I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why dont you like me?
Why dont you like me?
Why dont you walk out the door!
Movies
Are those fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads?
Television
Books
What you see is what I am. I've not had my boobs done or my arse lifted, no nips, no tucks. No ribs removed, nothing. Those little strumpets we see on the silver screen today are mostly bathroom sealant. They buy their breasts over the counter. What would you like honey, small, medium or large? They give us stick insects and tell us it's beauty.
About me: I must have been an angry pigeon in a previous life, that betrayed the leader or something, because I swear, pigeons have it in for me. On a near daily basis, I have a pigeon flying towards me, only veering off at the last possible moment. There's a giant pigeon conspiracy, to taunt me.
I have a tendency to do things backwards. For example, instead of doing the normal London thing, which is to start on the outskirts and either move in, or move out to Swindon, three years ago I landed slap bang into Central London and now, I'm in the suburbs, forty five minutes from civilisation. It's not bad though. I've completely spankatised my flat and have successfully located the nearest Pizza Hut, so what more could a girl ask for?
I regularly sing to myself as I walk along the street, which may seem slightly crazy but is all part of a master plan. You see, I've wandered past many "celebrities" here in London, so I'm hoping one day, Simon Cowell will wander past me, hear me blundering through 'Candyman' and say, 'My gosh, you are fantastic, here, have lots of money and become a star.'
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You want to be my friend? Send me a message explaining why! But here's a couple of friendly hints for you. Sentences start with a capital letter and finish with a full stop. Just one full stop, mind. "U" "R" "2" "B" are a bunch of random letters (and a number) that shouldn't be seen outside of a text message. Oh and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are,’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!'
naughty going on the internet in work! can u put my ticket in my card so i can look after it pretty please! why are you going to ring me? not that i mind xx
lol no but most of my friends call me kate most of the time so i just took the Y of for a change. how come it says that you are not online and yet you can still comment. im house sitting at the moment till wednesday ive got dan and louise playing outside talking to my while i am trying to talk to people on msn lol have you got the tickets for avenue q? sorry i didnt answer my phone yesterday i didnt hear it go off xx
You're bound to get like that sometimes, I go through phases. For about 2 years now I've felt like I couldnt wait to move back home and now the time has come I really don't want to leave! Made some good friends here lately so it's a bit shit. You're always gonna miss one of the citys so you cant really win no matter where you live!
haha I'd probably do the same if I didn't have so much work to do. That's my plan after uni.. hehe. Locke blatantly isn't dead. He will be healed dammit!
hehe I'm such a friends geek I actually know what episode that quote is from. It is scary, when I hear someone is pregnant I'm still shocked like it's a teenage pregnancy..I swear I'm still 16 in my head!
How good is lost lately?! I love that program, it's verging on obsession! I was such a geek on the last episode I paused the scene with jacob in it and noticed there was a sihouette of him in one shot and I was chuffed..god I'm a LOSER hehe.
hello, dont asked why me and katey as so sloopy but for so reason we are 2day. she stood up 2 (in messages) katie, never thought i wuld see that. i am proud of her and u shuld be 2.
Anyway just wanted 2 say how proud i am that u have final found ur happy place. cardiff wasnt the best place for u and even though u are far away i happy that ur happy.london makes u happy and thats where u shuld be. i do miss and love u lots.
love emma xxxx
bye
p.s cant wait for lord of the rings!
p.s.s i know kateys comment is longer but i cant be as sloopy as she can plus i have said what i wanted 2 say 2 u!
Hello hows you? Thought i would tell you that kaite britton requested to be my friend on myspace ewwwww lol anyway it turned into a big message battle lol think i won cause she hasnt replied to my last one mind you she hasnt been online to read it lol honestly you think my spelling is bad and that i always write in short hand you should see hers i told her in my last message that it looked like a 2year old was learning how to write! anyway emma went all soppy saying she was proud of me for standing up to her and she left me a comment on my page about it and i left her a comment saying i was proud of her so i thought i'd tell you that im proud of you aswell. I know you did not do that well in cardiff but since moving to london you have become a great person. I am proud of you cause of your new job and how well you are doing, mum told us that you were bouncing off the walls cause of how happy you were so i am glad thay you are happy. You are far away from us in cardiff and i do miss u thats why i keep on nagging you to come down and visit. Anyway im gonna go before i become megga soppy but remember i am proud of you and happy for you!
loves you
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Isn't it unbelievable that you can only upload 100 pictures on myspace i got loads more to put up there but it wont let me upload any more it says ive reached my maxium number allowed or something so silly i've tried e-mailing tom lol to see why there is a limit on how many pics you can have and it says i can't mail him because he is not taking mail at the moment
