Being a minor-super hero, cooking, music, beer, the U.K., beer, food, spandex rocks, wearing kilts, and..., um, yeah..., beer. Oh, yeah, I also spay and neuter neighborhood animals.
Music
I think I said I like music, mostly Sousa, Classic Rock, and blues. I did get to meet the Killers once.
Movies
I only watch action movies. I can't stand any movie that doesn't have twelve car chases. I HATE in-action films. Russian Film is okay, like Tarkovski, that stuff is pretty good. Oh, and comedies, they are soooooo funny, right?
Television
I watch cooking shows and shows about cooking. I also watch Dr. Who.
Books
I can't read. I am illiterate. I know, it is sad. I seem to have adapted, though. I just can't make sense of written language no matter how hard I try. Spoken language gives me some trouble, too.
Heroes
I am my only minor super hero hero, baby.
the ToastMaster's Details
Status:
Married
Here for:
Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Right Here
Body type:
Average
Ethnicity:
Other
Religion:
Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
Children:
Proud parent
Education:
College graduate
the ToastMaster's Schools
Northwestern College
Orange City, IA
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Philosophy
About me: In a cold and desolate world (Iowa) crime has a new enemy; the ToastMaster. Gabe is a mild-mannered retail electronics store manager by day (and night, sometimes)and a spandex-wearing Class "C" minor-super hero by night (sometimes day, too). Things are heating up for our hero and he's sopping up the bad guys.
Who I'd like to meet: In no order...
Thomas Jefferson, William Shatner, Jim Koch, William Wallace, John Cleese, Charles Dikkens, Robert Goddard, Carl Sagan, Plato, Jeff Banks, Gandalf, Joe Sakic, Boetheus, Dave Keuning, Mary Queen of Scots, Dave Grohl, John Lee Hooker, Alton Brown, The fourth and ninth Doctor, Leadbelly, Meat Loaf, Rush, Mike Birbiglia, Samuel Coleridge Taylor, Nick Wolterstorff, Mitch Hedberg..., more soon.
