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Gabrielle Birchak
Stand-Up / Comedic Writers / Political Humor
"I now recycle my electronic items! Instead of deleting my SPAM, I send it to my mom. - Gab"

Female
35 years old
D.C., DC
United States



Last Login: 7/2/2008
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   Gabrielle Birchak's Comedian Bio
BioI'm not really short ... I'm just not actual size.
WebsiteGabrielleBirchak.com
InfluencesJoe Birkman, my dad, Albert Einstein, Roger Penrose, my brother John, Dave Barry, Lily Tomlin, Stephen Hawking, Whoopee Goldberg, Bill Clinton, W.C. Fields, Groucho Marx, Drew Carey, Karrie Kracknickle, Brian Greene, John Belushi, my dad, Copernicus, Will Ferrell, Professor Snardfark, Richard Feynman, Amy Sedaris, Thomas Jefferson, George Carlin, Kip Thorne, Lewis Black, Jon Stewart, Marie Curie, my dad, Tina Fey, Stephen Colbert, David Letterman, Nancy Pelosi, John Smith, Henrietta Puckerbutt, Jay Leno, Chris Kattan, Albert Einstein, my dad, Gilda Radner, Joy Behar, Amy Poehler, Joe Birkman and my dad. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." - Albert Einstein
TV ShowsCheck out my YouTube channel at www.YouTube.com/GabrielleBirchak
FilmsBatman. But then who hasn’t done Batman.
AlbumsGab’s Greatest Hits Vol. 1
Gab’s Greatest Hits Vol. 2
Gab’s Worst Hits Vol. 1
Gab’s Opera Album - Featuring Aqualung

    Gabrielle Birchak's Interests
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     Gabrielle Birchak's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Denver, CO
Body type:4' 9" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Comedy writer / Comedian

   Gabrielle Birchak's Companies

D.C. US
Stand-up comedian - I'm in it for the free beer



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Gab's V-Blabs: Makin' Distinctions
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Gab's V-Blabs: SweetieGate
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Gab's V-Blabs: Last Politician Standing
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Gab's V-Blabs: Democratic EMO Delegates
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Gab's V-Blabs: Conservatizing
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Gab's V-Blabs: South Carolina Cat Fight
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Gab's V-Blabs: There Will be Tears
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Gab's V-Blabs: Oh the Wheels on the Bus go Round and Round
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Gab's V-Blabs: Cashing in Before Year End
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More taxes?!!!!  (view more)

Screw the Puritans ... oh, and the Floridians  (view more)

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   Gabrielle Birchak's Blurbs
About me:
Who I'd like to meet:
Mr. Bean! He's so hot in those bright orange shorts against his pasty white skin!

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Laughing Storm Dogs





Jul 1 2008 6:42 PM

Are you kidding? Feel free to embarrass us! We love it!
Paul





Jun 25 2008 5:51 PM

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Vito Raliffé





Jun 23 2008 2:46 PM

Thanks!
Munchie





Jun 22 2008 5:50 PM

Hey Gabrielle, whats Happening???? Any Plans this Weekend???

whats up

I might head out to the river or lake....

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But I just wanted to stop by and say, thanks for being a friend!!!


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Peace out Munchie
Danny Rolando





Jun 22 2008 1:53 PM

I've been great! how you been? what you been up to??
Jim Miller





Jun 21 2008 7:13 PM

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This pretty much says it all Gabby.

Danny Domino





Jun 20 2008 9:29 PM

Lil'guy Productions©





Jun 17 2008 7:40 AM

Just saying hello. Father's day was good. I ate, slept,
ate slept some more, ate again, then did as little as possible
for the rest of the day.

I received homemade cards big hugs and smiles from
my boys, and the wife spoiled me all day.

Hope all is well with you, peace.

Chuck/lilguypro
Fixtion





Jun 5 2008 10:18 AM

Hi Gabrielle... Thanks for your request, and for some great humor.

View our concerts and short films:
www. youtube. com/kfleetwood


Keith - Joel - Kim - Tom - Betti
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"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian... Well, they're not laughing now.
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~~ Bob Monkhouse


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Jun 5 2008 2:36 AM

Hey Gabrielle Birchak, I just bought you as my PET!
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May 30 2008 7:26 PM

Ah, that's good planning. No one can even tell without the forehead. Not like the Hutese from Star Wars - that would be tough to hide. Bangs wouldn't help so much.
Slackenloader Timmy-Vocalist and freak of nature





May 30 2008 7:23 PM

You pretty much called it there, that's my recreation of choice these days.
That & hi-end Vodkas!
Jersey Bird





May 29 2008 9:33 AM

Hey - thanks for the add request.

I added a new blog today. Check it out (and check out some of the old ones too) and let me know what you think.

Thanks again.
Keep up the great work!!!!
Donna





May 29 2008 4:48 AM

Thanks for the add! I appreciate it!
Paloma





May 28 2008 3:51 PM

Shabu Shabu sounds delicious! :)
Paloma





May 28 2008 12:46 PM

Dear Lovely Lady of Comedy,

Los Angeles misses you. Come back!!!

Love,
Smog and Earthquakes
venuvinod





May 28 2008 8:46 AM

Thanks for the friend request! I hope to see you perform in Chicago sometime!
Judge Elihu Smails





May 28 2008 8:30 AM

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May 26 2008 8:50 PM

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May 26 2008 2:52 PM

I hope you had a wonderful birthday!!!
Mark





May 26 2008 6:09 AM

Hey Gabrielle Birchak, I just bought as my PET!
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I will give you as a gift to the bush jr!
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May 23 2008 8:21 AM

You're like Lewis Black but with boobs. Congrats on your win - couldn't have happened to a funnier person.
Lil'guy Productions©





May 21 2008 1:35 PM

Haven't heard from you in a while...just checking in!

Hope life has been good to you...things are evening out, I would love to hear from you.

Peace, Chuck
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