GENERAL BASTARD BRIGADE MICHIGAN CHAPTER's Interests
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Just getting the ball rolling but come check it out. We are adding new stuff everyday so keep checking back to see whats new.
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GENERAL BASTARD FRANK ZAPPA THE TED BUNDYS THE EXPLOITED THE BEATLES THE CLASH THE PLASMATICS THE MEATMEN DEAD KENNEDYS AL DIMEOLA GLENN MILLER SPIT SACRED REICH THE UNDEAD DIMMU BORGIR CRADLE OF FILTH ARCH ENEMY DRI SEPULTURA CIRCLE JERKS FEAR DAYGLO ABORTIONS SLOPPY SECONDS THE VINDICTIVES SOD/MOD NOMEANSNO THE RAMONES SEX PISTOLS ALICE COOPER MC5 THE STOOGES TRAGIC MULATTO THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS
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GENERAL BASTARD BRIGADE MICHIGAN CHAPTER's Details
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Single
Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
GENERAL BASTARD BRIGADE MICHIGAN CHAPTER's Networking
This page is not run General Bastard himself so please do not send any messages to The General here as he will not receive them. If you wish to contact General Bastard do so through his official MySpace page at GENERAL BASTARD OFFICIAL MYSPACE PAGE
Hailed by many as one of the greatest guitarists of our era General Bastard is a one man destruction crew playing all the instruments himself. Often accompanied by burlesque dancers on stage The General wows audiences with his guitar acrobats playing Songs, solos over the neck of his guitar and displaying an ability to play one handed solos using only his pickhand tapping on the fretboard with his fingers.
General Bastard also shows a diverse range of influences with songs ranging from Punk to metal to straight up surf music that would make Dick Dale himself proud and a knack for covering televison theme songs such as Laverne & Shirley, King of the hill and many others.
General Bastard songs are also filled with humour that hasn't been seen since the likes of Frank Zappa. Metal Maniacs magazine said this about General Bastard "Combining hilarious thought provoking original material alongside your favorite TV themes songs like Laverne & Shirley & Gilligans Island among others. The General will have you laughing and singing along all night long! He's not politically correct, he hates sissy rockers Like Scott Stapp & Creed, He sings about how "Emo Must Die" and "Simon Cowell is Fucking With Me" and other tender nuggets like "I Hope You Have a Heart Attack & Fucking Die". Part Big Time Wrestler, Part Bastardized General, Part Professional Pervert The General says the things we're all thinking, but are too afraid to talk about just in case big brother is scantering about."
Combining hilarious thought provoking original material alongside your favorite TV themes songs like Laverne & Shirley & Gilligans Island among others. The General will have you laughing and singing along all night long! He's not politically correct, he hates sissy rockers Like Scott Stapp & Creed, He sings about how "Emo Must Die" and "Simon Cowell is Fucking With Me" and other tender nuggets like "I Hope You Have a Heart Attack & Fucking Die". Part Big Time Wrestler, Part Bastardized General, Part Professional Pervert The General says the things we're all thinking, but are too afraid to talk about just in case big brother is scantering about. He's your bestest buddy and will always be there to cheer you up when whiny emo bands and Scott Stapp try to bring you down.
Metal Maniacs
Hey guys!!!! This party (show) really will have no equal! So if you've never seen THE CHRISTINA CHRISS BAND (or if you have) what could be better than NEW YEARS DAY at THE BULLFROG in Redford w/ GIRLS GONE WILD, Stellar Drive & Severance! This show will be packed out (as there is nothin' else goin' on Jan.1st). We are doin' it up Industry party style for everyone who had to work on New Years Eve! There will be special deals for waitress, bands, DJ's, bouncers, bartenders, club owners...ect. Let us know what you think about this idea! Plus don't forget that GIRLS GONE WILD will be there with a full camera crew!! We love you guys. Party starts at 8pm!! see you there!!
