norfolk & chance
reinventing the wheel since 1983

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79 years old
Alter State, Southwest
United Kingdom



Last Login: 3/30/2009
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GeneralSo I lied, right? I just stole the appropriate ones from the last time I sat and did this shit.

not free range boobies, ironic misogyny, finding bots to fill in these boxes, begging people with superior skills to sort this stuff out, typing the first thing in my head, the word liaison, the unfortunate tendency to look like a part-time stalker, crappy html knowledge, the avoidance of pretty much all hip-hop due to its acoustic earbleeding qualities, witty sarcasm, eating orange smarties, finding that there actually IS a lipgloss called "neon smartie" and the fact you can buy it in claire's, fishing licence bait shops and catching fishing licences, flipping eric, flaming nora, gordon bennett, doing the time warp, kicking buckets, random and somewhat erratic use of the shift key, frappucinos, the prolonged transformation into a vampire and the inability to change back, jessica rabbit (i'm not bad, i'm just drawn that way...)

and so the list goes on.

Music
MoviesEdward Scissorhands, Donnie Darko, Lord of the Rings, Indian Runner, Boys Don't Cry, Ringu, Star Wars, A History of Violence, Akira, The Bone Collector, Amelie, The Corpse Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Powder, The Crow, Heathers, Pan's Labyrinth, Pirate of the Caribbean, Clerks, X-Men, Stardust
TelevisionER, Supernatural, Smallville, Doctor Who, Red Dwarf, Dawson's Creek, My So-Called Life, Dark Angel, Blackadder, Black Books, The Fast Show, Prime Suspect, Cracker, Murphy's Law, Wire in the Blood, Absolutely Fabulous, Chef, 24, The Sopranos, Life On Mars, Heroes, Grey's Anatomy, Bones, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel
BooksLord of the Rings; The Chronicles of Narnia; His Dark Materials; Jane Eyre; Wuthering Heights; the Abhorsen Trilogy; Winnie The Pooh; After The Hole; Sarah; The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things; The White Dragon; Memoirs of a Geisha; Middlesex; Nightmares and Dreamscapes; Good Omens; The Discworld Novels; The Time Traveller's Wife; The Persian Boy; Holy Blood and The Holy Grail
HeroesThe tried and the true.
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     norfolk & chance's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Body type:5' 10" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:junkie
Income:Less than $30,000



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Aedh Wishes For The Cloths of Heaven

Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.
~ William Butler Yeats



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Apr 8 2009 4:39 PM

⁃ Our debut US record is coming out this Tuesday the 24th, check out this widget, maybe it will fit your fancy.


Attack! Attack! (Vote Best British Newcomer!!)


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Mar 15 2009 4:44 PM

Hi

How you doing?

just leaving you a comment cos i noticed you live in the South West and wanted to let you know that we play our first South West show of 2009 in May! Details are

Exeter Cavern
May 21st
14+ show
support from Save your breath and I.Am.The.
Door

if you get a ticket from www. crowdsurge. com/attackattack you get a FREE Attack!Attack! Tshirt :D

how cool is that!!!

write back, let us know your plans
x

bobbie the tortfeasor





Dec 8 2008 4:35 AM

i can't wait till leon arrives! this cd better be worth it!
bobbie the tortfeasor





Nov 20 2008 7:45 AM

hey! I'm trying to win this contest, so can you pleasepleaseplease sign up for this?

http://ludo. fancorps. com/signup/ref/thetortfeasor

I really don't care you if you actually post on there or anything, but you HAVE to complete the boot camp thing in order for me to get the points.

thank you soooooooo much! and tell all your friends, lol :)
bobbie the tortfeasor





Aug 27 2008 6:36 PM

Do you watch "House"? If not, you totally should. It seems like a show you might be into...

Andie





Aug 22 2008 10:40 PM

Some twat at the job centre stopped my money a week early so totally skint. Plus it would seem there's no tickets being sold on the day.
I shall console myself with watching the dvd and annoying the neighbours by listening to the albums all day! x
Official Ivy Levan Fanpage <3





Aug 1 2008 10:58 AM



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The Shakes (2004 - 2008)





Jul 31 2008 6:53 PM

Hello - Ed here. Sorry we've been so quiet for so long. The Shakes had to call it a day. In the end the it just got too much for us all to carry on. Thanks for supporting us.

