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Amber Preston
"consult the fannypack"

Female
80 years old
MINNEAPOLIS,
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/funnyamber  

   Amber Preston's Comedian Bio

    Amber Preston's Interests
GeneralCheckers, The Cinema, Roller Rinks, blurry bright lights and the big city AKA "the fast lane".
MusicNICE PETER, Root City, FEIST, Mocky, The Eels, Prince,The Profits, The Cure, Lawrence Welk, radiohead, brazilian girls, Ray LaMontagne, Willie Nelson, Cindy Lauper, Hendrix, are you kdding me I can't name them all. This is too much pressure! Who is even reading this? The Meters, Otis Redding, Devotchka, John Cleary...Frou Frou, Cake, Smoosh, Robert Randolph... Did I mention those cats from Root City?
MoviesEternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Fame, The Saint, What About Bob, This is Spinal Tap, Raising Arizona So many... can't possibly list them all.... Waiting For Gufman, Baby LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE Did I mention I am a really, good dancer? Like really, really, really, real good. I am as good at dancing as I am at giving the double thumbs up and bowling. Pretty much a force like no other.
TelevisionLOST, Sex and the City, Little House on the Prairie, Project Runway My So Called Life FlAVOR OF LOVE!!!!!!
BooksAnything by Tom Robbins!!!!! Chuck Klosterman, The Sports Guy and Shampoo bottles
HeroesMy personal heroes: Boons Farm and the people that put Shiraz in a cardboard sport pack! Angela Chase.
Groups: Twin Cities ComedyStand-up ComicsComedians of MySpaceJeremy Essig Is Sadly No Longer My BitchNYC Underground Comedy FestMEDIA2017Root City FansSugar

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     Amber Preston's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:West Fargo, ND
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Occupation:Comedian


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   Amber Preston's Blurbs
About me:
I wear glasses and red lipstick and I tell jokes. Sometimes I stand up in front of people and speak words then the people laugh. Sometimes they just look at me and think "why is that girl talking about robots and did she just meow at me?" I just want to meet a nice 23 year old with a moustache. I heart staches.






I am honestly more excited about a New Kids reunion than I was about Flava of Love 2!!! Jon Knight is 40 and I f'ing heart him! The Funkiest NKOTB Site On The Web! Whatevs. Check it.

..   I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)
Who I'd like to meet:
My real dad or a talking cat.
http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=4157223&affil=kolo
Lola in action.
Document it.

   Amber Preston's Calendar ( View All )
Jul 27 2008 1:30P
Trollwood Alumni Show @ Fargo, ND
Jul 29 2008 8:00P
ACME Comedy Company
Aug 14 2008 8:00P
Joke Joint @ Bloomington, MN
Aug 26 2008 8:00P
ACME Comedy Company @ Minneapolis, MN
Sep 6 2008 8:00A
Dick Beardsley Half Marathon @ Detroit Lakes, MN
Sep 7 2008 7:00P
River Falls, WI (School Fundraiser with Mary Mack, Tim Harmston, Tom Steffen...)
Sep 7 2008 7:00P
River Falls, WI (School Fundraiser with Mary Mack, Tim Harmston, Tom Steffen...)
Sep 30 2008 8:00P
ACME Comedy Company @ Minneapolis, MN

   Amber Preston's Friend Space (Top 20)
Amber Preston has 788 friends.
 Tom Steffen 


 kjell 


 chad daniels 


 Jimmy Pardo 


 Alexandra 


 only hope 


 The L a b e l 


 mary mack 


 doug benson 


 Tim 


 D.R.E.W. 


 maggie 


 Acme 


 ruthie 


 RooftopComedy.com 


 Kevin Williams 


 TODD BARRY 


 Juston McKinney 


 Dan Cummins 


 Matt Stanton 





Amber Preston's Friends Comments
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just andy





Jul 13 2008 11:31 PM

hey thanks!!

and also

thanks for the ride home!

you are the best and coolest and funniest!

<3andy
Dan Cummins





Jul 10 2008 5:49 PM

I like you Amber, but, I love your a-hole. It's the best one I've ever camped/got lost in.
God Bless You! (and your glorious hole!)
Isaac Witty





Jun 25 2008 7:11 AM

whatever! your mom's a nerd.
~JCK~





Jun 24 2008 7:03 AM

hows it going?

how have ya been??
sara





Jun 13 2008 12:54 PM

Awesome LCS in Minneapolis, although I did not see you. I did see a number of people on your friends list who moved on, so that is awesome and I will be rooting for them! Hope all is well with you! Cheers.
Matt Stanton





Jun 10 2008 5:22 PM

Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon Bacon!
Mizz Sugar





Jun 6 2008 12:53 PM

Good luck on our little project this weekend!! Can't wait to see you!
sara





Jun 3 2008 5:17 PM

Do you know when they will be showing the Mpls auditions? I want to make sure I watch!
The FAT king's parsley


Is Online


Jun 3 2008 12:16 AM

So I overcame a barrier in one of my dreams last night. I normally (dream-wise) can't throw a punch to save my life but last night in my dream I beat to death three guys who wouldn't leave my party.
GO ME!
Stand Up! Records





Jun 1 2008 11:20 PM

One of them was fucking funny! My point was a sweet one... You deserved to be there... Why am I the asshole now?
Doug Mellard





Jun 1 2008 1:37 PM

Myspace Girly Quotes
Myspace Comments
sara





May 30 2008 2:56 PM

I was watching Last Comic Standing last night and thought of you.
Hope everything is going well!
Katie





May 28 2008 6:18 PM

Alexis is engaged!! Finally another wedding in this family!!!
Katie





May 28 2008 6:17 PM

Hey I loved your new comedy stuff it was so fun. Sorry we kind of bolted after the show and didn't get to say "hi". Thanks again for the tics.
~JCK~





May 15 2008 8:36 AM

Photobucket
Rob Delaney





May 14 2008 10:57 AM

I am coming to your village tomorrow.
Can we party?
Joey I.L.O





May 14 2008 12:13 AM

Happy Birthday! A long time ago!!
~JCK~





May 12 2008 11:04 AM

comment back
just andy





May 8 2008 10:36 AM

happy birthday yesterday!

hope it was splendid!

way to go!

<3andy
JEREMY





May 7 2008 5:41 PM

happy birthdayBALOON PHOOHphoohPhooh Bear tigger and roo and piglet
N I G G





May 6 2008 10:33 PM

Happy motha fuck-n birthday, bitch
Matt Stanton





May 4 2008 7:26 PM

Tuesday? I want to play and we got a table and a futon so now we can have peeps over.
Call me and lets make this game night happen!!!
Dancing Sandra





May 4 2008 5:29 PM

Happy Early birthday! my boobs are 1 today! Miss seein you crazy lady! Come to LA sometime
Todd Andrews





May 4 2008 4:44 PM

Nice job last night. It will be fun working with you at the Joke Joint this summer. Sorry about the whole turning 30 thing.
Brian -Big Papa B- Abrahamson





May 4 2008 3:22 PM

Happy B-day!...and, hey...thanks for wishing me a Happy Birthday, when mine came around... (awkward silence)...I'm just kidding...Have a good one.
Lovehammers Store





May 3 2008 6:55 AM

JakeBaker