| | | |

jocko

			""Funny Bald negro in the Hizzy"" Male 42 years old montreal,, Canada Last Login:7/24/2008

View My: Pics \| Videos

Contacting jocko

MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/funnybaldnegro

jocko's Comedian Bio

Bio	I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Website	jockoalston.com

jocko's Interests

General	My Boyz........The DENVER BRONCOS and The EDMONTON OILERS !!!!!!!!!!
Music	Pretty much everything except country. Although, I'll gladly watch Faith Hill and Shenia videos. Apparently they sing !!!!!!!!!! Really enjoy Jazz,Old school Dance, THE HOTTEST BAND IN THE WORLD...KISS, I know "what kinda brotha likes KISS ??????????? Also as much as I hate to admit this, Michael Jackson pre-"I'm a freak now !!!!!!!!!!!"
Movies	All time fave has to be "Die Hard". Crash, Swordfish, Ocean's 11,Jaws,Training Day,Planes,Trains and Automobiles,Casablanca....if Freddie is reading this...yeah I said it..........
Television	2 and a half words......NIP/TUCK,The Simpsons,PTI
Books	Does Playboy count as a book ?????????
Heroes	That's a tough one..........Muhammad Ali, Richard Pryor ( The KING ......we all miss you !!!!!!!!!!),

jocko's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	montreal,Canada
Body type:	6' 2" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:	Other
Zodiac Sign:	Pisces
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Children:	Someday
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	stand up comedian

jocko's Clips

[View All Clips]

Clips: 3

Total Plays: 380

Plays Today: 1

Country hip/hop

Run Time: 348

Plays: 25
Comments: 0

G.P S

Run Time: 162

Plays: 22
Comments: 0

jocko alston

Run Time: 122

Plays: 333
Comments: 0

jocko's Latest Blog Entry [Subscribe to this Blog]

why I don't play winter sports (view more)

[View All Blog Entries]

jocko's Blurbs

About me:
TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT ME GO TO

JOCKOALSTON.COM

Who I'd like to meet:

jocko's Friend Space (Top 16)

jocko has 894 friends.

mike dambra

Bronco Fanatic

Edmonton Oilers

Claire

Daryl Makk

Freddie

Muhammad Ali Tribute

The Comedy Cave

Carrie Gaetz

Janet♥

becca boo

The Bronco Nation

The Comedy Nest

ORANGE CRUSH

Absolute Comedy

Laugh Attack XM153

View jocko's Friends: | |

jocko's Friends Comments

Displaying 50 of 268 comments ( View All | Add Comment )

Vanessa	Jul 19 2008 9:43 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey jocko, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!
Michael Ruiz	Jul 9 2008 3:53 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Mobsters app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Michael Ruiz wants you to join their mob in Mobsters, a Mafia-style combat game played on MySpace. Start out as a petty thief and work your way up to become a Mob Don! Join Michael Ruiz's Mob!
Mike	Jun 23 2008 10:34 AM last night i was watching tv, and I saw a commercial for this game, so I played it today and its actually pretty cool. i almost got a perfect score, but i guess if you do you unlock some sort of secret video on the website? anyways, thought you might be interested cuz its a racing game. let me know what you think. it's at www. lexusisperformance. com
SpongeTodd	May 29 2008 10:43 PM Hey jocko, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH! Needed a funny pet ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
♥JustaFantasy2♥	May 23 2008 12:20 AM Hey jocko, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Rami	Feb 20 2008 1:36 PM happy b-day
Mike	Feb 19 2008 9:47 PM MERRY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Princess	Feb 19 2008 5:26 PM
Kurt	Feb 18 2008 5:17 PM Hey! Happy B-Day Jocko!
Kenny Robinson	Feb 18 2008 7:05 AM Happy Birthday Jocko...hope the gig book stays full, and the nappy dugout...nappy!! Kenny
Nicki	Feb 17 2008 1:33 PM MyHotComments
Nile's been phished...again.	Feb 17 2008 11:28 AM Happy birthday dude!
CHiLLy "C"	Feb 16 2008 5:59 AM Have a great day!! ~ ChiLLy “C” ~
Carmen Vallone	Feb 15 2008 2:04 PM
TAINA	Feb 14 2008 12:07 PM MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts
Cal Verduchi	Feb 14 2008 9:20 AM Happy Birthday Jocko!
Mike "It's pronounced Tack-us" Takacs	Jan 11 2008 8:49 PM dude i just checked out that "datting" site and all it only has people on webcams who incorrectly say common words like "masterbatting", "rapping", and "crap" they should be saying "i'm going to enjoy masterbating while watching your raping of the crape." (it's also a food fetish site). Jocks! I hope you are having a great new year. I'll get off my ass and copy that set for you soon. Nashawn and I miss you and we need to have a condo meeting in the near future. Cheers. Say hi to your lady friend.
Cindy	Jan 10 2008 2:42 PM My friend told me this datting site(for adullt only)...They promise you will get laid,and my friend made that!lol...maybe you're interested.check out here
Cindy	Jan 8 2008 9:46 AM Who the hell put your life video on myspace? Are you being watched? god jesus. you got to check this out...http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&ChannelID=174136038
Kurt	Dec 31 2007 8:47 PM あけましておめでとうございます Happy New Year
Eileen	Dec 30 2007 6:37 PM MyHotComments
Hysterical Management	Dec 30 2007 10:12 AM Happy New Year good lookin. Stay in touch. Carol Pennington
Kurt	Dec 24 2007 10:19 PM Just stopping by to wish you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Shelly	Dec 19 2007 8:06 PM
Ward	Feb 17 2007 5:36 PM Happy Birthday!!
"Jamie Wilson"	Feb 17 2007 12:07 AM Happy Birthday Bro! I look forward to checking out your performance sometime. Jamie
Comedy Monday Night	Feb 16 2007 11:21 AM Jocko ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! - the "Comedy Monday Night" gang
Comedy Short Cuts Film Festival	Feb 16 2007 11:19 AM Happy Birthday! What would you do with out myspace?!? www.comedyshortcuts.net www.myspace.com/comedyshortcuts Also check out Damon Wayans new sketch show...I'm a writer on it! Yo’ son! It’s going down! Meet me at the Underground!
Yvette	Feb 16 2007 6:56 AM MySpace Comments Graphics / Myspace Icons Hope you have a good one.... Y.
Chrisy	Feb 15 2007 9:20 PM MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts
www.andrewsearles.com	Feb 15 2007 2:00 PM Hey Dad!! just wanted to wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY! all the best to you and have a great time celebrating 27! ;P loll much thanks again for the hookup tuesday, that college tour definately sounds awesome! ;) take care bro, see you around soon! -Andrew ps, mom's mad at you for leaving the backdoor open again
paulderdash	Feb 15 2007 9:38 AM Happy early birthday Jocko! Be well and play hard.
Nile's been phished...again.	Feb 15 2007 8:54 AM Pr

MySpacea place for friends

JOCKOALSTON.COM