Hello, Cruel World!
Hello, Cruel World! Namaste, Motherfucker!

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30 years old
Umbolatu, California
United States



Last Login: 12/15/2009
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    Hello, Cruel World!'s Interests
GeneralI like anything dark -- from beer to art, and anyone with a bright personality.




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MusicAnything deep, dark, meaty, thick, funky, phat, and sick.......and Bluegrass.

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The Giraffes will be legendary for rocking as hard as they do.
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MoviesGattaca, The Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, You and Me and Everyone We Know, Forbidden Zone, The New Willy Wonka, High Fidelity, Office Space, American Beauty, Edward Scisorhnds, Shawshank Redemption, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Almost Famous, Usual Suspects, Troma Films, Tampopo, Ferris Bueller, Moulin Rouge, Pulp Fiction, Groundhog Day, Back 2 the Future, Annie Hall, Lock Stock&2SB, MontyPy.Quest4 the HolyGrail, Flight of Dragons, Secret of Nimh, Time Bandits, Kill Bill, A.I., The Truman Show, Swept Away (1974), Don Hertzfeldts Animations, and tons of others.



TelevisionAmazing Stories, Dexter, The Simpsons, The Twilight Zone, Kids in the Hall, Carnivale, South Park, Family Guy, Who's Line is it Anyway? Hmm I don't watch much TV. My cable TV coax doesn't even reach the Television Set.
BooksHenry David Thoreau, Hunter S. Thompson, and Michael Crichton stuff mostly. People keep telling me to read SnowCrash and The DaVinci code too, but I haven't read much of anything bound by a spine lately; although I'm not closed to the idea of it...
Heroes

And now for something completely different... A few of my favorite quotes:


-"For godsake, have some fuckin' MYSTERY!" -David

-"Inside every man, is a boy. Inside every boy, is candy." -David

-"Bring me two, of everything." -Forest, In the Jacuzzi at Paulys

-"I'm gunna fuck you back to the sideshow!" -Joel, On New Years

-"You should get older more often." -Bryson, To Christian at the end of his B-Day party

-"Most men are attracted to me. Most Cops are men." -Scott

-"When the going gets tough, the tough get wasted." -Aidas

-"I lost my drink! I lost everything!" -Lydia

-"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."

-"...true spirituality is about having fun and enjoying the wonder of life." -Cary

-"I think whatever it was you were going for here...you accomplished." -Bryson

-"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue." -Barry Goldwater

-"I have little interest in streamlining government or in making it more efficient, for I mean to reduce its size. I do not undertake to promote welfare, for I propose to extend freedom. My aim is not to pass laws, but to repeal them. It is not to inaugurate new programs, but to cancel old ones that do violence to the Constitution or that have failed their purpose, or that impose on the people an unwarranted financial burden. I will not attempt to discover whether legislation is "needed" before I have first determined whether it is constitutionally permissible. And if I should later be attacked for neglecting my constituents "interests," I shall reply that I was informed that their main interest is liberty and that in that cause I am doing the very best I can." -Barry Goldwater

-"I was doing donuts in the Jerrys parking lot when I blew a Tranny in my Bug." -David

-"Don't *math* me!" -Lydia

-"*What!?* There's no such thing as a metal teacup." -Lydia
"What about metal military teacups?" -David
"There's *nothing* military about tea." -Lydia


-"If you're not last, you're first!" -Lydia

-"That shit makes my liver quiver." -Jesse

-"WOW, that elephants REAAAALLLLY crazy." -Davee, watching the nature channel with fever brain

-"Some lady said, "What are you on?"
I sez, "3 Coronas and a taco pizza!!" -Jessica


-"Who do I have to screw around here to get a quote in that section?!?" -The Girl Next Door

-"If they blow, we'll go." -David

- "This ain't my first BBQ." -Paul E

-"If they're hangin', they're bangin'." -Paul E

- "I put the S&m back in art water." -Lydia

- "Don't hate it, till you ate it." -David

- "Oh Baby, I like it raw too, but not Oatmeal." -Hannah

- "If only closed minds came with closed mouths."

- "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

- "haha, you do know I have school in the morning, right?? 8 am, baby..remember..I have a real life..not one of those fantasy fairy tale ones like you." -Vince

- "When you think about it, Peanutbutter and Jelly is a stupid sandwich." -Hannah

- "Choose your own future, for there is no inevitable." -David

- "Silence is Golden but Duct Tape is silver."

- "Full-time work with a commute on the 101 is "life-sucking, mental-zombification" at its most refined and somehow widely accepted state." -David

- "All Those Moments Will Be Lost In Time...Like Tears In Rain. " -Blade Runner

- "In an Ocean of Plastic..." -David

- "You know, they say hitler only had one ball." -Raina

- "I don't understand how being cremated would negate my wanting to come back as a fruitloop." -Raina

- "When technology as it applies to Art is perceived as limitless, it becomes the proverbial blank page that terrorizes us and cripples creative output."

- "Make love to the playa, and she will love you back..." -Annie Sprinkle





"Suuuugaaaaarrrrrrrrrr" I feel ya, little Chrissy.






Groups: I love Tiff & Lo!!!!!The BasementSoCal .:R32bitch, im not conceited, im just awesome.

