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Chris Forbes
Stand-Up
immediately charismatic...a confident stand-up" - Daily Record

Male
101 years old
Glasgow
United Kingdom



Last Login: 7/10/2009
Mood: lazy Mood Image
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   Chris Forbes's Comedian Bio
Bio"immediately charismatic was local boy Chris Forbes. Razz has reviewed him before when he performed at beginner’s nights at The Stand. Taking a 10-minute guest spot this time, he seemed a confident stand-up who could soon handle bigger things. Imagine Father Dougal’s innocent playfulness crossed with a mind that finds much inspiration in the toilet bowl. " - Daily Record.......................................................................................................In April 2008, Chris Forbes was a finalist in Yuk Yuk’s Great canadian laugh off in Toronto, Canada - a showcase that was filmed for the comedy network. "Brilliant" - Toronto Now
Websitefuntimeforbesy.bebo.com
InfluencesBilly connelly, lee evenas, tommy terinan, bill hicks, my parents and my uncle George!
TV ShowsRicky Runway and the Aeroplanes live from Pittodrie Stadium, host, ch 9
AlbumsSarah Bushman and the Fantasticos LP - Backing Singer

    Chris Forbes's Interests
GeneralComedy, Scotland Football team, Basketball, Fox and Hounds, Booze
MusicDamien Rice, Hayseed Dixie, Pink Floyd, David Gray, the Drifters, sufjan stevens
MoviesAnchorman, Carlito's way, Shawshank Redemption, stand by me, Mystic River, Remember the Titans
TelevisionER, Friends, Heroes
BooksThe curious incident of the dog in the night, conversations with God, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials
Heroesbilly Connelly, dylan Moran, Tommy Teirnan, Lee Evans, Bill Hicks, Jack Dee,

     Chris Forbes's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Bridge of Weir
Body type:6' 2" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate

   Chris Forbes's Schools
Heritage High School
Vancouver,Washington
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1999 to 2000
Gryffe High School
Houston, United Kingdom
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
 

1994 to 2000


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   Upcoming Gigs
May 18 2009 7:00P
Mirth on Monday Manchester
May 19 2009 7:00P
XS Malarkey’s Manchester
May 21 2009 7:00P
The Frog and Bucket Manchester
May 21 2009 7:00P
Buzz Comedy, Chorlton Manchester
May 27 2009 7:00A
The Stand Edinburgh
May 30 2009 7:00A
HaHa Comedy Biggar
Jun 4 2009 7:00A
Trader Joe’s Glasgow
Jun 8 2009 7:00P
Smirking room Leeds
Jun 18 2009 7:00A
The Stand Glasgow
Jun 19 2009 7:00A
The Stand Glasgow
Jun 20 2009 7:00A
The Stand Glasgow
Jun 21 2009 7:00A
The Stand Glasgow
Jul 21 2009 7:00A
The Stand Glasgow

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4 Star Review in the Scotsman for 'How Do I Get Up There?'  (view more)

Great Canadian Laugh off 2008  (view more)

Max Ehrmann, Desiderata  (view more)

hair today gone tomorrow  (view more)

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   Chris Forbes's Blurbs
About me:
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Who I'd like to meet:
Everyone and anyone who loves to laugh

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Chris Forbes's Friends Comments
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Escala





May 14 2009 3:07 PM

Loraine Boyd





Apr 27 2009 6:48 PM

Hey there
Thanks for the request.
Nice to meet you also- great show by the way!
Keep in touch
Loraine xx
Downtown





Feb 22 2009 10:26 PM

Howdy!! Any word on that comp for you guys to gig at the Hackney Empire? Was at this gig in Shoreditch called Sketchup Tuesday past and it was totally hit or miss.
GOD





Jan 29 2009 8:04 AM

GOD LOVES YOU!

WWW. MYSPACE. COM/THEUNIVERSALPROGRAMMAR

You have just received a message from GOD THE UNIVERSAL PROGRAMMAR all words , ideas, and pictures must be kept in the strictest confidence if you have received this message in error please know that GOD will eventually contact you too.
GODWORKS INDUSTRIES 2009
All Rights Reserved.
Clare Akroyd?!





