Gary Keshner
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"I'm as young as I feel ........ somebody bury me!"
Male
48 years old
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
United States
Last Login: 8/25/2008
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Gary Keshner's Comedian Bio
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Gary Keshner's Interests
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| General | Comedy, Acting, Chess, Movies, Cruising, Getting rid of George Bush, Math puzzles, Computers, Women with great legs, and lots of other stuff I'll think of later. | | Music | I love all music... with two exceptions... hiphop and rap. | | Movies | I love all movies especially the ones I love cause they are even better than the ones I just like which are not as good as the ones I love. | | Television | Lately... "Rome" | | Books | Breakfast of champions, Hitchhikers guide, Foundation trilogy... | | Heroes | Arthur Dent, Fezziwig, Rupert Pupkin |
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Stand-Up Comedy, Comedians Corner, Stand-up Comics, Comedians Club, Comedy Clubs, New York Comedians, Comedians of MySpace, Hardcore Pranking
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Gary Keshner's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Brooklyn....fuggetaboutit....New Yorrrrrk...... | | Body type: | 5' 10" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Comedian/Actor/Writer/Idiot |
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About me:
....... Grew up in Brooklyn New York where I learned about drugs (only pot), sex (mostly my right hand) and rock & roll (listening while smoking pot and using my right hand) ............. ..................................................................................................................
Now I'm old so I can't afford pot, my right hand wants to start seeing other people and "those damn kids with their loud music"............................
So now I'm a comedian, an actor, a writer and I think I have an enlarged prostate.....................................................................................
I love women. I love legs. I love women with legs. I love women that don't mind if I see their legs and touch their legs and hug their legs and kiss they’re legs and … and…. umm…. and I'm seeing a therapist about this leg thing........................................................................................................
And she has great legs!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Someone with a vagina.
Breathing preferred.
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