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Gabrielle Birchak
Stand-Up / Comedic Writers / Political Humor
Gabrielle Birchak my butt is crunchy

Female
36 years old
D.C., DC
United States



Last Login: 10/10/2009
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WebsiteGabrielleBirchak.com
InfluencesJoe Birkman, my dad, Albert Einstein, Roger Penrose, my brother John, Dave Barry, Lily Tomlin, Stephen Hawking, Whoopee Goldberg, Bill Clinton, W.C. Fields, Groucho Marx, Drew Carey, Karrie Kracknickle, Brian Greene, John Belushi, my dad, Copernicus, Will Ferrell, Professor Snardfark, Richard Feynman, Amy Sedaris, Thomas Jefferson, George Carlin, Kip Thorne, Lewis Black, Jon Stewart, Marie Curie, my dad, Tina Fey, Stephen Colbert, David Letterman, Nancy Pelosi, John Smith, Henrietta Puckerbutt, Jay Leno, Chris Kattan, Albert Einstein, my dad, Gilda Radner, Joy Behar, Amy Poehler, Joe Birkman and my dad. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." - Albert Einstein
TV Shows
See more funny videos at Funny or Die
FilmsBatman. But then who hasn’t done Batman.
AlbumsGab’s Greatest Hits Vol. 1
Gab’s Greatest Hits Vol. 2
Gab’s Worst Hits Vol. 1
Gab’s Opera Album - Featuring Aqualung

    Gabrielle Birchak's Interests
GeneralI'm interested to know why most weather people are not really weather people, but rather some actor/magician reject.
Music
MoviesBulworth, Big Fish. Being John Malkovich ... that's it for the Bs.

     Gabrielle Birchak's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Denver, CO
Body type:4' 9" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Comedy writer / Comedian

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D.C. US
Stand-up comedian - I'm in it for the free beer



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Gab's V-Blabs: Princess vs Palin
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Gab's V-Blabs: Poll Dancing
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Gab's V-Blabs: Obama Can't Sing
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Gab's V-Blabs: They're ALL gimmickin'
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Political Pundit Winner
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Gab's V-Blabs: Real Eshatate
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Gab's V-Blabs: Makin' Distinctions
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Gab's V-Blabs: SweetieGate
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Gab's V-Blabs: Last Politician Standing
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   Gabrielle Birchak's Blurbs
About me:
Who I'd like to meet:
the President, so I can tell him that he is, by far, the dumbest, most inept President this country has ever seen. Then I'd kick him in the nuts. Yes, I would. I would kick Bush in the nuts.

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Jun 18 2009 7:47 PM

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Jun 16 2009 2:12 AM

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Jimmy Dean Copenhaver Jr

Jimmy Dean Copenhaver Jr



Mar 18 2009 11:45 AM

Hello,

Happy New Year!, first of all and hope you had a great holiday. I'm just dropin' by to say hi and keep in touch. I have some new music on my page, It's my third album and it's all acoustic guitar. I also just uploaded a whole new dot com too, soo anyway, hope your havin' a good time.


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Mar 16 2009 6:41 PM

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Mar 11 2009 11:04 PM

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Toby Turner

Toby Turner



Mar 6 2009 8:14 PM

why thank you, gabs. I've not yet received the laptop yet... but SOON.
I'm gonna watch your videos
Ed

Ed



Mar 5 2009 6:44 PM

what's cookin' gorgeous?
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Mar 4 2009 9:46 PM



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Feb 26 2009 7:20 PM

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Feb 25 2009 6:29 PM

Naomi Elizabeth

Naomi Elizabeth



Feb 9 2009 6:19 PM

This video is an interview of me where I explain my thoughts about music and being in a band-
Jim Miller

Jim Miller



Feb 4 2009 5:06 AM

I was going to write the same thing...

Whassup Gabby? How's the funny biz these days? I'm doing a musical myself, a comedy called Zombie Prom...I play one of the leads, a scandal seeking reporter!

Just like real life! Zombies!
Jim
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