"This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock a rhyme, that's right on time
It's Tricky is the title- here we go!"
Ey, Mammi~ Ey, Pappi~ ;D
Ho-boy. I'm really bad at introductions.
As long as I don't introduce myself like some shitty video dating service, we'll all be ok. [At least I think we will.]
Anyways-
My name is Kait, and I'm a colossally gay hobo. Honestly, I prefer being called 'Dante', or 'God of Awesomesauce', but whatever. What ever gets the job done.
The simplest of things will amuse me for hours. I'm very easy to please[harhar]. Overall, I'd say I'm a pretty uh...good person? No, more like 'puts up with people's shit' kind of person. Yeah that's more like it.
I may not be one of those 'deep conversation' type people, but I've been around the block. I know who my friends are [love you guys, btw], and I certainly know who the fuck the stay away from. I don't like to have 'enemies', but there are some pretty fucked up people out there. Honestly, I say "fuck em'", and move on. *shrug*
I'm normally a preeeetty laidback, live life to the fullest,kind of person. Some people think I have a really good sense of humor, which is kinda cool. [What else is there to say, really people? lol] I'm usually the person at the party that is hammered, and licking booze off leaves.[That's happened, ho-shit lolz]
Besides chillin' with my peeps, I enjoy listening to music and playing video games. Most of my friends would tell you that all I do is look at gay porn, but NO GUYS that's not ALL I do in my spare time. [I do it 60% if the time, hahah]
Music wise- I pretty much listen to whatever is worth listening to, though I usually linger around the 90's R&B more than usual these days. Yep, I'll pretty much listen to anything, BUT country music. I can't fucking stand country music, blargh.
Ummm,what else. Oh! Besides the other stuff I already mentioned, I'm also madly addicted to cosplay, though I usually never cosplay anything from an anime. I'm usually more video game-ish when it comes to cosplay. [Honestly, I don't I've ever cosplayed someone from an anime] Other than cosplaying, I also draw from time to time. [Hence my DA account] I do it in my spare time when I'm in the mood to, cause with all honesty, I kinda hate it, but I'm good at it, so whatever.
Other random [and otherwise useless] facts about me:
I don't like to watch television.
I've been in my current relationship with my best friend [Sara] for four years now. [<3<3<3]
I really would be happy living in a cardboard box.
My favorite color is blue.
I don't go anywhere without my dinosaur beanie hat.[A.K.A. The hobo hat]
I have an unhealthy addiction to Final Fantasy VII.
I don't have a favorite food, although I've been known to favor pizza over anything else.[I guess that counts.]
I fucking LOVE booze!
I'm probably one of the most loyal people you'll ever meet.[Just look at the modesty! Lol]
I've never owned a cellphone, nor do I want to. I have my reasons.
I'm not afraid to say what I'm thinking, which usually makes me look like a loudmouth, or it gets me in trouble if Sara isn't there to cover my mouth.
Hmmm, I think that's a good amount of information for now, I guess. I'm sorry if I rambled, I'm kinda terrible at getting my point across without my mouth doing so. [HARHAR,that's dirty, too!]
I Jizz'd in my pants.
Full Name: Kaitlyn Elizabeth Kane-Grupposo Alias': Dante,"Old Man", Highwind, and "Chief" Sex: Yes plz. Species: Hobo D.O.B.: February 6th,1992 Age:17 Hair:Black Eyes:Grey-Green-Yellowishpoop Sexual Orientation: Colossally Gay
D00d. I have NO friggin' idea what just hapening in that video you sent me. I shalt watch it again in ze mornin. Because I am not very much quite sober right now. And I need to sleep. And that video kept ferom sleeping, and therefore is from satan. I willl watch your stan-video again in the morning whn I am no longer under the firm grasp of this wonderful alcohol that Sam has bestowed upon my person. ye.s I lOVE uoy. vwery much. i need sleep. i have abandoneedn caps at this point, in case youwere confuzed. shit. this is going to have horrific grammar. at leasr ispelled horrific correctly. ' fyuck; goodnight., ~~~~S.
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