Hi GENERAL BASTARD BRIGADE MICHIGAN CHAPTER, "Meet the Meatbats," the debut release from Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith's new group is a TOP 10 Jazz/Funk Album on iTunes! The CD is a sexy and loud, sonic funk experience that fuses together styles as diverse as funk, punk and 70's R&B! GET IT NOW ON ITUNES, along with Free banner and wallpapers downloads on the MySpace page! Please help spread the word with your friends and thanks for supporting Chad Smith's Bombastic Meatbats!!!
Stopping by to wish you a fantastic week!!! Hope all is going great with you!!! Check my schedule to see if I am coming to your town on the 3rd leg of my radio tour!!! Check out my newest single Whipping Post on Texas radio NOW!!! Love, ~Susan Hickman www.susanhickman.com www.reverbnation.com/susanhickman www.twitter.com/susanhickman
HAIL AUTUMN! the air is crisping…leaves are turning…and…
By the Hum of Ullr's Bow - A Winter Songs Compilation - comes with the magazine and is also available separately. It includes the following:
A Minority of One, Allerseelen, Andrew King, At the Head of the Woods, Beastianity, Hamramr, Irij, Ironwood, Ruhr Hunter, Sangre Cavallum, Sieben, Steve von Till, Svarrogh, Waldteufel, Wardruna
We're people in the industry/scene who understand what musicians and fans want and need. We're creating a place where music in the most important thing. Remember when Myspace was a cool place for band to be discovered? Now in 2009 it's basically nothing but bands adding bands! Not to mention tons of fans have moved on to facebook because of all the band spam! Yeah that's right, sorry to tell you kids, but the industry knows your numbers are the result of "friend blasters" and spending day and night doing random add's. The countless "thanks for the friend request" comments are dead giveaways. So, what will be the site that Facebook defectors and music fans search when they want to hear some music? Where will you search to find T-shit printers or Cd manufacturers, agents, venues, stores?
Band Array Dot Com
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So why join up to a new site? It has all the perks of Myspace, BUT, you can also create a store right on your page to sell ALL your merch including digital media! And the best part is, YOU get paid direct via PayPal. No middle man to cut into your profits! One stop for you and your fans! We're making it easy to search thru the site for any and all services you need to function in the music industry. And Hey, you can always use more exposure right?!?
Hi GENERAL BASTARD BRIGADE MICHIGAN CHAPTER! Chad Smith (Red Hot Chili Peppers & Chickenfoot) presents the Bombastic Meatbats, a sexy and loud, sonic funk experience that fuses together styles as diverse as funk, punk and 70's R&B! The CD will be in stores on September 15th and is available for PREORDER NOW, along with Free banner and wallpapers downloads! Please help spread the word and thanks for supporting Chad Smith's Bombastic Meatbats!!!
We have a brand new Split 7 inch out now. Check out a song off of it, Made Anywhere But Here, on our profile and then buy the god damn thing at www.rule22.com peace dave22
ATTENTION ALL HALF LIGHT FANS, WE NEED YOUR HELP WINNING THE 89X BATTLE OF THE BAND FINALS. WE NEED YOUR VOTE!!! PLEASE CLICK ON HALF LIGHT MUSIC BELOW AND THEN CLICK VOTE. VOTE ONCE A DAY EVERYDAY...
Hey GENERAL BASTARD BRIGADE MICHIGAN CHAPTER, we need your help with the “89X Im with the band” contest. Come out to the show @ TNT’S July 23rd and cast your vote for Core Effect at the door, If you can’t make it to the show then be sure to visit www.myspace.com/89ximwiththeband where you can vote once every 24 hours starting July 17th.
Tell your friends not to miss the 2009 Carnival of Chaos June 25-27. It's gonna be the sickest bash ever. It features 80 bands, midget wrestling, body suspensions, Miss Pussykatt and the Devil Dolls, lingerie oil wrestling & pillow fighting tournament, wet t contests, exotic body painting,Kat the midget entertainer, free camping, a stunt team and byob. Also thanks to the 5000+ people who attended the 2008 festival. That was one hell of a party! Tickets are available at Shakedown Street, Purple East or through all the bands. Message us if you need more info.
Do me a small favour and go to www.myspace.com/89ximwiththeband and vote for Lithium. It'll only take 5 minutes of your time, and we would really appreciate it.
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