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Gary Penovich
Stand-Up / Comedic Writers / Political Humor
Gary Penovich Fool Me Once, I'll Fucking Kill You!

Male
104 years old
SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 9/17/2009
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BioGary was born and raised in a small, quiet village known as New York City. His home was nestled in the quaint neighborhood of fishing boats and lighthouses, known as Sheepshead Bay. To this day, even 3000 miles away, in the hustling, bustling megalopolis of the Santa Clara Valley, if he squints his ears, he can almost hear the faint memory of those bygone Brooklyn fog horns, and the hearty cries of the local fisherman, "Are you gonna buy that fucking fish or not, lady?" Those were kinder, gentler times. And, Gary brings that same gentle kindness to the stage.
Websitegarypenovich.com
InfluencesGeorge Carlin, Denis Leary, My Dad
MembersJust the one.
TV ShowsMan on Street, Man in Elevator, Man Never Appearing on Television.
FilmsThere's that slimy one in my bathtub. A little Soft Scrub cleared it right up.
AlbumsLots. But, my turntable is broken right now. So, I keep them in milk crates in the garage.

    Gary Penovich's Interests
GeneralHealing the Sick, Feeding the Hungry, Midget Porn
MusicBeatles, Bowie, Cheap Trick, Elvis, Buddy Holly, Metallica, Roy Orbison, Queen, Ramones, Scorpions, Talking Heads, The Who, Pete Townsend, Van Halen, Weezer, Zappa, and some of whatever crap is popular right now.
Movies2001, Airplane, Alien, Aliens, Annie Hall, Apocalypse Now, Bananas, Best Years of Our Lives, Blade Runner, Blazing Saddles, Brazil, Casablanca, Casino, Citizen Kane, Clockwork Orange, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Die Hard, Dr. Strangelove, Duck Soup, Godfathers 1 and 2, Goodfellas, Grave of the Fireflies, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, It's a Wonderful Life, Life of Brian, A Night At The Opera, Raising Arizona, Sleeper, Spinal Tap, Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan, Star Trek: First Contact, Star Wars, The Wizard of Oz, Young Frankenstein
TelevisionAbarenbo Shogun, Babylon 5, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras, Iron Chef, Real Time with Bill Maher, Seinfeld, Six Feet Under, SNL, Sopranos, Star Trek: TNG, The Bob Newhart Show, The Daily Show, The Office UK, The Office USA, The Prisoner, Twin Peaks.
BooksVarious books from the following authors: Ray Bradbury, Philip K. Dick, Al Franken, Robert Heinlen, Aldous Huxley, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Michael Moore, George Orwell, HG Wells
HeroesNeil Armstrong, George Carlin, Gandhi, John Glenn, Robert Kennedy, Abraham Lincoln, Nichiren Daishonen, Alan Shephard, Superman, and the guy who invented Astro Glide.
Groups: San Francisco Stand Up ComedyNorth Cali ComedyComedians of MySpaceNYC Underground Comedy FestStand-up Comics

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     Gary Penovich's Details
Status:Married
Hometown:Brooklyn, NY
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Pisces


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Who I'd like to meet:
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Pop Haydn

Whit



Nov 4 2009 2:18 AM

New Web Site!

Check out my new web site at www.PopHaydn.com

Cool graphics, video, and the True Story of Pop Haydn.
Drinkin' in San Francisco

Drinkin' in San Francisco



Jun 8 2009 7:57 PM

$100 BAR TAB GIVEAWAY!
Text YAC to 95495 or log on to yourareacode.com and register to be entered to win!
A new winner will be chosen every Friday!
Good luck!
Pop Haydn

Whit



Jun 7 2009 9:36 AM

Hey! Hope everything is good!

I was going to send you a copy of our poster for our premiere performance at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood, but you have set Comments to not allow html, but you can see it on my Profile.

Here is the info:

On June 16th, the Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show will be appearing at The Laugh Factory, 8001 Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood! One show at 8:00 PM.

Pop will be joined by Professor Dave Bourne and the Medicine Show Band, Rob Zabrecky, Sophie Evans, Antonio Hoyos, Phil Van Tee and Pop's Candy Girls for a wonderful show of Old Time Music, magic, comedy and variety. It'll make you feel better!

Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door.

19th Century Attire Welcome!

You can buy tickets at www.LaughFactory.com or call: 323-6561336 ext 1.

