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That's Just How White Folks'll Do Ya
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That's Just How White Folks'll Do Ya
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Released: Dec 9, 2009
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  • Genre: Disco House / Dub / Progressive

    Location Modesto, California, US

    Profile Views: 13143

    Last Login: 1/27/2010

    Member Since 1/11/2007

    Record Label Unsigned

  • Bio

    ..THE LATEST FROM DJKALTERAPHINE.... .... ..Download..... ...... From outer space, a man riding on a mechahorse wielding a mighty blade came. This blade's name was FUNK. And the man, DJKALTERAPHINE. He sundered the universe, and through the bowls of ..space-time.. crafted his newest (and firstest) record - "..in the year Two Thousand..". .... "An emotional roller coaster." - DJKalteraphine .... DJKALTERAPHINE was born to Mister and Misses Zeraphine Saturday, August Thirteenth One-thousand, nine-hundred and eighty-eight, at 1:49:33 PST, in Doctor's Hospital in Modesto, California. He enjoys writing, music, computers, cartoons and films. He makes websites. With HTML. Because C++ is hard. Like a rock. Similar to those old Chevrolet commercials. They stopped using those adverts because comparing a vehicle to a rock is rather self deprecating. Everyone knows automobiles are supposed to move, and rocks are quite stationary. DJKalteraphine is from an English-speaking home environment. He is left-handed and sociable. In eighth grade at Ustach he received almost all "F's". In sixth and seventh grades he averaged two "F's" per semester usually in math and science. He is also aware that "Weird Al" Yankovic is a God. He is a large young man who appears older than his chronological age due to wearing a black beard. DJKalteraphine reports that he takes allergy medication and wears glasses. ....Profile Edit By ..Myspace Profile Editor.... ..............MySpace Layouts..........MySpace Layouts..........MySpace Codes..........MySpace Backgrounds........

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    DJKalteraphine - Chicken sandwich.

  • Influences

    "I'd like to protect children, too, but… is everything worth sacrificing to that? I mean, drugs have done a lot of good. They've midwived a lot of good ideas… lot of great songs, you know? I think "Penny Lane" is worth 10 dead kids. I think Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids." - Bill Maher.. .. .. "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think. If you are a? thinker and you don't laugh about the marijuana situation, then you are a dumbass." - Joe Rogan.. .. .. "There is no [artistic] purpose. We do whatever we do. You either blow your brains out or get on with something." - Roger Waters

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