little old me. and possibly you if you are an awesome person/drummer/bassist.
Influences
samuel barber, aaron copland, andre previn, claude debussy, harry nilsson, gabriel faure, the beatles, jolie holland, chet baker, joe pass, kurt rozenwinkel, caetano velosa, jobim, ahmad jamal, johnny cash, elliot smith, d'angelo, willie nelson, alison krauss, iron and wine, the everly brothers
Sounds Like
fingernails rubbing against a chalk board or a violin played with a russian jigsaw.
Somewhere after the first chaotic 15 billion or so years that followed the beginning of what we call for the sake of brevity and convenience the universe, something called "I" fell out of a hole in something called "mother". Long before that happened another victim of the same fate called "Oedipus" started this crazy trend of which "I" eventually became a follower. But like all trends once "I" confronted feelings of incesutal longing, "I" realized "I" had to leave behind "mother" (for further proof that the trendy ending of all trends follows this trend, one should refer to the slap-bracelet phenomenon of the late 80's and the corresponding phenomenon that this trend followed the trend of cessation once the followers, i.e. children, grew up). At any distance over time, like "Oedipus", "I" attempted blinding himself, but only succeeded in achieving partial blindness of the right eye, which, of course is the reason "I" has a wandering eye. You see, if you look closely with your own eyes, you will see that "I" has a bad habit of not finishing what "I" started. For example, "I" didn't clip his own umbilical chord, nor did "I" ever win the history or science fair, throw a football farther than what we call for the sake of brevity and convenience "a stone's throw" or, as mentioned before, succeed in blinding his own eyes out. In short, "I" is not in many ways different from you and I and only 1.5 ways different from "Oedipus" who also never won a history or science fair. But "I" digresses. To say the least the process of ending the trend involved lots of frightening hair growth all over "I"'s body, a process which culminated in his ability to fling another "I" through a hole into a universe nearly 15 billion or so years of age -- which is another way of saying that no wine or female or cured meat or figure of history fare can really ever be considered aged (And if you are wondering what aged wine and meat and history has to do with flinging new "I"s through a hole into the universe, then you aren't aged, objectively speaking of course, enough to know nothing, which is more than knowing anything because like "Socrates" said, "slap bracelets make me want to fuck my mother and drink hemlock while blinding my own eyes out".)
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Tracklisting 01. Marissa Nadler - The Hole Is Wide [Kemado] 02. The Durutti Column - Sketch For Dawn (I) [Factory] 03. Tunnel Vision - Watching The Hydroplanes [Factory] 04. Shriekback - Mothloop [Kaz] 05. R. Stevie Moore - I Still Want It [Forty-Seven] 06. Vetiver - Sister [Sub Pop] 07. Miss Ludella Black & The Masonics - Take A Heart [Damaged Goods] 08. Suburban Laws - Flying Saucer Safari [I.R.S.] 09. Young Marble Giants - Wurlitzer Jukebox [Rough Trade] 10. The Wolfgang Press - Prostitute I [4AD] 11. WEAVE! - Bravery [Pacific Reasons] 12. The Raincoats - Off Duty Trip [Rough Trade] 13. X-Ray Spex - Oh Bondage Up Yours! [Virgin] 14. Rapeman - Trouser Minnow [Blast First] 15. Jane's Addiction - Summertime Rolls [Warner Bros.] 16. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Stranger Than Kindness [Mute] 17. Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band - Dali's Car [Reprise] 18. Red Lorry Yellow Lorry - Talk About The Weather [Red Rhino] 19. Crispy Ambulance - Deaf [Factory] 20. Section 25 - Dirty Disco [Factory] 21. Flipper - Sex Bomb [Beggars Banquet] 22. Black Flag - Slip It In [SST]
hey gabey-baby! how was i supposed to know? you don't have your name or pic on your page- maybe that's your skull, i dunno... hope you are well! and tmz is a trashy tabloid show. it's terrible. i respect you more for not having heard of it ;)
ya, i'm not into ringtone sales, that was a hacker... who is this by the way? my mystery friend? oh and the job and income are a joke. i'm not a celebrity impersonator, i'm a real life celebrity. don't you watch tmz?
Hi Gabe. How are you doing up there in the lap of luxury? And where were you on Sunday? It wasn't a CHRISTMAS party, it was a SEASONAL party, and you should've been there. We missed you.
