G3RGATR0N1C
"RELIGION CAN NEVER REFORM MANKIND BECAUSE RELIGION IS SLAVERY."

Male
23 years old
Macungie, Pennsylvania
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
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General

Broken Dreams?

I am the Breaker of Dreams.

I Break Dreams.

It's what I do.

Dream Breaking, yeah.

29 RANDOM THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT YOU.
1.I can't think of 29 random things about myself.
2.I enjoy a good pair of shoes.
3.I love toolin' on cars, but apparently not enough to do it for a career . . .
4.Drift Racing makes me wet myself.
5.I wet the bed every night.
6.I crash cars. (I've totaled 3 so far, I'm getting good at it)
7.I am an excellent driver.
8.My favorite lunchmeat is Lebanon Bologna.
9.I like spicy foods because of the pain involved.
11.I enjoy heavy, brutal, make-your-ears-bleed music.
12.I enjoy music that pisses everyone else off.
13.Emo music pisses me off.
14.I play the drums, because I like to hit things.
15.I beat my wife.
16.I am not married. Who the hell did I hit?
17.Girls find me creepy.
18.I shot myself in the face with a BB Gun. Yeah.
19.I have a beagle named Mel and he is cuter than you.
20.I enjoy being outside.
21.I am not opposed to hard labor.
22.I am not opposed to doing stupid things that can only end badly . . .
23.I enjoy pain . . . to some degree.
24.I can't stand silence.
25.Bear Gryles ("Man VS Wild") is my hero.
26.I like to cook, but I'm not very good at it.
27.I find it difficult to make a mix CD without any Tool songs on it.
28.I like to listen to classical music while driving because it reminds me of Grand Theft Auto.
29.The number 29 makes me inappropriately angry.

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

What was it like to see

The face of your own stability

Suddenly look away

Leaving you with the dead and hopeless?

Eleven and she was gone.

Eleven is when we waved good-bye.

Eleven is standing still,

Waiting for me to free him

By coming home.

Moving me with a sound.

Opening me within a gesture.

Drawing me down and in,

Showing me where it all began, Eleven.

It took so long to realize that

You hold the light that's been leading me back home.

Under a dead ohio sky,

Eleven has been and will be waiting,

Defending his light,

And wondering...

Where the hell have I been?

Sleeping, lost, and numb.

So glad that I have found you.

I am wide awake and heading home.

Hold your light, Eleven.

Lead me through each gentle step by step by inch by loaded memory.

I'll move to heal

As soon as pain allows so we can

Reunite and both move on together.

Hold your light, Eleven.

Lead me through each gentle step by step

By inch by loaded memory

'till one and one are one, eleven,

So glow, child, glow.

I'm heading back hoooooooooooome.

--"jimmy" by Tool

Music

I thoroughly enjoy music. Music is one of the only things in my life that has stuck by my side through everything. Thank you music, I love you. I don't know where I'd be without you.


Movies

Movies are great. They are like little windows into other people's perspectives and psyches. "Stay" is an awesome movie I bet you've never seen. So is "The Machinist." Everyone has seen "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas," but do you really understand what makes it such a great movie? It's not just the gratuitous drug use. "Halloween" was an awesome horror flick, "300" was an awesome action flick, "Superbad" was the funniest movie I've ever seen. "The Breed" is the last movie I rented that I actually enjoyed.

Television

The Discovery Channel is where it's at: Mindless entertainment at its most mind-full. "Man VS Wild" is awesome. So are "Cash Cab" and "Myth Busters." Adult Swim on Cartoon Network gives me reason to make it through each day. Starting at 11:30 you get "Futurama," "Family Guy," "Robot Chicken" and "Aqua Teen Hunger Force." Amazing.

Books

I used to read mad (many) books. Now I don't so much. I used to love Michael Crichton: "Jurassic Park(s)," "Andromeda Strain," "Rising Sun," etc. I love Douglas Adams' "Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy" series. I think its like 7 books and they all are funny as hell. Good stuff. I need to read more . . . any suggestions?

Heroes

I am my own heroe. Besides me, there are a few guys who get some respect. Maynard James Keenan of Tool and APC. Bradley Nowell of Sublime. Johnny Depp. Bear Gryles from "Man VS Wild."


     G3RGATR0N1C's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Macungie, PA
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Unappreciated
Income:Less than $30,000

   G3RGATR0N1C's Schools
Northampton County Area Community College
Bethlehem, PA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: AAS: Automotive Technician
 

2006 to 2007
Lehigh Carbon Community College
Schnecksville,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Liberal Arts
 

2003 to 2006
Emmaus Hs
Emmaus, PA
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: College Preparation
Minor: Partying
 

1999 to 2003

   G3RGATR0N1C's Companies
Boston's Gourmet Pizza
Fogelsville, PA US
Server Bitch
Long Division

3/05 to 4/07
National Auto
Bethlehem, PA US
Sales Associate
Stefko Boulevard

4/07 to present
Straub Chrysler Jeep
Bethlehem, PA US
Automotive Technician Apprentice
Service

1/07 to 7/07
Geiger Beverages
Allentown, PA US
Casual Worker
Shipping and Receiving

8/07 to present



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   G3RGATR0N1C's Blurbs
About me:

I am losing a mental battle.

