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Garmin Man

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  • Adam

    Hey, nice earnings today Garmin Man!!!

    4 years ago
  • BIG TEX™

    Garmin Man your vehicle that I can use on my Nuvi is awesome...can I take it out for a spin sometime?

    http://www.garmin.com/vehicles/download.jsp

    5 years ago
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  • bri untold

    "grab your garmin and take on the world...GPS POWER"

    5 years ago
  • Jarrod Miles

    Save us Garmin Man!!!

    5 years ago
  • Christina

    Go get Maposaurus, Garmin Man! You're my hero!

    5 years ago
  • Maposaurus

    Just added some desktop wallpapers over at
    my blog:

    5 years ago
  • BIG TEX™

    Garmin Man as you can see from my Profile Picture I have been around the world. I would never leave home without my Garmin!

    5 years ago
  • BigMc

    Garmin Man- Will you rid the world of Mapzilla as well??

    5 years ago
  • Steve Saeedi

    Garmin Man, what's your secret? I strapped my Garmin to my belt but nothing happened. I was hoping to kick some map butt!

    5 years ago
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About me:

I am the worst nightmare to traffic jams, signless roads, and maps that one can never manage to fold properly. I specialize in defeating these forces of evil and ridding the world of navigation nightmares once and for all. I am… GARMIN MAN.

There's danger out there, lurking, waiting for you. What starts out as an innocent road trip or an everyday commute can turn into a nightmare of stalled traffic and un-navigable streets, and before you know it, you're lost…or worse. That's where Garmin Man comes in. My life's goal is to bring motorists into the comfort and ease, into the efficiency of twenty-first century GPS navigation. It's the only way to defeat the evil traffic forces at work in the world.

My fans sometimes ask me whether it's difficult to stay humble, being handsome and endowed with super powers as I am. That's why I always try to keep in mind who I was back before I became a navigational super hero. I remember those days sitting in traffic on the freeway, not knowing that another route was available to me, not knowing how to get from point A to point B without adding L, M, N, O, P. I know what it's like to drive the wrong way down a one way street out of sheer frustration. And that's why I'll never stop fighting for the directionally challenged.

When I'm not saving the day for stranded motorists, I love to travel to exotic places, and I also enjoy tennis, golf, and scuba diving. But wherever I am, I'm constantly aware of where I need to be, in the shortest amount of time, and with the easiest route.

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Who I'd like to meet:

I?d love to meet any of the great explorers, like Columbus or Leif Erikson, or Dora the Explorer. I?d also love to sit down and chat with Anthony Bourdain someday.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Gloucester
  • Body type: 6' 1" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Occupation: Super Hero

Companies

  • Garmin

    • Olathe, KS US

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