I am the worst nightmare to traffic jams, signless roads, and maps that one can never manage to fold properly. I specialize in defeating these forces of evil and ridding the world of navigation nightmares once and for all. I am… GARMIN MAN.
There's danger out there, lurking, waiting for you. What starts out as an innocent road trip or an everyday commute can turn into a nightmare of stalled traffic and un-navigable streets, and before you know it, you're lost…or worse. That's where Garmin Man comes in. My life's goal is to bring motorists into the comfort and ease, into the efficiency of twenty-first century GPS navigation. It's the only way to defeat the evil traffic forces at work in the world.
My fans sometimes ask me whether it's difficult to stay humble, being handsome and endowed with super powers as I am. That's why I always try to keep in mind who I was back before I became a navigational super hero. I remember those days sitting in traffic on the freeway, not knowing that another route was available to me, not knowing how to get from point A to point B without adding L, M, N, O, P. I know what it's like to drive the wrong way down a one way street out of sheer frustration. And that's why I'll never stop fighting for the directionally challenged.
When I'm not saving the day for stranded motorists, I love to travel to exotic places, and I also enjoy tennis, golf, and scuba diving. But wherever I am, I'm constantly aware of where I need to be, in the shortest amount of time, and with the easiest route.
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