John Mayer singing in a band that knows how to smile as much as the Barenaked Ladies, funk up their guitars like Dave Matthews, fill out their sound with textures like U2, and dial in smoothness like James Taylor’s stories being told on Miles Davis’ horn.
It's always in the last place you'd look. Garner delivers funk from pasty white suburbanites. They look like the Barenaked Ladies but sound like Stevie Wonder. Garner's energetic show has carried them on tour across Canada three times. Armed with flashy acoustic tricks, gung ho bucket drumming, and inadvertently comedic interaction, this funky outfit is winning fans wherever they go. Garner released their second album, "Purple" this winter, and they continue their mission to pleasantly surprise unsuspecting listeners.
Here's what others are saying about them.
"Garner is a contagious mix of energy and fun. These three young musicians are at the top of their game!" Stephen Alexander, Promoter @ Loplops Lounge.
“You won't doubt for a second that you're hearing some of the very best independent music that our province has to offer.” Brampton News
"Lots of energy, great audience connection and fine songwriting make Garner one to watch!" Jacob Moon, Singer/Songwriter/Vibe Award Winner
“You guys are amazing!!! Again, I was impressed by songwriting, musicianship and professionalism.” Justin Colyn, Sound Engineer with DWL Group
HEAR YE HEAR
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First off – YOU’RE AWESOME!
Why are you awesome? ‘Cause you’re one of our friends, and our friends are
AWESOME!
Secondly – THE WAIT IS OVER! That’s right – Our new page is up! We’ve also
recorded NEW SONGS! Isn’t that exciting?!
Have a listen when you can and don’t forget to show some love and leave a
comment!
Thank you for your continuing support of Two
Foot Falls.
Keep in touch
HAVE LOTS OF SEXY TIME
-Brandon Robins
hey guys well it turns out that my time in hamilton is very limited, i got a new job in owen sound so i am moving out there, i discovered there are a few cool bars and pubs out there, you guys should def play some of them and il be your promotions guy in northern ontario how does that sound? lol anyway guys i will be back and be at as many shows as i can get my hands on cheers!! Chris
Matt, just wanted to apologize I couldn't keep my word on being there on Thursday! I had to work until 8:30pm! I called the place to see if you guys maybe were going on late but it was "out of service" anyway I don't think I'll have trouble making it to Quarters on a Tuesday. See you then Timmy T
hey guys whats goin down? still good here although it would be better if i happened to win the Garner memorabilia from the question of the month, im just sayin....lol kidding still lovin the music guys, btw, i may have my first show soon, just thought you might be interested.
sweeet sounds like tunns of fun! ive been good haha its almost christmas!! :| times flyyiiing . MATT! that whole piano/guitar lesson you gave me worrrks! thankkks againn maan
hi loves, hoping you had a good weekend... missed the Purple party :[ *sadness* Hope you had fun though, and that you're all doing good and are happy and all that jazz.
hey guys, no worries, seriously though, i think you guys are really gonna go somewhere, theres a heck of a lot of talent in your band, and im not just saying that for free cds, tickets and tshirts even tho that would be nice lol jkjk im kidding dont worry. i will let you know soon cheers Chris
Hey, just wanted to let you guys know it was an absolute pleasure to play along side you earlier this month, and we wanted to thank you for the opportunity, and all the insight you have shared with us about how to organize and run a band. Can't express how greatful we all are to have been able to be a part of your stop in Vancouver, hopefully you will see us our your way in the not too distant future.
k, now I'm confused. you guys are having a party at the Westside Theatre but I heard it was closing down before DecembeR? idk. whatever. you kick ass. <3
I lent my copy of It's About Time (you know, the one you guys gave me because you love me!) to my freind and she LOVES it, duh :] I'm going to try and make it to the Westside Theatre on the 20-whatever for Purple but idk if I can.. hope so!
Anyway, you guys rock my life mad hardcore and I loooooove youuuu. :]
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