xavier
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"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face. - Mike Tyson"
Male
29 years old
Santa Clara, California
United States
Last Login: 10/13/2008
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xavier's Interests
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| General | Listening, watching, performing stand-up comedy........
Reading, listening to music (If I'm not listening to comedy), all sports;competition, playing video games, drinking, playing pool, swimming in pools, pinball (there is a difference between this and video games) and apparently filling out my profile. | | Music | Even though it's not considered "music," I'm going to have to say comedy CD's......
Mitch Hedberg (at least once a week), Dave Attell, Chris Rock, Jim Gaffigan, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby (I still laugh so hard I cry when I listen to him), Mitch Fatel and El Mas Chingon - George Lopez.......
Hip-hop. not RAP!!!!!!!
Common, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, The Roots. Nina Simone, James Brown, John Legend, Robin Thicke, Dave Matthews is still growing on me (I swear I like him because the first time I listened to him I was on ecstasy), Gnarls Barkley, Green Day, Bob (if you don't know, you don't know), B.E.P. and my favorite band of all time....... Earth, Wind and Fire.........
I like all music, except for country... I don't even like to hear myself whine, why am I going to listen to someone singing while whining. here's a title for a country song: "I drink to get drunk, that's why my girlfriend is in the trunk." Ok, it's a little too long. | | Movies | I'll start from my childhood......
The Muppet Movie, The Muppets take Manhattan, Eddie Murphy's Delirious (My parents took me to see this when it was in theatres; no wonder why I've got a potti mouth), Goonies, Breakin', Breakin' 2; Electric Boogaloo (Yes, I just typed Boogaloo), Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Up in Smoke, Born in East L.A., Forrest Gump, Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Kill Bill, Memento, 300, Catch Me If You Can, What About Bob?, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down.....
Dave Chappelle's "For What It's Worth" (Orangutan!), All of Chris Rock's Stand-Up Performances (I'll shake the shit out of one), Dane Cook's performances, Bill Cosby's "Himself", Eddie Murphy's "Raw" and "Delirious" (You ain't got no ice cream. Cause you is on the welfare) and the late-great Richard Pryor's "Live and Smokin'" | | Television | I just found Heroes... And now I'm depressed that it's ended........
24, The Simpsons, The Daily Show, that 70's show, Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Shield, Rescue Me (This is one BAD ASS show)...... Actually, if my T.V. is on, I'm either watching a movie or practicing my FIFA. You're going DOWN (You know who you are). | | Books | I've read sooooo many, that I've forgotten. I like reading books people wouldn't want to read......
"A Mind of It's Own: The cultural history of the penis" Very funny and disturbing book. Now I see why comics HAVE to make D!(k jokes......
I've read all of Chuck Palahniuk's books......
I've read all of the Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy Books (Funniest thing I've read to date).......
"Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers" If you like CSI, you'll love this book.......
Alllllllllllll of Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes books. It may be a comic strip, but I bet you'll have to refer to your dictionary a couple of times. | | Heroes | Hiro Nakamura... jk
Richard Pryor....
As a mexican I need to say this. Cesar Chavez......
My godfather.....
My mother.....
My father.....
Everyone who keeps a smile on their face, even though they are constantly bombarded with bigotry every day.....
And (I've already got her, so I'm not kissing ass), My Girlfriend. Her heart is HUGE, whe always has room for strangers, she treats everyone like an old friend and she is the person I want to become.
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xavier's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | San Jose | | Body type: | 5' 10" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | comic in training |
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About me:
Me???? Aww shucks, you want to know about little ol' me? You might become an accessory after the fact, so I can't tell you EVERYTHING......
I'm a loving and loyal, warm hearted son of a bitch. As a friend, I'll be by your side in the darkest of times. As a lover, well, I can't help you there; I'm already taken. But feel free to fantasize about me (disregard that note if you are a man.... please!?!)........
I'm a smart ass who loves smart asses, but not asses that are smarter than I. ;)........
I love to perform stand-up comedy, but I don't like being the center of attention. weird, I know, that's something else about me.......
My priorities in life are:
1. Comedy.....
2. My baby (without my girlfriend's laugh, I wouldn't be able to function normally).....
3. Family (without them, who knows where I'd be)......
4. Friends (they helped me find my inner devil)......
5. Work (without it, I wouldn't be able to perform comedy).....
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Who I'd like to meet:
People who love to laugh and make people laugh.......
So many to list.....
If I could commune with the dead:
Richard Pryor, Mitch Hedberg, Rodney Dangerfield, Redd Foxx, Tu-Pac, Houdini, Douglas Adams, Mark Twain, James Brown, DaVinci, Ben Franklin, Martin Luther King, Malcolm X and Pythagoras (inventor of the Pythagorean theorem)......
Living:
I've met Dave Attell, but I want to hang out with him.
Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, George Lopez, Bernie Mac, Dane Cook, Bill Cosby, Chuck Palahniuk, Bill Watterson, Common, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Owen Wilson and that guy who used to do the Dell commercials (Dude, you shouldn't have smoked that tweed).
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