If they do respond, typically it's when you don't expect it. So positive reinforment letters, once a month or longer, and don't look for a response.

    Both of you are doing great and on to part two of this lesson.

    Thank you for your time,



    Ian
    2:13 AM

  • Thoughts: Microsoft – Structure and Updates 2



    Hello,

    These are updates that I would apply to the Microsoft Operating System and Office Software.

    Thoughts:

    Notepad Undo Feature
    Removing Microsoft PDF Reader
    Microsoft Excel and Word – Save as JPEG
    Windows Slide Show Viewing Application for Desktop as in Windows 7
    Number for Light Dimming
    Which Application is Stopping Shut Down
    Removing Windows.old folder

    Notepad: Undo Feature –

    With the notepad, and undo and redo feature would help in accidently deleting something.

    Remove the Microsoft PDF Reader –

    Other companies bounce their products off Microsoft's foundation. Similar to Chrysler, with K&N intakes as a performance part to Chrysler cars. Adobe is a staple in business, their PDF Reading Software product is free, and should be the PDF file opener for Microsoft.

    Excel and Word: Save as JPEG –

    Sometimes a picture is needed of what a person is working on, instead of printing and scanning, saving as a JPEG would save time.

    Windows Slide Show Viewing Application for Desktop as in Windows 7 –

    Being that the desktop is where a person is mainly, the start menu is very well designed but a person is only there for a small amount of time, a Slide Show for the desktop, as in Windows 7, would make the atmosphere nicer for viewing nicer.

    Light number –

    The light dimming feature need to have numbers, so that a person can remember the correct setting and can have the option to lock the setting.

    Which Application is Stopping Shut Down –

    What application is stopping the computer from shutting down (instead of a general statement).

    Removing Windows.old Folder –

    There needs to be a way to remove the Windows.old folder because of the amount of hard drive space that the Windows.old folder takes up.

    Thank you for your time,



    Ian....
    11:04 PM

  • Religious: The New Chosen – Techniques 3



    Hello,

    In a battle, which is purposely endurance, there are techniques to reduce stress and fight to the maximum ability you can.

    Religious:

    Don't Complain
    Pain is Now Your Friend
    How to Defend
    How to Attack (Using the Holy Spirit)
    Come Up with Sinless Techniques

    Setup –

    Ask Jesus, to ask the Lord thy God, to help in an emergency. This means that if you are cornered in your mind or other place, you will be helped.

    Don't Complain –

    The toughest one, and I love to complain, is to not complain.

    The Lord thy God does not want anybody to complain and the best way to go about it; is either to once a month (or week if necessary), bring up the issue to Jesus and he will decide that if that is necessary to go to the Lord thy God. Or not complain, let your body handle the stress of not complaining, and if it that stress hurts you (and evilly I love this part because this shows the Lord thy God is not correct in his wants), the Lord thy God will step in and protect you.

    Pain is a Part of Your Life –

    Don't try to get away from your pain and pain is now a part of your life.

    How to Defend –

    Close Your Left Eye
    Gnash Your Teeth in an Open Smile
    Vent at Something that Doesn't Hurt You or Someone Else

    Closing your left eye, takes the emotion out of the situation, giving you the ability to fight for longer and make balanced decisions.

    Gnashing you teeth in an open smile, vents your anger.

    If you are upset, venting (angry stare or yell), at a wall, or furniture, or something else, that does not hurt you or someone else, is okay. Don't worry about the Lord thy God viewing your anger, as long as there is not true long term hatred, and you do not use the Lord thy God's name in vain, temporary hate or anger is okay.

    How to Attack –

    To use the Holy Spirit, (and you will see remnants of my sorcery past), slightly tense your hands. Tensing your hands does nothing, this is a signal to the Holy Spirit to heal the subject you have selected.

    Ex: This person in front of me is a Satan Angel giving me a hard time. (In my mind) Holy Spirit, please heal this person. Then I will tense my hands indicating use of the Holy Spirit, and when the situation is calm, I will stop tensing my hands, signifying the Holy Spirit does not need to heal that person any more.

    If you are being attacked, no matter the time, the Holy Spirit can be used. If you are going on 4 hours and there is not much more being accomplished, then you may stop. There is not a time limit that you have in using the Holy Spirit, and everybody in your city can be healed at once.

    Your New Job (Come Up With Sinless Techniques) –

    Dating is the last thing to think about now, and let employment come to you. Your new job is to come up with sinless techniques for the situation you are in, and to remain sinless in your life. Take being sinless one second at a time.

    If you feel run around by evil, stay in the center and know you are not being sinful.

    Thank you for your time,



    Ian....
    8:34 PM

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