Garth
Garth Schilling
Garth Schilling Oh, it's the Japanese porn star diet. I only eat paper, but I can eat all the paper I want, so...

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31 years old
ASTORIA, New York
United States



Last Login: 6/16/2009
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    Garth 's Interests
GeneralMostly drinking...
MusicSHOWTUNES!!! Scissor Sisters, Jason Mraz, The Postal Service, Jet, The Smiths, The Kinks, Mika, Amy Winehouse, Gnarles Barkley, Panic at the Disco, The Shins, Jamie Cullum, Spoon, .. Black Eyed Peas, Pink Martini, The Decemberists, Zero Seven, Miles Davis, Dave Brubeck, Medeski Martin and Wood, Franz Ferdanand, Janis Joplin, WAR, Weezer, Spoon, The Beatles, Bette Midler, Heart, Dixie Chicks, Mamas and the Papas, Cher, Reba, Shirley Bassey, Tom Jones, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, Eva Cassidy. Simon and Garfunkle, Classic Rock, Anything on a Quientin Tarantino Soundtrack, Weird and Kitchy music, Esquivel, 80's, Bernard Hermann, Film scores, HIGH BELTING DIVA"S!! The higher they belt the happier i am. Favorite Belters include Julia Murney, Patti Lupone, Liza Minnelli, Betty Buckley, Carolee Carmello, Emily Skinner, Eden, Espinosa, Linda Eder, Barbra Streisand, Bernadette Peters, Sutton Foster, Idina Menzell, Alice Ripley, Sherie rene Scott, Ana Gayster, Chita Rivera, Stephanie J. Block, Mary Testa, Alix Corey, Megan Mullally, Ruthie Henshall.
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MoviesGrey Gardens, Clue, Friday the 13th Part 2, The Lord of the Rings, Chicago, Network, Ferris Buelers Day Off, Sleepaway Camp, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original not the re-make), The Shining, Clockwork Orange, Sweeney Todd, No Country for Old Men, Fargo, North By Northwest, Psycho, Hitchcock Movies Rock, Bullets Over Broadway, Manhattan Murder Mystery, Death Becomes Her, What Ever Happen to Baby Jane, Momie Dearest, The Royal Tenanbauhms, Soapdish, Out of Africa, Finding Nemo, The Lord of the Rings (Ralph Bakshi 1978 Cartoon), Spirited Away, The Tripletts of Belville, Showgirls, Mary Poppins, Jaws, Star Wars, Sixteen Candles, Halloween, Woody Allen, Tim Burton.
You Are Miss Piggy
A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.
You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!
TelevisionARRESTED DEVELOPMENT (shame on you all for not watching, now its off the air) Strangers With Candy, Futurama, The Oblongs, The Simpson's, LOST, Carnivale, Curb Your Enthusiasm, ROME, Entourage, Sex in the City, Six feet Under, My Name is Earl, The Office, 30 Rock, Rome, Top Design, What Not to Wear, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D List
BooksThe Stand, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked, The Secret History, The Little Friend, The Alienist, The Angel of Darkness, Dry, Running With Scissors, Little Children, Helter Skelter, The Amazing Adventures of kaviler and Clay, Flannery O'Connor, Edgar Allen Poe, The Shining, Salem's Lot, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Lord of the Rings, Gypsy, Mommie Dearest, Valley of the Dolls, Slapstick, 1984, Watership Down, Harry Potter, Alice in Wonderland, anything Stephen King, anything cheap and fast like the Angles and Demons. Love It!
HeroesMadeline Kahn, Harry Potter, Gary Larson, Elaine Stritch, Batman, David Sedaris, Lucille Bluth (If you get that last one we should probably get married)

     Garth 's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Salem, Oregon
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate

   Garth 's Schools
Marymount Manhattan College
New York,New York
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1998 to 2001
Sprague High School
Salem,Oregon
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1992 to 1996



Garth is already tired of this bullshit election. TINA FEY FOR PRESIDENT!! Posted at 9:22 PM Sep 13, 2008
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About me:
“This… ’stuff’? Oh… ok. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don’t know is that that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise, it’s not lapis, it’s actually cerulean. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar De La Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves St Laurent, wasn’t it, who showed cerulean military jackets? And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of 8 different designers. Then it filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic casual corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you’re wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of stuff.”


