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Gary Keshner
"I'm as young as I feel ........ somebody bury me!"

Male
48 years old
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 8/25/2008
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    Gary Keshner's Interests
GeneralComedy, Acting, Chess, Movies, Cruising, Getting rid of George Bush, Math puzzles, Computers, Women with great legs, and lots of other stuff I'll think of later.
MusicI love all music... with two exceptions... hiphop and rap.
MoviesI love all movies especially the ones I love cause they are even better than the ones I just like which are not as good as the ones I love.
TelevisionLately... "Rome"
BooksBreakfast of champions, Hitchhikers guide, Foundation trilogy...
HeroesArthur Dent, Fezziwig, Rupert Pupkin
Groups: Stand-Up ComedyComedians CornerStand-up ComicsComedians ClubComedy ClubsNew York ComediansComedians of MySpaceHardcore Pranking

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     Gary Keshner's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Brooklyn....fuggetaboutit....New Yorrrrrk......
Body type:5' 10" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Education:Some college
Occupation:Comedian/Actor/Writer/Idiot


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About me:
....... Grew up in Brooklyn New York where I learned about drugs (only pot), sex (mostly my right hand) and rock & roll (listening while smoking pot and using my right hand) ............. .................................................................................................................. Now I'm old so I can't afford pot, my right hand wants to start seeing other people and "those damn kids with their loud music"............................ So now I'm a comedian, an actor, a writer and I think I have an enlarged prostate..................................................................................... I love women. I love legs. I love women with legs. I love women that don't mind if I see their legs and touch their legs and hug their legs and kiss they’re legs and … and…. umm…. and I'm seeing a therapist about this leg thing........................................................................................................ And she has great legs! Send me an IM!
Who I'd like to meet:
Someone with a vagina. Breathing preferred.

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Gary Keshner has 428 friends.
 Stann 


 The Big Joe Starr 


 Keshner Bros Entertainment 


 CHRIS ROACH 


 Buddy Flip 


 Key 


 Franklyn of CYPHER Films 


 Joe Pontillo 


 Fumbling towards ecstasy... 


 Thomas J. 


 Danny 


 Billy Bingo 


 greg vaccariello 


 Joe DeVito, comedian 


 Les 


 Mark Riccadonna 


 john 


 Comedian Tim Krompier 


 Paul Bond 


 Daren 


 Adam Ferrara 


 Tony Landolfi 


 Kevin Downey Jr 





Gary Keshner's Friends Comments
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Rob Cioffi





Aug 8 2008 1:24 PM

Thanks for having me last night.
It was a great show!
Luke





Aug 4 2008 7:32 PM

Great job the other night man!
Cannot wait to work with you again!


=)

Peace
-Luke Bradley Francis
leah





Jul 9 2008 2:23 AM

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TERRY MCNEELY





Jul 7 2008 10:29 PM

hey brooklyn gary!... i had fun watching you roast me sunday!
The Hvnly Angel





May 26 2008 5:27 PM



PEACE & LOVE,
*YOUR HVNLY ANGEL*
~SHANI~
Franklyn of CYPHER Films





May 28 2008 6:54 AM

Hey Gary Keshner, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!




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Stephanie





May 22 2008 12:52 PM

I apologize! I have been CRAZAZY busy (working three, yes...THREE jobs) now! I really am so sorry, I will try and give you a call soon so we can catch up...okay?!
TERRY MCNEELY





May 22 2008 4:14 AM

youre a sick man,stay that way!! -tm
Yamaneika





May 22 2008 3:33 AM

Thanks for the add, sweets! Much joy and happiness for you!
Robin Fox





May 19 2008 6:02 PM

So happy to have met you again at Dannys last Thursday night. Please keep in touch.
xo
Robin
The Hvnly Angel





May 1 2008 9:51 PM



PEACE & LOVE,
*YOUR HVNLY FRIEND*
~SHANI~
Billy Bingo





Mar 23 2008 11:59 AM

I heard you were cooking Easter Dinner.
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I brought them along just in case!
Les





Mar 3 2008 1:49 PM

(sung in Broadway Quality Baritone)

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear G-Spot
Happy Birthday to you

...and many morrrrrrrrrrrrrre !!

Les
*Im





Mar 3 2008 6:23 PM

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Kelly Jo ~ supports 3DAYS in every city.com ~





Mar 3 2008 9:46 PM

Happy Birthday Gary!!!!
The Hvnly Angel





Mar 3 2008 3:21 AM

Hi GARY,

I'm Stopping By To Wish You A VERY....



And Many More To Come!

Warmest Regards,
*Your Hvnly Friend*
~Shani~

Sparky Schneider





Mar 3 2008 2:56 AM

Happy Natal Day!!!
humor
greg vaccariello





Jan 18 2008 9:49 PM

Hey, what are you, blind? I'm a damn good looking man! Vac
Stephanie





Jan 16 2008 4:02 PM

Well...hmph.

You were supposed to call me back, but someone more important, (like your AGENT maybe) cut in, and you never called me back...

So there. Hmph.
The Big Joe Starr





Jan 16 2008 3:55 AM

...And you are?....
Stephanie





Jan 1 2008 6:29 PM

Happy New Year!

We have known each other for 26 years...!

Since I was a wee, innocent, (yet...assertive!) babe in the woods...

Okay, in the city, but you know what I mean!

Thanks again for being my first boss, and the best person to work for!
Drew Velting





Nov 29 2007 3:22 AM

Thanks for the add, Gary.

DV
demonlord2825





Nov 28 2007 9:37 AM

hey dad you need to add video to your my space
The Hvnly Angel





Nov 20 2007 10:48 PM

Hi GARY,

I Wanted To Wish You And Your Family A HAPPY & HEALTHY HOLIDAY And Also....

For Having You As My FRIEND! :o)

Peace & Love,
*Your Hvnly Friend*
~Shani~

Scotty Jay





Nov 19 2007 4:56 PM

Good to see you last night, Gary. See you again soon!
The Big Joe Starr





Oct 12 2007 6:24 PM

Gary!!

It's been a long time. I hope you're doing well, pal. Don't be a stranger.

Cheers
Stephanie





Oct 5 2007 9:37 PM

And almost another whole month goes by, and Mr. Funnyman is too busy making other people laugh to remember his old friends. No...no...that's okay...I can find someone else who will make me laugh when life hands me lemons. I'm going to go make limeade now...screw those damn lemons...
Dina





Sep 26 2007 1:45 PM


Wednesday Glitter Graphics
Stephanie





Sep 7 2007 6:21 PM

Almost one month. One full month. A WHOLE friggin' month you've kept me waiting. You naughty boy...
Keith Alberstadt





Aug 22 2007 1:47 PM

Thanks, Gary.
See you around the crazy city sometime.
Stephanie





Aug 16 2007 4:42 PM

I didn't tell you about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?
Brad Todd





Aug 6 2007 1:36 AM

i have you camera bag. To get it back, place $15,000 in the old oak tree in Central Park, and don't tell nobody.
SUSAN JEREMY





Jul 31 2007 4:32 PM

gary nice to be friends with a Brooklyn guy. I used to work at PIPs I was one of da few broads workin da room? You gotta a problem wid dat?. susan Jeremy
Beth Schumann





Jul 30 2007 4:48 PM

Thanks for finding me! I hope to have a chance to check out your comedy sometime.
Low Class Blond





Jul 28 2007 8:21 PM