Geoff Hoff
Geoff Hoff
Scruffy Writer - I need my beauty sleep just to look average

Male
53 years old
LOS ANGELES, California
United States



Last Login: 7/7/2009
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    Geoff Hoff's Interests
General

Books, music, cooking, movies, books, driving long distance and books. And movies. Almost any movie. I used to go camping a lot, but I've gotten too busy for it (or too old? I hope not.) And that's camping in a tent, not in a dress and pearls, buster.

(I usually hate these things, but what the hell, they actually got it right:)
You scored as Theater. You should be a Theater major! Like a bohemian actress, you are seasoned and confident and not afraid to express yourself!

Theater

100%

English

100%

Art

100%

Journalism

92%

Psychology

92%

Sociology

92%

Dance

83%

Chemistry

83%

Linguistics

83%

Philosophy

58%

Engineering

58%

Mathematics

58%

Biology

50%

Anthropology

50%

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Music

Joni Mitchel, The Right of Spring, Seal, Beethoven's Sixth, Fifth and Ninth in that order, Simon and Garfunkle, The Beatles, Steeley Dan, Grand Master Flash, um um um...

Movies

Favorite movie depends on the day. Cabaret maybe, or Nashville. Loved Triplets of Belleville. Usual Suspects. Charade. Fantasia, Roger Rabbit, Fargo, um um um...

Television

Simpsons, West Wing, Law And Order (all but the Trial by Jury one. Yuck.) All in the Family, M*A*S*H, Sonny and Cher, Laugh In, Dinner for Five, The South Bank Show and almost any British mystery that PBS or BBC America want to throw my way.

Books

Favorite book - probably Dahlgren. Didn't know you can WRITE surrealism! I like hard science fiction (Heinlein, Arthur C. Clark. I've read all of Orson Scott Cards Ender, Ender's Shadow, Homecoming and Alvin Maker series) and almost any fantasy that has a dragon in it. (Silly, I know, but we all need our comfort food - I've read all the Anne McCaffrey Dragonrider series.)

Heroes

The guy who invented the clothespin.

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     Geoff Hoff's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Flatbrookville NJ, Spokane WA or Grass Valley CA
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate

   Geoff Hoff's Schools
Ferris High School
Spokane,Washington
Graduated: 1974
Student status: Alumni
 

1970 to 1974

   Geoff Hoff's Networking
Film - Direction - Director


   Geoff Hoff's Companies
Joseph Coaler Productions
Los Angeles, CA US
Co-Owner

Somebody Good, Inc.
Los Angeles, CA US
Co-Owner




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   Geoff Hoff's Blurbs
About me:

I'm a scruffy looking writer, reasonably intelligent. Not Brad Pitt, but not Ernest Borgnine either. My house is a repository for books and I love movies more than is reasonable for an adult person. (Princess Bride, Cabaret, Liquid Sky, anything by Monty Python or Robert Altman. Old Disney. New independents. Etc.) I have a writing partner who I also own a business with (with a real office. We even have a Ficus tree), but he's straight, poor dear. In fact he's here right now helping me with this profile. Because I'm way too humble. Plus, he can spell.

We've published a book (hold for applause), called Weeping Willow: Welcome to River Bend, based on our on-line satirical serial that had fans all over the world. You can find out all about it (and us) and read the first three chapters free here: www.JosephCoaler.com

A silly new web site: OwnYourOwnCelebrity.com where you can own your own celebrity!

A little video we made:

Weeping Willow Public Service Announcement
Don't let this happen to you!
Weeping Willow Public Service Announcement
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Written by: Steve Mancini
Directed by: Geoff Hoff
Actor: Ken Miller
Dog: Bob

(This is a re-enactment. No actual actors were harmed in the making of this movie.)

Weeping Willow is a comic novel written by Geoff Hoff and Steve Mancini that started out as an on-line satirical serial.

To order a copy of Weeping Willow from Amazon.com, click here...

(If you'd like to comment on our video, go here.)


And then there's Poor Paul. Steve and I write it. Here's the trailer:

Poor Paul - Trailer

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And then there's this Star Trek parody I played Scotty in:
.. The Trouble with Twinkies


Deep Background About Me (the boring stuff):

Maternal grandparents were from Italy and Malta, paternal grandfather was Pennsylvania Dutch, grandmother "Daughters of the Revolution", a particularly snooty bunch of women who think having relatives who fought a war is something to brag about.

My family is mostly Baha'i. I meditate and pray but don't have a religion, per se. I'd love to be able to say I'm Druid, but that's more cool than practical, I'm afraid.

I have a BFA in theatre from Fort Wright College in Spokane Washington. Since I graduated, no one has cared that I have a BFA and the college no longer exists. But we did some fine plays way back then.

