We have medium/ok personalities. We don't eat bugs. Gabe likes to eat Milk Bones but Jenny likes Fancy Feast. If we were two characters from TV, we would be Elane Benis and George Costanza from "Seinfeld". We like like it when you come to our show!
Influences
Robin Williams, all of the ladies on the hit show "The Swan".
TV Shows
FX's "Starved"
Albums
'Best Endeavors,' vol. 1-69
Gabe and Jenny's Interests
Movies
All of the muppet movies, especially "The great Muppet Caper". See our movies by searching for "Gabe and Jenny" on Youtube. com!
About me: Me is two different people. We have a show on Monday nights at Rififi, on east 11th between 1st and 2nd! One of us loves bras and the other one has to wear one.
Who I'd like to meet: Someone who can change our diaper. Also, we'd love to meet Gabe and Jenny. We hear they're "up and coming", just like Haylie Duff!!!! Finally, we dont want to meet any cry-baby ladies who are like "ouch! i have my period!", because we honestly dont want to be bored, ok?
WHERE: Black and White Bar: 86 East 10th Street, NY, NY WHEN: May 1 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Join Heeb Magazine as it celebrates the launch of HAVE YOU NO SHAME? And Other Regrettable Stories (Villard Trade Paperback Original; April 29, 2008), at Black and White Bar (86 East 10th Street, New York, NY 10003) on Thursday, May 1 from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. HAVE YOU NO SHAME? is a hilarious collection of true tales that starts by describing Rachel Shukert’s life as a deeply peculiar, Jewish child in emphatically non-peculiar Nebraska, and takes readers all the way to her eventual move to New York City where she now writes, acts, and performs comedy.
wow. i cant believe how sexual you two are with each other. it's nice to see a young couple so deep in love. gabe is obsessed with jenny's boobs and personality. gabe can't live without jenny.
Gabe and Jenny don't take no shit
they just rock it
Gabe and Jenny hit after hit
they just rock it
dealing with mixed nit wits
they just rock it
Flitting and flirting with Brad Pitt
they just rock it
You two need to stop being so goddam carefree and start taking things a little more seriously in 07. we're smack dab in the middle of america's sad basket and you two are up there dancing around like a couple of wild indian kittens. youth! fuck.
