Gates
Gates "No. NO!"

Male
38 years old
MAMARONECK, New York
United States



Last Login: 1/27/2010
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    Gates's Interests
Generalcomic books, writing, theatre, movies, music, history, politics, sports
MusicR.E.M., Dave Matthews Band, Barenaked Ladies, Jared Campbell, Patty Griffin, Nirvana, Moxy Fruvous, Tori Amos, Weird Al Yankovic, Dixie Chicks, the Badlees, Weezer, Garbage, Sarah McLachlan, many many more
MoviesAnything by Kevin Smith, Spider-man 1 & 2, Batman Begins, Heathers, Princess Bride, The Crow, Quentin Tarantino movies, V for Vendetta, Blues Brothers, Ferris Beullers Day Off, Back to the Future, X-Men 1,2, and 3, The Oscar's, LOTR, Superman Returns,Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Sin City.
TelevisionLaw & Order, House, Smallville, Poker, Lingo, Dave Letterman, Pardon the Interruption, Around the Horn, Simpsons, Family Guy, That 70's Show, Mythbusters, Kids in the Hall, Monty Python, The Soup, House, Doctor Who
BooksAnything by Neil Gaiman or Terry Pratchett, especially Good Omens, History books, non fiction.
Groups: Comics CornerComic lovers of the world, unite and take overPeople Who Love Kevin Smith MoviesTHE COMIC BOOK NEXUSNational Press ComicsBig Monster ProductionsMyspace DemocratsThe Book Club

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     Gates's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Pittston, PA
Body type:6' 4" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Aspiring writer

   Gates's Schools
Pittston Area Shs
Pittston,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1989
Student status: Alumni
 

1986 to 1989

   Gates's Companies
Sallie Mae
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About me:
I am a writer who lives in Mamaroneck, NY. I am a big goofy guy who likes to make people laugh and succeeds most of the time. Read my latest column at Broken Frontier! Read my latest review at PopMatters! Or visit my website.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bill!

  1. Ideally, Bill should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
  2. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Bill.
  3. Antarctica is the only continent without Bill.
  4. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Bill is 10:1!
  5. Bill was named after Bill the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'!
  6. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Bill.
  7. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Bill.
  8. The international dialling code for Bill is 672!
  9. When provoked, Bill will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker!
  10. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Bill.
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Supergirl
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Catwoman
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WILLIAM
W is for Wild
I is for Insane
L is for Likeable
L is for Likeable
I is for Insane
A is for Ambitious
M is for Moral
My pirate name is:
Black William Bonney
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
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What kind of Zombie are you?

You are a Classic Zombie.You roam around, until you find a wounded or slow moving human to chow down on.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone cool with a good sense of humor. HOWEVER!!! I do have ground rules!!!!
1)E-mail/message me first!
2)I'm happy you have a webcam, like to chat or your profile links to a porn site. I, however, am not interested in any of these things. If your message says you have any of these, you're not gettin added.
3)I'm also happy that you have found a business venture that could make you a millionaire. I'm not interested, especially if it's a pyramid scheme.
4) If your friend (or you for that matter) saw my profile and thought I was cute and or date worthy, you should have also noticed I was married. Being married cuts into my will and desire to date other women. So that is one ruse I will not fall for.And if my status changes at all from "married", I still won't fall for it
5)Any band sends a friend request with out an e-mail and they don't list more than one of the bands listed to the left or in my friend list as influences, odds are you won't be added either. Sorry.
6)What should you put in the e-mail? Why you want to be friends with me. And I mean a reason, in your own words, why you think we're compatible, friend-wise.
7) What happens if you just request me as a friend but don't e-mail me? Probably your request will be denied without me even looking at your profile. Sorry!
8)But whoever thought this was a good idea will be added, no questions asked...
adopt your own virtual pet!

   


   


   


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Kelly Alexandra

Kelly Alexandra



Nov 3 2008 5:44 AM

Happy Birthday, Buddy! Hope you're doing well, and that your birthday was filled with fun!
VENICE

VENICE



Nov 2 2008 5:03 PM






Hey, we just wanted to pop by and wish you a happy birthday.
Hope you have a great one!

VENICE

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Aug 3 2008 2:54 PM

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Aug 3 2008 2:53 PM

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Jun 16 2008 1:42 PM

cold hearted
kitten
more cat pictures

oo. ah.
aaaaaaaaah!
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Jun 3 2008 12:03 AM

thankers!

I know. Sawry. May is a crazi ass month. Was stage managing a show in scranton the first round and have had birthday parties or shower every weekend after that.

how's you be?
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May 21 2008 5:40 PM

funny pictures
moar funny pictures
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May 21 2008 5:39 PM

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May 21 2008 5:38 PM

how's bout at first I thought your profile song was Cold As Ice...

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Media Three Entertainment

Media Three Entertainment



Apr 24 2008 9:10 PM

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Rudy

Rudy



Apr 8 2008 1:44 AM


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Mar 29 2008 2:31 AM

You're right. I'm sorry. How about Maury P.
?
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Mar 28 2008 10:43 AM

This one hurts trying to figure it out....

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Mar 23 2008 2:37 AM

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Mar 13 2008 10:19 PM

I figured as a comic book fan you'd love this flyer I whipped up.

Misfits Ready
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Mar 13 2008 10:40 AM

oooooooooh! yeeaaah...

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Matt Besser

Matt Besser



Mar 4 2008 7:01 AM

Thanks !
The Back Room is a sketch talk show series I’m doing on
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Sean

Sean



Feb 11 2008 7:25 PM

Hey brotha. Thanks for the B-Day wishes. I had a great week. Thirty is pretty good so far!
Trish the Dish

Trish the Dish



Jan 31 2008 1:47 AM

Hey Bill! It's been a long time. How the heck have you been? Thanks for the belated b-day wish. It was mighty nice of ya! :)
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Jan 29 2008 11:17 AM

So how was pittsburgh or you still there?
Michael Laimo - Horror Author

Michael Laimo



Jan 26 2008 2:17 PM

Hi--just wanted to stop by, say hello, and let you know that my new novel, FIRES RISING, will be out March 2008. Hope you'll look out for it!


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Katrina

Katrina



Jan 26 2008 2:36 AM

Hey Bill! Thanks for the compliment. I like people to think I'm all calm and serene, at least from the look of my page. That way they'll never suspect my house is such a mess :)
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Jan 16 2008 11:24 AM

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(that is in the tune of burp it's all in going on the right letter and when to punch it)
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