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Gilberto

		My page is fuckin awesome Male 23 years old WS/SC, CALIFORNIA United States Last Login: 4/27/2006

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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/g_funkarella

Gilberto's Interests

General	I'm The Center of the Universe. I'm better than everyone. I kick ass at everything. The other day, someone cut me off on the freeway, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road. Nobody is as good as I am. Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well. All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask "so how come you rule so much?" One time I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best. I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am. THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME. I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE. If I weren't me, I'd wish I was. I love me.
Music	I like kick ass music. Music that makes you want to punt a baby. Not shitty music. Shitty music is shit. If you like shitty music, you are a shitty person.
Movies	How bout this instead...
Television	tv is to play halo, behold my stats
Books	coloring books are the best! stay in the lines... Drawing is fun!
Heroes	Marv, Ted Bundy, The BTK Killer, Dr. Gonzo, El Borracho, Captain Spaulding, Vick and Vincent Vega, Mirko "Cro-Cop" Filipovic, The Bandit, Me, Myself and I ANYONE EXTREEEME!!
Groups:	Costco Safety inspectors, BD Paintball, Santa Cruz Seaside Slaves, Bay Area Paintball, The Gilberto Religion!, S.C. Pirate Club, WeSt*SiDe SaNtA cRuZ, Valley go home! View All Gilberto's Groups

Gilberto's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Hecho en Santa Cruz
Body type:	6' 2" / More to love!
Ethnicity:	Latino / Hispanic
Religion:	Other
Zodiac Sign:	Taurus
Smoke / Drink:	No / No
Children:	Someday
Education:	Some college
Occupation:	Ramblin' Man
Income:	Less than $30,000

Gilberto's Schools

Cabrillo College Aptos, CALIFORNIA Graduated: N/A Degree: In Progress Major: General Ed Clubs: Paintball Club(suprise, suprise)	2004 to Present
Santa Cruz High Santa Cruz, CALIFORNIA Graduated: 2004 Student status: Alumni Degree: High School Diploma Major: Ditching Clubs: PAINTBALL CLUB!! ALL OTHER CLUBS BOW TO THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF THE PAINTBALL CLUB!!!	2000 to 2004

Gilberto's Networking

Nightlife - Entertainment - Go-Go Dancer
i like go-go dancers

Modeling - Model - Swimwear
i like swimsuit models too

Gilberto's Companies

CIA Washington, D.C. US Ass-Kickin Ninja-Spy Super Secret Spy Division	2000-Currently
Ghostbusters New York, New York US Ghostbuster Extrodinare	1989-1992
Awesome Inc. Santa Cruz, California US Coolest. Guy. Ever.	1986-Currently
Swashbuckling Inc. Santa Cruz, California US Captain of the entire pirate world!! Ass-Stompin' Division	1/04-Currently
Costco Wholesale Santa Cruz, CA US Cart Master/Cashier/Assistant/Underage Purchaser o Front End	4/05-3/06

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Gilberto's Blurbs

About me:
Yep, its me, Gil! The world renound adventurer, super-hero, sex symbol and savior! Drop me a line on aim gfunkWS and dont forget, PAINTBALL IS LIFE

Who I'd like to meet:
HOT CHICKS

Gilberto's Friend Space (Top 8)

Gilberto has 87 friends.

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ra-ner	Aug 11 2009 5:02 PM Check out my page http://www.doulike.us/photos/7038890.html?b=4&w=46 Let me know if you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/7038890.html?b=4&w=46
Nicole	May 16 2008 4:35 AM happy birthday gilbert! you kick ass!
Boss Lady	Dec 25 2007 8:31 AM Have A Splendiferious Christmas! :)
SantaCruZac	Dec 6 2007 11:18 AM
Rich	Nov 23 2007 11:39 PM
Bubba	Nov 23 2007 6:03 AM
SantaCruZac	Nov 17 2007 8:21 AM Hey! my new friend emily really likes you, so add her msn she really wants to talk to you emily19myspace@hotmail.com
Bubba	Nov 15 2007 6:49 AM
Old School	Sep 20 2007 11:39 PM
Tarik	Jun 1 2007 11:50 PM i stole this picture from rachel
Tarik	Jun 1 2007 11:50 PM
PIRATE	May 7 2007 1:28 PM Want to see who Spys on your profile? Check It
Goldie	May 3 2007 7:04 AM NEW - see who views your profile! Check It
Boss Lady	Apr 23 2007 8:16 PM ryley was really weird all summer so I was wondering what was up, since he has changed all of a sudden. He has been lovinup all the most debonaire at junior-high and they all talk about him now like he is a debonaire when just last year, he was a big loner It turns out that he has been popping these boner enlargment meds that he orders online from OKHOP.COM His secret came out when I was at his crib and he was in the basement so this was my time to sneek around in his room and get some clues, I found six bottles of boner enlarge meds all from OKHOP.COM Under his bed in a brown paper bag. He caught me and made me sware to him I would never tell anyone, he thinks the girls will think he is a fake for taking the meds to make his boner grow so mammoth in only a couple months. Anyways, I seen it for my own eyes, he is mammoth now and living proof that the meds do work and the place you order them from even guarentees they work on any guy or all you paid right back to you, go now to OKHOP.COM Q57618076
~AKALEI a.k.a. ASHLEY~	Apr 14 2007 2:04 PM DO you know whats on most girl's minds but they won't tell you or will they. I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies. I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that parke has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. THOSH.COM I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from THOSH.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls. I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen. I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at THOSH.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. THOSH.COM V82731463
~AKALEI a.k.a. ASHLEY~	Apr 14 2007 11:59 AM holy shiznit dawg i just tried one of those ring tone sites advertised everywhere and they really do work...i got some crystal clear ring tones for my phone instantly. i am talking about some cadillac quality here! you just gotta see for yourself, just copy and paste this site in your browser: http://www.ringksd.com
PIRATE	Feb 13 2007 3:13 AM See who is spying on your MySpace page! Click here to start tracking your profile lurkers!
The man with the plan	Feb 1 2007 4:22 AM � 2006 Mutual Sympathy
Goldie	Jan 23 2007 12:12 AM check out the cartoon i made of my self (you make one too and repost it): You guys all should make one of these, after you are done just click on the myspace button to repost it! Click here to make one. This is what the myspace button looks like: you will see it AFTER you create your cartoon.
Goldie	Jan 22 2007 11:10 PM check out the cartoon i made of my self (you make one too and repost it): You guys all should make one of these, after you are done just click on the myspace button to repost it! Click here to make one. This is what the myspace button looks like: you will see it AFTER you create your cartoon.
Old School	Jan 12 2007 9:39 AM come hit us up the 26 for college night
Goldie	Dec 25 2006 8:14 PM check out the cartoon i made of my self (you make one too and repost it): You guys all should make one of these, after you are done just click on the myspace button to repost it! Click here to make one. This is what the myspace button looks like: you will see it AFTER you create your cartoon.
The man with the plan	Dec 22 2006 3:03 AM 2006 Mutual Sympathy
Donald Rossini	Aug 13 2006 4:13 AM http://www.wowomg.com/
David	May 27 2006 5:08 AM check out ths shirt i was wearing in my mtb video on my page (its the one with me in it)

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