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     Hello, Cruel World!'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:The Valley..Like Totally!
Body type:6' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Occupation:Creative Destruction



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   Hello, Cruel World!'s Blurbs
About me:
I think the following stuff pretty much sums it all up for me...
...well that and my "All About Me..." blog.

My Jung-Myers-Briggs Personality Type is:

Extroverted (E) 66.67% Introverted (I) 33.33%
Intuitive (N) 51.11% Sensing (S) 48.89%
Thinking (T) 64.1% Feeling (F) 35.9%
Perceiving (P) 60.53% Judging (J) 39.47%

My type is: ENTP
http://www.personalitypage.com/ENTP.html
The test:
http://similarminds.com/jung.html





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Basically whats its like riding in my car with me...



Simian Mobile Disco - Hustler



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Who I'd like to meet:


People who GET IT.
"Dreamers- Builders- Movers- Makers -- Ghetto booty ass shakers" -TiffaNovoa



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STEPHR

STEPHR



Dec 14 2009 5:37 AM

Icypop.
Lydia

Lydia



Nov 13 2009 12:27 PM


STEPHR

STEPHR



Nov 9 2009 12:41 AM

spanx fer muuming.
Bradical - DEath By SExy

Bradical - DEath By SExy



Nov 11 2009 11:54 PM

Happy Veteran's Day!

MsEASY / Twitter

 MsEASY / Twitter



Oct 27 2009 9:26 AM

as we love you! =)
JenE - Smartcookie

JenE - Smartcookie



Oct 20 2009 6:25 PM

Cat was only a couple months old in that picture!!!! but yes... he's still on a diet. he's too Fatty McFats right now.
Ulcerated

Billy Vahan



Oct 20 2009 11:58 PM

Prolly all the gun oil..
Alex

Alex



Oct 14 2009 1:56 AM

check out this DJ. Listen to his first song on his music section. It's called Bassline. He's pretty good.

http://www.myspace.com/djlouder
STEPHR

STEPHR



Sep 15 2009 10:21 PM

You guys make it back yet, er are you still wondering out in the desert someplace?
Miss Ann Thrope

Miss Ann Thrope



Sep 15 2009 3:54 AM

On the BurningManBlog, in response to the greatest moment of the week topic:

"There were hundreds of amazing moments but two stand out. 1, after a long emotional day at the temple, I decided to take Thursday night off. I had been out there 8 days by that point and was a bit overwhelmed with it all. Emotions were running deep, and was not really feeling my campmates anymore. I woke up early and headed out to the deep playa for some reflection. Still feeling a bit funky, I stopped at a row of porta-potties with several people lined up. I found an open one, and opened the door… to nothing! I immediately fell to the ground in hystarical laughter while everyone just started busting up laughing. They all gave me a group hug, and I ended up joining in the fun for an hour or so. They pulled me out of my funk and I went on to have the best weekend of my life, so thank you!"
JenE - Smartcookie

JenE - Smartcookie



Sep 15 2009 4:58 AM

hehe.... well thats usually what happens....
Miss Ann Thrope

Miss Ann Thrope



Sep 13 2009 9:47 PM

OMG!!!! That's sooooooooo awesome!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING!!!!
Miss Ann Thrope

Miss Ann Thrope



Sep 13 2009 10:58 PM

Hey David, weren't the fake porto's yours??? I found this as a comment on a YouTube vid:

ketchupkenny (3 days ago) Show Hide
Funniest thing on the playa this year... (not sure how many years this is reoccuring)...Fake portopodies way out past the temple... we were on our way back and our group had to use the facilities but they were fake!
Reverend Zoot Sax

Zoot Sax



Sep 13 2009 9:10 AM





Miss Ann Thrope

Miss Ann Thrope



Sep 10 2009 5:54 AM

It was incredible! I'm in love! I had the most amazing time of my life and at every moment of every day, my mind was being blown!
.:Pris:zaika:.

P S



Sep 10 2009 8:57 AM

Hey dudes, Id like to be part of the cool people and have your friends be my friends send them to me in a platter of poopness ssssiiiii???? Marrried couple from Texas and Mohawk cuteness
MsEASY / Twitter

 MsEASY / Twitter



Sep 11 2009 2:47 AM

xoxoxoxooxoxoox
STEPHR

STEPHR



Aug 24 2009 6:53 PM

Fun Potty Party!
Thank you, and Have Fun at the Burn!
Bring us back some sand!!!
I will be here suffering in air conditioning eating popsicles.

Bradical - DEath By SExy

Bradical - DEath By SExy



Aug 21 2009 8:28 PM

While you're at The Burn, I'll be home fighting the good fight!
CARA

CARA



Aug 24 2009 5:02 AM

Which night? I was there Monday.
>> C.<<

>> C.<<



Aug 19 2009 6:32 AM

elllooooooo !
Lydia

Lydia



Aug 18 2009 11:03 AM


Lydia

Lydia



Aug 18 2009 11:04 AM


Bradical - DEath By SExy

Bradical - DEath By SExy



Aug 12 2009 10:33 PM

Want to help me build this for next year's Burn?

JenE - Smartcookie

JenE - Smartcookie



Aug 11 2009 7:09 PM

I didn't send you that mass text because you were right there. So..... because I don't say this enough.... I love you mister David. And thanks for everything. :)
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