Jan 28 2009 12:52 AM

yeah im not bad thanks..havinga horrible time trying to sleep!

she is quite the lady..still got the dress?
Nick Morrow





Jan 16 2009 1:00 PM

Taken from one4review. com:

"The only aspects I didn’t appreciate are his opinions on obesity."

I wonder why this might be a touchy subject for the author????
stu





Dec 19 2008 1:21 AM

Dude...you funny.
:)
Badgerpants





Dec 13 2008 2:42 PM

Prison?! Scary stuff! I hope you amuse all the people in there - otherwise you might not come back - then again, don't amuse them too much - you might not come back.

Enjoy xx
Kim Macaskill





Nov 2 2008 8:39 PM

Chris Forbes!

I was gradually getting used to seeing you about.

Now what!?
ManouMou





Oct 29 2008 8:47 AM

babe..
how r you???
im good , greece is good, i just got theatre work , 2 jobs, start rehearsing from tmrw...
its good i get paid too...::))
having fun, still swimming at the beach, dating ;p, just relaxing, things are getting good for me...thanks fuck...!!!!
how about you?
im coming over jan or feb....miss yous my scottish friends...;p
xx
$Matt Brown$





Oct 29 2008 1:11 AM

yes you are correct. i do have plenty of views and opinions and i've been pushing them on everyone that is willing is listen. and even those who wont listen, but need to hear them because their views are stupid and wrong.

i'm normaly not much for that sissy crap you listen to but i must admit coldplay has put out some good stuff.
Jogue





Oct 27 2008 3:34 PM

oh noes! laryngitis sounds terrible! get well soon, chrissssssssss!
Jogue





Oct 20 2008 9:00 PM

come back to canada, damn you!
Rebecca Hollweg





Oct 14 2008 2:58 PM

Hi Chris, thanks very much for your message and I'm really glad you like the song. Great to be in touch with a comic - it's usually just musicians! I enjoy laughing a lot too.
Good luck with all your stuff. Mu husband is Scottish too and also likes wearing a kilt.
Rebecca x
Rachel Fairburn





Oct 11 2008 9:27 AM

HELLO! How are you? I'm glad you tracked me down. Makes me feel wanted.
In a creepy way x
Iain Stirling





Oct 6 2008 2:27 PM

Congrats in King Gong big yin!
Ailsa





Oct 6 2008 1:21 PM

Nice one for King Gong, was it fun?
Dee Custance





Oct 6 2008 12:34 PM

well done last night, looking forward to seeing your sketch troop at LC soon too
Katie Craig





Oct 2 2008 9:20 PM

Really enjoyed the BBC Showcase show last night; v funny and looked like you guys were having fun too.
Nick Morrow





Sep 30 2008 7:41 AM

http://www. newint. org/
Kim Macaskill





Sep 16 2008 11:57 PM

8mins 45 seconds and running!

ANNNDDDD I got a sneaky slot with Dylan Moran.

Can't believe how much we drank today, my stomache and I are getting a divorce.

How were the Hayseed Dixies?

x
Downtown





Sep 14 2008 12:27 PM

Why hello. How are you? How is life in Scotland? I feel I am missing it.
Are you still using this sex pest character for your stand up?
mike





Sep 12 2008 9:13 PM

Yeah buddy, I miss you even though I never call (cause Im an asshole) but I am doing great and my son will come any day now so I am getting a little anxious but other then that I start at the University of Arizona in the Spring and I plan on going to LA for New Year's Eve. What about you are you still thinking of moving to Toronto? How's the stand-up routine treating you? Are you going to have an HBO special or what? Dude gimmie your phone number and I will call you for sure...I just got this new long distance called SKYPE and it costs me like 3 cents a minute to call Great Britain. Anyway bro, have a great weekend and I'll catch up with you later.
heritage class of 2001





Sep 12 2008 2:05 AM

make sure you sign the guest book and pass the word heritage was a big school so try to invite people we may have forgot email your info if you want to help and your address for the invite keep us posted on current addresses of you or people you know who don"t have my space our email is heritageclassof2001@yahoo.com thanks again any ideas are welcome!
$Matt Brown$





Sep 12 2008 1:23 AM

as always there is always a new $Matt Brown$ story to tell. but the punch line works best if told over the phone. so next time you call ask about the "pink Party". and as myspace might have already told you my birthday is on this coming monday so there is sure to be another good story this weekend or next.

P.S. i also bought a new motorcycle.
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