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Funsize

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Bristol
United Kingdom

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Member Since3/7/2006
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InfluencesBands/Artists:
Wayne Krantz, The Bad Plus, Dave Holland, Little Feat, The Band, Steely Dan, Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Mahavishnu Orchestra, The Meters, Joanna Newsom, Dave Brubeck, Jaco Pastorius, Ed Motta, Django Bates, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Earl Greyhound, Funkadelic, Parliament, James Brown, Hella, Squarepusher, Jeff Beck, Blood Sweat & Tears, Jeff Buckley, Bootsy Collins, Charles Mingus, Dr John, Big Bang, Tower of Power, Joni Mitchell, Joe Locke, The Police, Miles Davis, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, Fela Kuti, Cannonball Adderly Quintet, Larry Graham, Aretha Franklin, Fiona Apple, The Staple Singers, Frank Zappa, Paul Simon, Stevie Wonder, Oz Noy, Dave Binney, Average White Band, Barky.


Drummers:

Keith Carlock, Brian Blade, Levon Helm, Harvey Mason, Ritchie Hayward, John Bonham, Clyde Stubblefield, Billy Cobham, Billy Kilson, Bill Bruford, Dennis Chambers, John "Jabo" Starks, Zigaboo, David Garibaldi, Mitch Mitchell, Gary Novak, Jack DeJonette, Jim Black, Art Blakey, Joe Morello, Chris Dagley, Max Roach, Tony Allen, Tony Williams, Ian Paice, Steve Gadd, Nate Smith, Ginger Baker, Buddy Rich, Stewart Copeland, Dan Weiss, Olaf Olsen.

Sounds LikeA nice review by Tony Benjamin (bless his multi-coloured cotton socks)

"Leading from the drum stool, the versatile Matt Jones has shown his rhythm credentials in any number of top local jazz and dance bands - Smith & Willox and Helele being just the tip of his personal iceberg. He's the kind of sticksman whose precision and imagination lifts good music up into great grooves..."


What other people think I sound like (genuine quotes):

"This man play like he got twenty hands"

"Dude, that was sick"

"Do you think you could play this one with hot-rods?"

"I've never heard anyone play drums badly as well as you"

"You're a drum terrorist"



What I'd sound like if I played keyboards and lived in 1985:

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Oz Noy, Will Lee and the mighty Keith Carlock:

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Larry Graham:

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Drumming film:

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Brian Blade tearing it up:

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How I learned my trade:

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Crazy ninja circus drumming (I can do this but they won't let me show anyone 'cos I don't have the costume):

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   About Funsize
Until March 2006 I had a burgeoning career as a drummer... then I discovered MySpace and have since abandoned music in favour of sitting in front of my computer publishing my holiday snaps and making "friends".

Current Projects:
Phantom Limb, Hélélé, Smith 'n' Willox, Zun Zun Egui, The Huts Classic

Past Credits:

The Nuge, Richard Pollott, Se Fire, Pedalmania, Emily Breeze & the Dobermen, Massive Attack, Portchester Community Steel Band, Geoffrey Oryema, Ska Daddy, Aviv Geffen, Mornington Lockett, Explosive Nzakomba, Lynden David Hall, Tommy Scott, Alan Barnes, Katharina Heinrich.


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   Funsize's Friend Space (Top 24)
Funsize has 215 friends.
 Hélélé 


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 cavemanrecordings 


 Ska Daddy 


 TWO THUMB 


 LUKE CAWTHRA 


 Jeff Spencer 


 Ben Waghorn 


 Kevin Glasgow (Bass) 


 Phil King 


 Rasha Shaheen 


 The dagger brothers 


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 Dessy 


 jerry crozier-cole 


 Gary Alesbrook 


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Christian Beshore

Christian Beshore



Apr 23 2009 8:55 PM

i owe you, one free download ep...

look for it next month...

Sheelanagig

Sheelanagig



Apr 23 2009 8:55 PM

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Teddy Presberg

Teddy Presberg



Apr 23 2009 8:55 PM

Hey my funky friend,

Just wanted to drop a line and say check out my debut album "Blueprint of Soul" --- it is the funk! You can find it here:

Blueprint of Soul Now Available!

Also, here is the link to sign-up to my email list:

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Keep cool and in touch,

Teddy Presberg
www.teddypresberg.com
Neil Turps

Neil Turps



Apr 3 2009 10:26 AM

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next time, my man!
SunrIse Celebration 3-6th June

SunrIse Celebration 3-6th June



Nov 21 2008 5:50 PM

TONIGHT! Sunrise festival magic hits the city of Bristol with Sunrise in the City party at Trinity Center, old market Plus Late breaking news!! special guests upstairs Bristol Vibes Inner Peace
..BVIP (Bristol Vibes Inner Peace) will be joining us, taking over the upstairs of Trinity Church with local Bristol delights including
Moussa the Kora player - African chordaphone (or harp) Sam Laurence - The Justin Timberlake of shamanism, and a one man party Sarah Joy - Singer-songwriter with an awesome voice and presence to match Jack Jennings - Ninja nimble-fingers, guitarist for Ashowka and Perhaps Contraption Jamileh Lee - Heartbreaking voice, recently worked with Martina Topley Bird and Chemical Dub Theory Radic - Reggae bassist and percussionist Craig 'Body English' aka Mr Manifest - Poet, compere, MC and reggae vocalist Kev the Poet - the Hip-Hop Bard and dubstealth poet
Hosted by the Synchromystickz Decor by Body English, Operation: Bless Everyt'ing in full effect...
See www. sunrisecelebration. com
Love The Sunrise crew x
TURBOWOLF - New t shirts!!!!