For more info on the Medicine Show, check out my Profile page...
Best Of Myspace Comedy

Best Myspace Comedy



Jun 1 2009 11:49 PM

Hey thanks for being a freind please come check out our myspace page and see the new show.
Drinkin' in San Francisco

Drinkin' in San Francisco



May 12 2009 4:03 PM

7c3g
$100 BAR TAB GIVEAWAY!!
Text "YAC" to 95495 or go to yourareacode.com to register to win.
New winner selected every Friday.
Don't miss out. Good Luck!!
Drinkin' in San Francisco

Drinkin' in San Francisco



Mar 19 2009 5:30 PM

7c3g
$100 BAR TAB GIVEAWAY!!
Text "YAC" to 95495 or go to yourareacode.com to register to win.
New winner selected every Friday.
Don't miss out. Good Luck!!
Best Of Myspace Comedy

Best Myspace Comedy



Mar 9 2009 4:39 AM

Hey thanks for being a freind...check out our page and see our Comedy video of the week.
Best Of Myspace Comedy

Best Myspace Comedy



Feb 20 2009 3:25 AM

Check out our page to see our Comedy of the Week.
jim rose circus

jim rose



Feb 14 2009 11:49 PM

Hi jim rose here. yes im the actor who plays the caveman on the commercials so now you have something to tease me about the next time we see each other. Im going to be in your area in the summer hosting rock shows and writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here
www.myspace.com/toohotforfizzle
or go to my top friend(same site)
We dont read the messages at the circus site.we are getting too many to handle there
There are too many there and hard to manage
Drinkin' in San Francisco

Drinkin' in San Francisco



Dec 17 2008 1:59 PM

7c3g
$100 BAR TAB GIVEAWAY!!
Text "YAC" to 95495 or go to yourareacode.com to register to win.
New winner selected every Friday.
Don't miss out. Good Luck!!
Stacy Kray

Stacy Kray



Aug 11 2008 9:24 PM

Hi-

Just a note to let you know about special gig I have coming up. The
band and I will be doing a podcast with KFOG DJ Renee Richardson at Café
Royale in San Francisco, sponsored by the wonderful San Francisco
Songwriters Coalition. (www.myspace.com/sfcoalition)

At the show, we'll be performing and also premiering a music video for“Someday”, a song that was featured on KFOG’s local scene CD. Inspiredby "Vertigo" (the Hitchcock classic) the video features some of the
actual San Francisco locations where Hitchcock filmed the movie, most
notably the cemetery at Mission Dolores.

Café Royale is a cozy cafe, with plenty of seating. They serve beer and
wine. http://www.caferoyale-sf.com/

Hope to see you there, and thanks for taking the time to read this!
Have a great day!

DETAILS:
SFSC Podcast w/ KFOG’s Renee Richardson
Saturday, August 16th at 8 pm
Café Royale
800 Post @ Leavenworth (near Union Square)
San Francisco
ALL AGES
$10 at the door

advance tix can be purchased here:
http://www.inticketing.com/evinfo.php?eventid=26907
Comic Connie Sercey

Comic Connie Sercey



Aug 4 2008 4:22 AM

Have a great week Gary and thanks for the add!
Drinkin' in San Francisco

Drinkin' in San Francisco



Jul 29 2008 5:25 PM

$100 BAR TAB GIVEAWAY!
Text YAC to 95495 or log on to yourareacode.com and register to be entered to win.
A new winner will be chosen every Friday!
Good luck!
Best Of Myspace Comedy

Best Myspace Comedy



Jul 20 2008 2:08 AM

My Priest did Porn...did you see it www.youtube.com/imaginarybitches
Kenny Klein

Kenny Klein



Jul 7 2008 10:27 PM

I liked you so much I made a video for you.

www.topshelfd.com

Love, Kenny Klein
Poppees & Boyfriends

Poppees & Boyfriends



Feb 9 2008 1:14 AM

A great sound man with a comic edge ..... That's the way you do it!!
Drennon Davis

Drennon Davis



Dec 13 2007 2:00 AM

Hello there my myspace space friend friend! Come out to the 2nd annual XXX-mas show on Dec. 17th at the SF Punchline! TIX are only 10 bucks and some of the money goes to charity. You can find more info about it on my page! Merry Christmas from Payless, Merry Christmaaaas!
Rosie Tran

Rosie Tran



Dec 5 2007 9:53 PM

thanks for the add request gary! check out my online vids if you get a chance. xOxO
Anna

Anna Amarilla



Nov 22 2007 8:31 AM

Hi Gary!
Happy Thanksgiving!

Anna
Jeff Hilliard

Jeff Hilliard



Sep 26 2007 7:23 PM

Hey best myspace friend forever! I hope you are having the greatest life, because you are the reason I get up in the morning. This world needs more of you!!!

Love your # 1 fan-

Jeff XOXO

www.youtube.com/JeffHilliard
Chico Comedy Cafe - 18+ Every Friday

Chico Comedy Cafe - 18+ Every Friday



Aug 2 2007 11:08 PM

Come check out the Comedy Cafe.

Could win tickets off of Mix 95.1 all nest week listening to the morning show.

Otherwise get your tickets in advance for August 10th at
www.rt-promotions.com
myspace.com/chicocomedy
Project Breakout Comedy

Project Breakout Comedy



Jul 24 2007 7:05 PM


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LOTUS FLOWER



Jul 21 2007 2:55 AM

Ben Feldman

Ben Feldman



Jul 5 2007 10:23 PM

STAR TREK AUDACIOUS

Donald Murphy



Jun 13 2007 8:31 PM


HEY!
It's been awhile so I thought I'd stop in to show ya some love.




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