Nature, Buddhism, Art, Calligraphy, Ancient Cultures, woodworking, Archery, Politics/White Nationalism/Constitutionalism , Anti-Globalism , looking for deeper truth and the Universe in general. On the lighter side I also like to Terrorize my cat with squirt guns, Seducing Amish women, fighting the new world order, Seeing how long I can stand to look at Joan Rivers without dry heaving, Sneaking up to complete strangers and asking them if they were the ones who ate my coleslaw, borrowing peoples cell phones dailing the NSA Homeland security hotline number , handing them back the phone and walking away.Oh yeah and figuring which wines go best with endangered animals !
Music
Tool, Metallica, Classic rock,(Zepplin, Floyd, Skynrd, Sabbath, Foghat, Doors, CCR, AC/DC, Cream,ect.) System of a Down, Japanese Folk music, Some New Age, Bjork, Radiohead, Sugarcubes, Gabriel. Johnny Cash,70's Folk Rock, 80's New wave, Stray Cats , Elvis( not Costello the real Elvis ), White Stripes, Fiest
Movies
Big , Little Buddha , Ground Hog Day , The 13th Warrior , The Seven Samurai ,Vanilla Sky , The God's must be crazy, The World According to Garp , Ghost Dog , Ran , Oh' Brother Where Art Thou, Dances with Wolves ,The Sixth Sence, Crouching Tiger, Conan, ,The Village, Pulp Fiction , a Christmas Story , 7 years in Tibet , Easy Rider , Second Hand Lions, I've learned to tread carefully in the world of mass-media and Hollywood , so many movies are garbage dumps, filled with propaganda and filth, once you learn who pumps out this sewege it soon becomes obvious why. So choose carefully Grashopper !
Television
Mostly just T.V that doesn't completely suck and make me want to take an axe to god forsaken contraption . Which is certainly hard to come buy these Jews, um I mean Days. The History and Discovery and some travel Channel, most everything else is pointless nonsence and social brain washing. Did you know that when you watch T.V your brain waves nearly match the activity of a coma patient ! Swallow the Red pill,wake up and live some of your life instead.
Books
Some of my favorite books are Zen Mind / Beginner,s Mind, Selling Water by the River , No Death/ No Fear, I also love "How-To" books , learning how to do something completely new is what keeps life interesting.
Heroes
My Dad, Eric the Red, Ron Paul...See the "I'd like to meet" list above.
Columbus College Of Art And Design
Columbus, OH
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Illustration
Minor: Advertisign Design
1989 to 1992
Hilliard Davidson High School
Hilliard, OH
Graduated: 1988
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: screwing off / raiding the weight room
Minor: yes, but Iooked old for my age! hehe
Clubs: thespians/drama Military Careers Club, Advanced Art
About me: Just a simple man looking for my path in life while standing on it.
i am a production artist and designer for my living , but a Buddhist for my sanity. A student of everyday moments and a master of none. I'm glad to make your aquiantance.
Who I'd like to meet: Artists, Craftsmen, Free-thinkers, Warriors, Mavericks, and any one else not afraid to go
it alone ! Shakyamunis, Jesus of Nazareths', Mahatmas, Bodhidharmas, Michael Angelos, Leonardo DiVincis. Adolph Hitlers, Ghengis Kahns, Eric the Reds, and anyone else who insn't afraid to go against the grain, fight for what they believe in and show the world something they've failed to see !
Did I ever tell you about Chief Ten Livers first day as a Park Ranger? I should write a blog about it and include the freakin' police report!
Some fucking imbecile charged into the Ranger Station, said he was a Federal Marshal working with his partner, Adrian Monk, then screamed, "EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR!!! F.B.I.!!! YOU FUCKERS SHOULD HAVE NEVER DONE THAT TO POOR MONK!!!!"
Then he grabbed some hapless camper, who was laughing his balls off becuase he thought it was a prank, threw laughing boy to the floor, and started pounding the shit out of him, all the time screaming, "YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?!? YOU'RE COMING WITH ME FOR CONSPIRACY TO ABDUCT ADRIAN MONK!!!!" I must admit, I was literally doubled over with laughter myself!
Eventually I realized that laughing boy was going to be destroyed unless I did something, so I ended up jumping on the crazy fucker and giving him a taste of his own medicine until he started crying his eyes out, explaining that he was only trying to save his hero, Monk! LMFAO! Then he got pistoff again and started kicking me and screaming that he was going to sue me for brutality! Holy shit!
When the cops showed up, they asked him if he lost his buddy Monk back in 'Nam, since we had a Viet Nam Memorial thing going on in the park at the time. The nutjob looked at the cops in total disbelief and shrieked, "NO, YOU IDIOTS!!!! ADRIAN MONK!!!!!!!" (from the fucking TV show! LMAO!)
I gotta write a blog about this nuttiness. Now, since I "handled the situation so well," I get to give a presentation at the friggin' library to a bunch of county employees about how to properly handle "violence in the workplace."
Johnny, you can't make this shit up!!! My life is some sort of fucked up prank by the Gods themselves!
How are things down on the hillbilly nut-farm? Has the prancing house-boy lover and his new "BFFL" driven you to distraction yet? LOL!!!
You need to tunnel out, mate. Have you ever watched "The Shawshank Redemption?" Yeah, ya might wanna borrow a spoon, just don't tunnel out and shack up with ol' "Chocolate Thunder." Or I'll have to get "Doc Footsie" after ya.
Dammit, we gotta talk! I signed up for that friggin' Vonage thingamajig and I'm still waiting for the hardware to arrive. I'll call ya up shitfaced an' spill me guts as usual. Got lots o' nuttiness to blab an' I'm sure you do too. Story of our lives, shipmate. :)
Johnny! You gotta check out www. movie6. net and all the free movies there. It's pretty awesome. When you get the time, watch "Zeitgeist." It's pretty mind boggling. I just watched it and it makes me want to go to the shooting range. You know ... to practice! LOL! I'll be more than happy to trade with these "international bankers." But I'll trade in lead instead of gold, if you catch my drift. ;)
Ah, how I miss our Sunday morning pilgrimages to the old Mark Pi's Chinagate! One time you dared me to eat one of those fucking hot peppers and my entire meal was ruined because, of course, I ate the damned thing. I remember actually drinking the water out of the flower arrangement on the table in an effort to save my lips and tongue from being amputated after suffering 3rd degree burns! :P
The one consistent theme amongst your moronic ramblings, seems to be an inabaility to resist spouting some homosexual angst ridden blatherings with every picture. Between that and Walt Whitman I think key west is a more suitable locale for your type of lifestyle.
You may want to reexamine that photo. That shot is coming out of a set of large breasts. (You know the whole heterosexual thing) So I think the nobes case is well established. Others? Well Elton john was married also.
Hey dickhead, I dont claim to be a computer geek. Silly me, I spent my time getting laid, rather than learning website format. And if you dont think that girl is beautiful, then I am sure brian has the guy for you.
OMFG! The Noel's on MySpace now! Run for your lives!!!!
It's too incredible. Now we just need to get Dion, Ronald, and Donnie on here and it's a fucken party. I wonder if Ryan and David are on this fucken thing? BTW, just for the record, I don't think Pole Cat ever called me a "Meat Head." I think he just got right to the point and called me "Stupid." As in, "Did you see Stupid today at school?" Yep. That was me. Ol' Stupid! Mate, Pole Cat was right. I'm even more stupider than you remember me!!!! Come to Florida! LOL!
