Who I'd like to meet: Andy Kaufman, David Cross, Tommy Lee Jones, an alien, a ghost, Steve Carrell, Steve Colbert, Tom Gabel, Criss Angel, Barack Obama, Russell Brand, Denis Leary
well if I had a "Fantastic and Awesome" category the only people in it would be you, me, and Burt Reynolds. And I just didn't know if you'd feel comfortable sandwiched in the middle of that much testosterone.
Hey Felicia! Haven't talked to you in a while! Just wanted to say hello and see how you are. How are the comedy shows going? Are you still doing them? :-)
I have been thinking this through for going on a month.
How am I going to tell Felicia that her ankles do not exist?
I decided to put it in the bulk of this comment.
Other than that, yeah i'm good how are you?
that's cool, awesome, no way, i'm sick of him, yeah i know, don't you hate that, i love that shit too, ok, really, ok, i'll see you later then.
----every relationship ever.
the earth should be sham-wowed of all people.
here's a movie idea --- giant ants inherit the earth..wait for it...wait for it...wait...they build a spaceship...there's your hook! where are they going to go..idk.idk..idk...may the moon..nah people have already been there...or have they...plot twist...enter anteaters...giant anteaters...but...they're as big as the ants.
OOOOOOOOOOOHHH SSSSshit son.
fuck you welles, fuck you kubrick, fuck you kurosawa...
cinematic gold.
i'm talking 10 piece. diamond plated necklaces with our names on them. people come to us, sell us stuff, buy their product themselves, then give it to us for free...
this shit happens... ITS THE REAL WORLD BABBUAYTY.
Thanx alot for the congrats it means alot coming from ou, since you never comment me!!! LOL! When r u coming to vegas to perform??!! I so want to see you damn it! I watch ur stuff on roof top ALL the time. Your funny as f*ck! Miss ya!