I didn't want to stop making music though, so I've spent the last year writing and recording with a singer called Amber and the 2 of us have got a new band together. Have a listen:

www. myspace. com/headshearts

It's really different from The Shakes, but I'm loving the change. Add us if you want, it'd be good to have you with us still.

Ed
Nick Black is Mastering





Jul 31 2008 6:43 PM

Happy Birthday!
Attack! Attack! Fan Page





Jul 31 2008 4:05 PM

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«Totally Lostprophets»





Jul 24 2008 5:33 PM

Thanks for the add! Hope to see you on the website!

TotallyLostprophets.com

Silvia - TotallyLostprophets. com
Rob Dean





Jul 23 2008 9:48 PM

New song up!! "Unbearable"

Hope u like it! :-)

xxxxx
No Name, No Slogan





May 30 2008 9:06 PM



Can you beat my score on the "80's teen movies" quiz?



I got 86%. Can you do any better?








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May 28 2008 4:48 PM



Can you beat my score on the "Super Heroes" quiz?



I got 100%. Can you do any better?






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May 27 2008 9:39 AM



Can you beat my score on the "Super Heroes" quiz?








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May 26 2008 8:24 PM



Can you beat my score on the "Super Heroes" quiz?



I got 95%. Can you do any better?






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Apr 30 2008 10:39 PM

Yeah, I agree. It was much better than I was expecting when I heard they were doing a collabo with Busta.
Andie





Apr 30 2008 10:22 PM

He seems the best scapegoat though..so we shall stick with that ;)
Andie





Apr 30 2008 8:45 PM

I love the fact that you're blaming Watkins for making you feel guilty ;) xx
bobbie the tortfeasor





Apr 30 2008 7:56 AM

Any thoughts on the new LP/Busta Rhymes collabo?
Yeovil Music





Apr 4 2008 3:02 PM

Hey Folks.

We have a nice new big Facebook group now..

check here
http://www. facebook. com/group. php?gid=12104110429

Join us on their as we will be announcing another big show exclusively on here next week

also we have new shows from big names like

GET CAPE WEAR CAPE FLY
THE ROCKET SUMMER
CARTEL
RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS
SKINDRED

all selling quick from the usual places!
Andie





Mar 23 2008 8:23 AM

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Yeovil Music





Mar 2 2008 1:55 PM

SCOUTING FOR GIRLS have confirmed they will play Yeovil Westland's on Jun 14th.

Tickets go onsale Friday 7th March @ 10am from Acorn Music, www. seetickets. com and www. ticketweb. co. uk.

The band's Platinum selling debut album went to NO 1 in the UK Charts Recently and produced three top 10 singles. "She's So Lovely" It's Not About You" "Elvis Isn't Dead"

Their entire UK tour is totally sold out, so expect tickets to go very quickly.


Pep-Rock Records





Jan 16 2008 7:51 PM

Pep-Rock Records 2008 News Update

DOWN FOR THE COUNT - Tour the UK in February with support from PAIGE, the dates are:

High Wycombe - Nags Head - 9th Feb - Buy Tickets
Bournemouth - The Gander - 10th Feb - Buy Tickets
Weymouth - Queens Hotel - 11th Feb - Pay On The Door
Southampton - Unit 22 - 12th Feb - Buy Tickets
Hertford - Marquee - 13th Feb - Buy Tickets
Peterborough - The Park - 14th Feb - Buy Tickets
Glasgow - Rockers - 17th Feb - Buy Tickets
Aberdeen - Cafe Drummonds - 18th Feb - Buy Tickets
Dunfermline - Coady's - 19th Feb - Buy Tickets
Birmingham - Actress & Bishop - 21st Feb - Buy Tickets
Stoke-On-Trent - The Glebe - 22nd Feb - Pay On The Door
Doncaster - The Leopard - 23rd Feb - Pay On The Door
London - Cross Keys - 24th Feb - Buy Tickets

Thanks for your time and hope you don’t mind us commenting you
x
Andie





Dec 31 2007 8:55 PM

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Have a wonderful new year xxx
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