Ron Burgundy Your Ron Burgundy! You love to party and show off your good looks to those around you, Your a little bit full of yourself and cant quite except the changing times
gary sanchez, adam mckay, will ferrell, chris henchy, owen burke.
Gary Sanchez Productions's Interests
General
I have no "general" interests. I have very specific interests. Interests in making the love to the Catherine Zeta Jones on a platinum motorcycle. Interest in buying an oil field and turning it into my own country. I have a very specific interest in a briefcase with a human foot and a million dollars in bonds in it that disappeared from my jet. I have the interest of spending an hour with a blow torch with the man who took it. I also have interest in beauty. The beauty of a bird fluttering through the air with a rainbow behind it as it lands on a lady's tit.
Music
With the things I have done and seen and the suffering that has crossed my hands I have no time for music. But I do occasionally listen to Helen Reddy
Movies
I like all movies produced by Gary Sanchez Productions. We make fine movies with cars and people laughing and going into space and things blowing up while the hero walks away without flinching. I like when that happens in a movie. I also love Hope Floats. I cry for days after I see that. I have every copy of that destroyed in Paraguay. That movie was made by the Gods.
Television
Friends. But only season's 2, 4, 6 and 7. My wife and I often role play Ross and Rachel. She even had the haircut. She also had some elective surgery to help me visualize. I'm a very visual person. I also like "Real People". I learned much of your country from that show.
Books
My father once told me, the mark of a good man is the library he keeps. I have an impressive library. Many leather bound books. Many historical books of various colors and thickness. And I have a card catalogue. I spend hours in there. Sometimes on the computer buying more books from Amazon or discussing business ventures in hushed tones. One day I would like to house the Gary Sanchez Library. My dad would be proud. Not of the library, but the huge success I am. I think that's the mark of a good man - money and respect.
About me: I recently started a movie company with the geniuses Will Ferrell and Adam Mckay. Then they bring me the hilarious Chris Henchy. We will be making nice movies with the cars blowing up and the ladies being pretty. Everyone will be happy.
as for me, My life was hard in Paraguay. Nothing ever handed to me. I hurt the men who try to hurt my family even when I was a boy. But I always good at kicking football. Then the NFL find me and I make money and come to America. I meet my wife and have kids. Now I have many businesses in Paraguay and in America and in Nigeria and in Russia. One of them is Gary Sanchez Productions. this site is not a joke. i am gary sanchez and i am making movies.
I tell all the ladies: be with a man who is strong but not mean.
Who I'd like to meet: A man who can best me: either in the sex bed place or with the fighting or with the making the money. I am Gary Sanchez.
manohla dargis. because she recognizes true genius when she sees it. click for her picks for who should be nominated for "best original screenplay" in 2007 from the new york times. a hint: it's talladega nights!
Gary, I just talked to my cousin Moses who knows this guy who's flooded 2 towns. He said he can clear your debt as long as you don't answer the phone for the rest of the year. It's cool, that's what I'm here for. No big deal.
Hey, Thanks for the add! I’m Fat Brittany! Come take a ride with me on a downward spiral from teen blonde bombshell hit making sensation to trashy rehabbing baby making tabloid fodder! It will be fun! Check out my profile to watch all my latest exploits!
Thank you for all your help (Lauryn's) with my Lawrence Hall Youth Services project. (www. lawrencehall. org) Tom Hanks/Sooki Raphael, Antwone Fisher, Keith Mitchell, Steven Fechter, Disney Pics & Paramount Pics are helping out as well. Jen/Piven theatre may also do something as well. Continued success + hope to see you guys in LA in the fall.
Gary, I know you had lunch with Marci Klein last week and mentioned how you didn't get why SNL hadn't done a great March Madness related sketch or ESPN spoof.
Looks like these guys beat them to it.
P.S. You ordered Philadelphia roll? You told my wife you hated Thai.
Gary, take it from me. Women are as fast as a J Fox. They slap you once with wet romance and leave you face down in a Macy's. Get them out of your head and get a hobby. Or just go out and see the sights like me and my bro. <
you need to work with Zach Helm again. he's one of the promising artists in recent memory. i also enjoy the dynamic you and McKay bring to comedy, esp. Talladega Nights. more comedy should strive to not only be entertaining, but carry social substance.