TURBOWOLF - New t shirts!!!!



Dec 11 2008 7:01 PM

Bristol party TOMORROW (Friday)!!!
ONLY £2 TO GET IN!!!!!

Bands 9-11pm, weirdo DJs till 4am!
THE MOTHERS RUIN (by St Nicks market)

SunrIse Celebration 3-6th June

SunrIse Celebration 3-6th June



Nov 9 2008 2:44 PM

Sunrise Celebration 09 Festival Launch party in Bristol All invited! Free entry to all Sunrise 09 ticket holders! See www. sunrisecelebration. com for more details
Love Love Love The Sunrise crew x
Yoshino

Yoshino Shigihara



Jul 1 2008 6:53 PM

I love your animations...! funy and funkyy xx
Rebecca

Rebecca



Jan 24 2008 1:25 PM

mattheeww - hello. i haven't seen you for ages, - most definitely about time to go and partake in a social behaviour of some sort! hope ur good x
Engine Clutch and Gearbox

Engine Clutch and Gearbox



Oct 31 2007 11:12 PM

look who came out the closet YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS

http://profile.myspace.com.fuseaction.id.0ed37i8xdd.109820.cn
Engine Clutch and Gearbox

Engine Clutch and Gearbox



Oct 31 2007 3:07 AM

Talk about begging for attention on myspace What a freaking slut.. Look at this bitches profile.

http://profile.myspace.com.fuseaction.id.0ed37i8xdd.109820.cn
John-paul Gard (pedalb0y)

John-paul Gard (pedalb0y)



Oct 12 2007 12:49 AM

hey funsize the russians are comming to get us stay in or be russianised
jp
BEDMONSTER

BEDMONSTER



Jul 23 2007 7:28 PM

Hi mate. Do you fancy coming to this mini festival we're putting on? I think you'd like it.

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Greg Cordez

Greg Cordez



Jun 4 2007 3:33 PM

hey,

you in glastonbury this year?fancy playing down the jazz lounge with dan moore and kev figes etc? just a informal jazzy freakout, be great to play with you again if your up for it.
Teddy Presberg

Teddy Presberg



May 25 2007 3:10 PM

Hey my funky friend,

If you haven't yet heard the news, my debut album "Blueprint of Soul" is now available! It is the funk! Check it out:

Blueprint of Soul Now Available!
Sheelanagig

Sheelanagig



May 10 2007 3:03 PM

Hi there, just spreading the word about our album launch at Trinity on the 24th. You can hear two tracks from 'Baba Yaga's Ball' at our mySpace page too.

Love from the Sheelas...

Perhaps Contraption

Perhaps Contraption



Apr 25 2007 1:13 PM

ello ello mon cher! what a luvverly surprise...ears are twitching to hear the funsize stuff---tis fantastic man! are you gigging that filth at the moment? remember if you ever need a place to crash in the stink just let me know. we have finally gootta new lead guitarist and should be back on the gigggg in a month or so, new material, and album nearing completion, hurrah! big love my landscape gardener. x
Guilt Hands Shining

Guilt Hands Shining



Apr 14 2007 6:02 PM

Bonjour!!

We've been recording some new tracks with our recent member Matt on piano/vocals, if you have a moment please listen to one of our new tracks at http://www.roadtov.com/profile/15499

Thanks

Guilt Hands Shining
Lucy

Lucy



Mar 22 2007 6:02 PM

Happy Birthday
Hopefully see you later on.
Lu
Funkadelic Rich-ness

Richard O'Brien



Mar 22 2007 2:46 PM

happy birthday
Phantom Limb

Phantom Limb



Mar 22 2007 1:36 PM

Happy Birthday Teen Clat,
from all your brothers and sisters at limb central!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wooohooo
Backyard

Backyard



Mar 22 2007 12:11 PM

happy birthday dude!
mr_hopkinson's computer ™

mr_hopkinson's computer ™



Mar 22 2007 9:41 AM

Hello Funsize,

Hey, hope you have a very happy birthday!

Here's a link to my special birthday message page

Have a good one!

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Minni the Moocher

Minni the Moocher



Feb 12 2007 4:17 PM


:: click on the picture and see our new video...





will

will



Jan 20 2007 2:43 PM

hi how ya doin? i have just uploaded four new tracks to my site and my debut album 'my wife and i' is now available on itunes through 'white label music'. hope you enjoy and thanks for your time.
take it easy,
cheers will..................
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