Visit my Blog:
That Would Be Me (dot net)

Who I'd like to meet:

Robert Altman and Tim Robbins.

And Dese Guys:

And dis guy:

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   Geoff Hoff's Friend Space (Top 24)
Geoff Hoff has 212 friends.
 Steve 


 Poor Paul 


 Joseph Coaler 


 Jesica 


 Daphyn 


 Miriam 


 Calvin 


 ENddd 


 Rachel 


 David 


 Donovan 


 Valerie 


 Sean Michael Beyer 


 Peter 


 Ezra Buzzington 


 Ezra Buzzington 


 John 


 MissAnnTrope 


 Maura 


 Sir Tim Sheridan 


 Maria 


 el Heffe 


 Colonel Raines and The Battle with Good Intentions 


 Martin Scorsese 





Geoff Hoff's Friends Comments
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GLBT and Proud





Feb 28 2009 10:30 PM

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Nick





Feb 6 2009 4:47 AM

Hey Geoff hows it going, hope you can make it out.

GLBT and Proud





Feb 1 2009 10:08 PM

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Gwendolyn





Jan 1 2009 6:48 AM

I have always wondered what "auld lang syne" actually means. I only posted that song because I'm old enough to know who Guy Lombardo was...and it's past midnight in New York so I can go to bed now. Holy shit! I just admitted that I don't have a life...

Happy new year, Geoffy!

Love,

Gwennie

xo
Airom





Dec 27 2008 6:52 AM

Happy holidays .
GLBT and Proud





Dec 12 2008 4:30 PM

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Gwendolyn





Dec 6 2008 3:42 AM

Never repent. Never.
Gwendolyn





Dec 5 2008 3:11 PM

Yeah. Pete's is the one I always knew. Didn't know you knew the old folkie stuff -- we'll have to add it to the karaoke routine :).

Hope all is well, Geoff!

Love ya,

Gwennie
xo
MissAnnTrope





Nov 21 2008 5:36 AM

Criminy, it's been so long we both had birthdays and got older since we last laid eyes on each other.
Miss you, too.
TWM





Oct 9 2008 11:41 PM

Best wishes for your birthday! If you want, I'll let you have one of my original MP3 tracks for free as my birthday present for you. Just let me know the name of which one would you like to get and I'll tell you where to download it.



Peace!
amy





Oct 9 2008 10:46 PM

Happy Birthday Geoff! Hope you have a great day!
Rhonda Joy





Oct 9 2008 9:19 PM

shirtless clive owen

CLIVE SAYS: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. HOFF! NOW... WHERE DID I PUT THAT CIGARETTE?"
Steve





Oct 9 2008 6:13 PM

..Happy Birthday, Mister Hoff! Pity you can't eat cake, though. Pity.
..
Gwendolyn





Oct 9 2008 3:05 PM

Happy Birthday, Geoff! Hope it's wonderful!!

Love ya,

Gwennie
Jim Bolt





Oct 9 2008 3:15 AM

Hoppy Booosday !!!

Ezra Buzzington





Oct 7 2008 6:39 AM

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Resurrection Mary





Oct 4 2008 5:13 PM

I heard someone is having a Birthday,,
Have some cake and Ice cream and hit the gym tomorrow.

Wishing you a Very Happy Birthday

Have a Great Weekend,
Have a Ton of Fun

Pamela Jean
and the Resurrection Mary Crew
www. resurrectionmarythemovie. com
Opal Moon Designs





Sep 15 2008 9:47 PM

Hey there! very nice to finally meet you (and work with you!) yesterday!!
Zach Matchem





Sep 10 2008 7:17 AM

I'd like to think he did. I'm excited as well.
Only one more week!
Zach Matchem





Sep 6 2008 11:28 PM

Noah is my nephew. He's a smart little bugger too.
How have you been Geoff?
ADitude





Aug 27 2008 4:50 PM

Hello Geoff! Greetings from Georgia and hope your doing well! Thanks again for adding ADitude Advertising!

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Gwendolyn





Aug 24 2008 4:46 AM

P.S. I just listened to your song and I love it! I sent a friend request to Ezra. He's local. Do you know him for reals?

G
Gwendolyn





Aug 24 2008 4:40 AM

I'm having a hard time with the aging process today, Geoff. Hence, the song...and Dorothy Parker. That song, and many others by the other "J"s you mention, were in my repertoire when I sang and played for a living. My brother referred to my repertoire as "beat me, whip me music" :).

With love,

G
Gwendolyn





Aug 23 2008 8:29 PM

Thank you so much, Geoff! I could hear the accent in the words!

Love,

Gwennie
Poor Paul





Aug 6 2008 9:06 PM



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