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Gary Saenz
Gary Saenz If you don’t know you better axe somebody . . . Lizzy Borden

Male
101 years old
Addison
United States



Last Login: 12/7/2009
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Websitegarysaenz.blogspot.com
InfluencesMichael Corleone, Richard Pryor, Brett and Bart Maverick, Steve Martin, Daffy Duck, The Beatles, Bill Hicks, and Mitchell Hedberg

    Gary Saenz's Interests
GeneralAccording to this MYSPACE layout, refering to myself in the third person seems to be of great interest to me . . . I mean . . . of great interest to Gary Saenz.
MusicThe Rock and Roll Bible clearly states . . ."The Beatles and Led Zeppelin are the two greatest bands since the dawn of recorded sound." And that, is all that is written.
MoviesTop five . . . The Godfather part II, The Godfather. Raiders of the Lost Ark , The Sting , and the Friday trilogy.
TelevisionTop Five NOTS - Not FRIENDS, Not GILMORE GIRLS, Not THE REAL WORLD, Not SEX AND THE CITY ,and certainly Not WILL AND GRACE. Happy birthday Johnny Drama!
BooksAll of the Harry Potter movies.
HeroesCaptain James Tiberius Kirk of the United Star Ship ENTERPRISE-NCC1701. Whose five year mission by the way, was to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone has gone before. Que opening theme music . . .
Groups: Harry PotterAustin ComediansHEY COME TO GODFATHERS ON SATURDAYS FOR MY NITE!!!! COMEDY SHOW THEN CLUB AFTER.. HIT ME UP FOR FIRST DRINK TO BE $1ComedyHunt.com!S.I.N. Service industry night! ANYONE IN THE SERVICE OR HOSPITALITY INDUSTRY?(RESTAURANT, BARS) $3 DRINKS ALL NITE ON THURSDAYS.

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     Gary Saenz's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Addison, Texas
Body type:6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / No
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian
Income:$30,000 to $45,000


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Who I'd like to meet:
General Robert E. Lee suffered from chronic depression syndrome. It would have been nice to meet him just to say,"For what it's worth pal, you came in second."

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Greg Frank

Greg Frank



Oct 4 2009 12:32 AM





CMI Productions™

CMI Productions ™



Sep 23 2009 4:49 PM

Just wanted to stop by & show luv! Have a blessed week!

"YOU should let us take YOUR pictures!"
Danielle
www.twitter.com/Danniem09
Photographer/Owner
J Mullins

Jennifer Mullins



Jul 31 2009 8:05 PM

Hey Gary....how the hell are ya?
CLINT

Clint Waycaster



Jul 30 2009 7:46 PM

Hey buddy!  When's the next Comedy thing?  I'll come hang out...  halla back at me man!  Later.
Drinkin' in San Francisco

Drinkin' in San Francisco



Jul 1 2009 5:39 PM






Kutchi

Kutchi



Jul 1 2009 12:43 AM

hey gar bear I hope all is well.....
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World Class Martial Arts



Jun 24 2009 10:10 PM

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DAVE MATTHEWS BAND

DAVE MATTHEWS BAND



Jun 13 2009 7:56 PM

Thanks for the friendship! Have a happy day filled with sweet music!
-DMBFS
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CLINT

Clint Waycaster



Jun 8 2009 11:12 PM

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Check out Doobie's AMAZING tunes
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May 8 2009 1:01 AM

Hey thanks for being a friend

Please Visit our site myspace.com/slotcartv to see all of the Slotcar Episodes.


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Prissy P

Prissy P



Apr 26 2009 2:26 PM

Hey, bud.
Where are you?
SpadedFamily

SpadedFamily



Apr 10 2009 12:34 AM

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Ashlie Rhey

Ashlie Rhey



Apr 6 2009 3:30 PM

May the angels be with you :-)

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Megan

Megan Mayo



Apr 2 2009 7:24 PM

Did we or did we not rock the house last night
SpadedFamily

SpadedFamily



Mar 27 2009 11:13 PM

Thank you for coming to Lawton, GREAT SHOW!! Your funny as shit keep it up and thanks for the beer :-)
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Mar 26 2009 4:27 PM

CMI Productions has just launched our brand NEW website! Please check it out & let us know what you think. I really value your input.
Have a blessed day! “YOU should let us take YOUR pictures!"*Danielle*Photographer/Owner*www.creativemediaintuition.com*
Drinkin' in San Francisco

Drinkin' in San Francisco



Mar 19 2009 6:18 PM




Sheridi

Sheridi



Mar 17 2009 7:25 PM

Hey Gary, I'm glad we met.
What have you been up to?
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Feb 27 2009 1:03 AM

Hey thanks for being a friend
Please CLICK HERE to see our choice of Comedy of the Week.
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CMI Productions™

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Feb 20 2009 3:26 AM

Just wanted to stop by and show love!

“YOU should let us take YOUR pictures!”

Danielle
Photog/Owner

www. creativemediaintuition. com
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Feb 20 2009 1:49 AM

SLOTCAR - Episode 02 Trash Talk'n Busch
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Kutchi

Kutchi



Jan 17 2009 3:23 PM

GAR BEAR! I miss talking to ya!
Kimi

Kimi



Dec 27 2008 4:34 AM

So when can I expect to appear in your top 40, hmmm? And what kind of timetable would you like to arrange for me to complain about *not* appearing in your top 40? 3 months? 2? Should I just start complaining now?

(I'm kidding, of course. Have to clarify that sort of thing.
)
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Dec 26 2008 12:41 AM

Just wanted to stop by and wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas & Happy New Year! From the CMI Productions Family.

Danielle
Photog/Owner

www. creativemediaintuition. com
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