I am lost in a sea of my own tears.

I can not find where I am going.

I can not find what is left of my heart.

My mind has turned against itself.

My spirit is lost beyond its own reach.

Someone stole my books.

Who I'd like to meet:

I wish I could find myself.

I would like to meet Bear Gryles from "Man VS Wild" and shake his hand and have a beer.

FRIENDS: Will stand by you while you piss.

PA FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.

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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

PA FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the UGLY FUCKER you tried to pick up.

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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.

PA FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points.

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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

PA FRIENDS: Will be sitting in jail next to you saying, "Damn...that shit was fun "

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FRIENDS: Cry with you.

PA FRIENDS: Laugh at your sorry ass!

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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

PA FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.

PA FRIENDS: Will crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

PA FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

PA FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

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FRIENDS: Will knock on your door.

PA FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

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FRIENDS: Will talk to the bouncer and try to get you back in when you get tossed out of the bar.

PA FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

PA FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.

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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

PA FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!

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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

PA FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore."

PA FRIENDS: Will say "Okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later say "okay, just one more!"

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FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

PA FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!




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G3RGATR0N1C's Friends Comments
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Momma Moof





Jul 14 2008 4:37 PM

hey greg...it was good to see you the other day...i miss you!! gimmee a call and come chill at mah house!
Messy Jessie





May 28 2008 3:56 PM

Ima skool ur ass in b-ball...again
Andrew - Speedracer25f





May 23 2008 1:59 PM

Hey G3RGATR0N1C, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!




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May 20 2008 7:03 PM

Hey G3RGATR0N1C, I just bought you as my PET!
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$TEPHTOY!





May 2 2008 5:50 AM

negative son, havent been there in agessssss
giving babies of the world something to fear





Apr 29 2008 9:20 PM

hey greggy! Are you going to guitar hero night? yes yes yes youuuu arrrrrrreeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
$TEPHTOY!





Apr 29 2008 4:28 PM

haha nothingg sup witchuuu
The Mad Ranter!





Apr 22 2008 6:08 PM

- Mel got stung
- DUI to the fullest
- Head gasket poof
- Cool H'whip
- I'll be there in 30 mins
-Electricity doesn't randomly float off into thin air to destroy man kind...
- Hey baby, Is my dad home? No? Ok I want you to look under my bed...
- Sunroof Jammin
- Kick flips aren't for you
- We ate corn out of many shits
- Fat people aren't taken seriously...
- Concern for your health based on alcohol consumption...
- Cust0m len0re platezors
- Sparks can't be seen, but sure do hurt...
- The mist is gay, or ... is it?
- Mini potato gun v1.0 .. failure
- Did you ever poop, then look in the toilet and say... damn, I'd be an awesome gay guy?
- White crackheads are the worst..
- You can buy anything off spanish crackheads... ANYTHING...
Messy Jessie





Apr 15 2008 3:45 PM

If you do cool tricks for me then the more cool points you'll score and one day you will be just as awesome as mel!
Messy Jessie





Apr 15 2008 2:07 PM

I like your dog more than you
Becksta Bean





Apr 9 2008 1:25 PM

sweeeeeet haha
Curtis





Apr 9 2008 1:39 AM

you coming to The pub on main?
Becksta Bean





Apr 7 2008 4:15 PM

hey sorry i just went up to jess' n watched a movie n got my sloop on... im a bum. i moved back home tho! i dunno if you knew that or not.
so no more mac town for me :)
Becksta Bean





Apr 6 2008 11:35 AM

kk
Becksta Bean





Apr 6 2008 11:16 AM

its my brothers birthday and i have to go out to dinner around 6ish. then i think im just going to relax and have a movie night n blaze.
if you down for that give me a call around 9
Becksta Bean





Apr 6 2008 10:52 AM

nothing at all! sitting at my house doing nothing
laurnography





Apr 4 2008 1:19 PM

ARE YOU SERIOUS? I NEVER KNEW that they reason they always said that was because of how it was spelled!!!!
Benovan Stanchiano





Apr 2 2008 4:39 PM

Hey This Makes Me Think Of You....
Old Greg

Messy Jessie





Mar 25 2008 3:11 PM

D Boned!
Becksta Bean





Mar 20 2008 6:13 AM

its was chill. drank some beer and sat around a fire.
Messy Jessie





Mar 19 2008 3:05 PM

What
Benovan Stanchiano