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You are Batman
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Spider-Man
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Supergirl
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The Flash
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Robin
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Wonder Woman
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Green Lantern
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not suffer the pain you have endured.
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Show Choir! - The Musical



Jun 15 2009 7:58 PM

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Dec 22 2008 1:59 AM

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Just Jess

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Dec 8 2008 4:30 AM

Hey Garth! I wanted to stop by and say hello. I have been so bad at keeping in touch. I have been crazy busy, working two jobs and going to school. My life is so exciting.
I hope you had a great Thanksgiving, and I also hope things are going great for you! XO :)
toby

toby



Nov 4 2008 12:22 PM

RIP Yma...make sure to watch the end of this clip she IS a true DIVA xoxo
Amanda

Amanda



Oct 23 2008 2:53 PM

Good day friend! :)
Jillian

Jillian



Oct 20 2008 1:36 AM

toby

toby



Oct 15 2008 8:01 PM

Trisha

Trisha



Sep 12 2008 5:25 PM

Your profile picture is hilarious...I love it!!
Just Jess

Just Jess



Sep 10 2008 3:11 AM

I wish we didn't live across the country from one another.
I really, really want to see your show!
Jerry

Jerry



Sep 8 2008 12:58 AM

Your yearbook photo is so *S&#! hilarious that I'll have to make one too.
LMAO!
The Black Lady

The Black Lady



Sep 6 2008 2:38 AM

That foto is hysterical!
Julie

Julie



Sep 5 2008 9:13 PM

That is an amazing picture! Ha-ha.
Please don't give up on facebook yet my stoner friend, I will chuck a blanche at you yet!
Just Jess

Just Jess



Aug 31 2008 12:25 AM

Here... have a Golden Girl! :)

Amanda

Amanda



Aug 15 2008 8:51 AM

I miss you! Then I watch this and laugh.
Amanda

Amanda



Aug 14 2008 3:46 AM

Wait for it.... :)
R to the Izzo

Emily Rizzo



Aug 12 2008 12:01 AM

Hey Garth! It's Jessica's friend, Em. I may be moving to Salem OR and wanted some advice from you! Holla back! Just wondering what its like there.
tirtzah

tirtzah



Jul 29 2008 9:17 PM

Happy Birthday!
Do you still feel young enough to carry off this dress!!!
Just Jess

Just Jess



Jul 29 2008 8:27 PM

"Happy Birthday to You... Happy Birthday to You... Happy Birthday Dear Garth... Happy Birthday to You!!"Birthday

I hope you are enjoying your 30th! Love Ya Babe!
Nicole

Nicole



Jul 29 2008 1:58 PM

Happy Birthday! to my favorite Red Herring from his Hot Dog Smelling Vagina xoxo
toby

toby



Jul 29 2008 10:07 AM

Jerry

Jerry



Jul 28 2008 6:42 PM

Happy Big 3-0 Garth! I guess you get one boy for every decade.

Triplets
Just Jess

Just Jess



Jul 28 2008 6:33 PM

Omigod!! You and your boy friend totally need to come see Bette next time she's playing! You must visit before I move! (I don't know when that will be yet, but I know it's coming.) I love it when company visits, especially when it's fun company! :) P.S.
I wonder, what ever happened to Adam Louie?
Just Jess

Just Jess



Jul 28 2008 5:38 PM

I will officially do this tomorrow, but here's a little pre-birthday wish. Happy Birthday, you old hag!! No wait, I'm the old hag, you're the old ... yeah. That's right. Anyway, all sillyness aside, in all the years I have known you, I have never forgotten your birthday. It's the same day as my mom's birthday. It's no wonder you are so great! Okay, I'm done rambling now.
Enjoy your pre-birthday day and I'll send wishes tomorrow, too! Love you! - "Jessa" :) (Yeah, you used to call me that!)
Just Jess

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Jul 4 2008 5:10 AM



Have A Great Fourth! :)
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