Breakfast at Tiffany's; Being There; Anything by the Marx Brothers; The Naked Gun and it's sequels; The Warriors; Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad World
Television
NCIS; The original SNL; Taxi; Soap; the Cartoon Network; HGTV and DIY; Monk; South Park; Red Green Show
Books
The Stand; any Douglas Adams; any Carl Hiaason; Fantasy and Humor; The Art of Funeral Directing (c. 1928); Terry Pratchett; Fritz Lieber
Heroes
"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind."
-Buddha
About me: My hobbies include dreaming up new and kinky things to do in a hearse. I also love to ride my motorcycle (especially enjoy loading it up for camping trips), doing standup, and hanging with The Jokers.
Who I'd like to meet: A nymphomaniac who owns her own motorcycle shop. Robin Williams. Stephen Wright. Steven King. Gene Simmons. Ron Simmons. Ron Jeremy. Jack Nicholson. Angelina Jolie. Nelson Mandella. Catherine Erbe. Bill Cosby. Terry Pratchett. Jack Lambert. Gordon Solie. Bill O'Reilly. Spike Lee. Bob Newhart. Will Smith. Joss Whedon. Bono. Christopher Lewis. Toni's sister Tam. Bobcat Goldthwait. Swingers. Bikers. Swinging bikers. Thoughtful insightful people. The guy that ate the first oyster. The first guy to bungee jump.
And all of my friends for a toast and one last ride...
Love is fire. But whether it's gonna warm your heart or burn your house down you can never tell.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog:
If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
I loved these guys. Wish I could find their song Its Not You (Its Your Family That I Can't Stand). They also had Metal Head, I Wanna Be A Lifeguard, Goodbye Mister Bond and My Baby's the Star of a Driver's Ed Movie.
Yeah, I do too. I pretty much gave up on myspace. haha since we last talked, I went to Japan and I put pictures up on my deviantart account. It was a blast going back there.
Hey stranger!! How in the hell have you been? It's still WINTER up here, will be until sometime in May. God, I miss the South. You know there isn't One Single cajun or creole joint in this whole city? (ahem - "city"). Just wanted to let you know that I'm thinking of you, as ever, with much love. Hope all is well. Besos!
