Scientists, for excluding Pluto from the rest of the planets. That's right, you fuckers. fuck the system.
Sounds Like
You know that berries and cream commercial? Take the inverse of that guy, make him scottish, breed him with a female baboon, and soak the offspring in Mountain Dew for four years.
Record Label
WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT. aka, they all fuck us anal.
amongst the coldest reefs of the vacchu nova sea in seattle lies the creek where the badlands reside. the government decided that sea was too awesome and started dumping nuclear waste along the coast. out from the coast came a baby with no hair on most of his head and a guitar in his right hand. an old fashioned woman grabbed her husband and screamed, "Bobby, Darling! Do you see that there child coming out of the water?" and the child responded, "YES, BOBBY DARLING, THAT NAME DOTH SUIT ME WELL" and he rocked the couple so hard that they died. no fuckers will tell his story, only he would. bobby then continued to live on the streets of seattle, feeding off the waves of awesome flowing from the sonic waves emitted by his guitar.
and thus is part one of the gatsbys american dream biography.
DIE-HARDS, come hang out with other fans at the fan site:
so i finally found a copy of revolution on canvas. both volumes, actually. $2 each. super sale at half price books! bobby + kirk- i thoroughly enjoyed your bits.
Hi, just thought I would say hi and let you know that next weekend we have an awesome deal on having professional pictures taken. Please let me know if you are interested. Thanks and I hope you're having a great summer! -Eric
Beauty, Modeling, Families, Pets, Couples, Adults, Bands, or ??
Saturday June 20th Golden Gardens Public Beach 10am-Dusk
To sign up email back with these 3 things:
1. Your Real first and last name 2. Your Phone 3. Ideas for pictures
Hurry up write new music God damn it. The music industry is about to die, you are the last hope, you carry the vessel of Talent, God like Records and incredible Guys. P.s while you at it come to the Uk.
I'm going to play the lotto tomorrow in hopes of fronting you guys money to make another record without the record label rape job or verse chorus repeat bridge chorus end bullshittttttttt
Hanful of Lovin'
w Special Guest
Big High
The New Band featuring Mesa, Ari,
Sandy (Pandacon), & Steven (Project Lionheart)
Nectar Lounge Saturday May 30th, 2009 9pm
You can do anything you want. Freestyle, singing, stand up comedy,
acoustic, and random shit. Just give me a call from the contacts on the
flier and I will make sure to put you down on the performance sheet.
Pay to play only 3 dollars, for everyone. This is an opportunity for
all those talented people in Grays Harbor to get their name out there,
even if they do not have a band together yet. Thanks!
-Hannah Marie
kiss kiss
