About me: Hey all, my name is Jen and I'm a big fan of General Bastard. My husband Adam and I are looking to help spread the music of the General throughout the Midwest.
Combining hilarious thought provoking original material alongside your favorite TV themes songs like Laverne & Shirley & Gilligans Island among others. The General will have you laughing and singing along all night long! He's not politically correct, he hates sissy rockers Like Scott Stapp & Creed, He sings about how "Emo Must Die" and "Simon Cowell is Fucking With Me" and other tender nuggets like "I Hope You Have a Heart Attack & Fucking Die". Part Big Time Wrestler, Part Bastardized General, Part Professional Pervert The General says the things we're all thinking, but are too afraid to talk about just in case big brother is scantering about. He's your bestest buddy and will always be there to cheer you up when whiny emo bands and Scott Stapp try to bring you down.
This page is not run General Bastard himself so please do not send any messages to The General here as he will not receive them. If you wish to contact General Bastard do so through his official MySpace page at GENERAL BASTARD OFFICIAL MYSPACE PAGE
Who I'd like to meet:
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Hey! Just letting you know that we uploaded the song "A Justifiable Fable". Give it a listen and drop us a line.
Also, we just recently got a SnoCap store. Now you can preview and download THIAU songs right on our myspace!
dude, is that adams band?, cause its really fuckin good, but it all depends on what you consider sissy rock, cause a lot of shit now probably would be compared to them, so my bands might be in a little trouble...but I pledge my loyalty to the bastard brigade.
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