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GENERAL BASTARD
Punk / Metal / Rock

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DETROIT, Michigan
United States

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Last Login:  7/18/2009
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Member Since7/4/2006
Band Websitehttp://www.generalbastard.com/
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GENERAL BASTARD- GUITAR/VOCALS
General Bastard By Heather Sigler @ Image 9 Photography
CORPORAL BASTARD- BASS
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REV PHIL- DRUMS



InfluencesThe Ted Bundys, Frank Zappa, Dead Kennedys, Slayer, NoMeansNo, Sloppy Seconds, Mr. Bungle, The Beatles, The Clash, Sensational Alex Harvey Band, Sacred Reich, Mojo Nixon, Reverend Horton Heat, The Exploited, Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Dayglo Abortions, Gang Green, Madness, Frank Sinatra, Glenn Miller, Plasmatics, DOA, Devo, Ministry, Buzzcocks, Stray Cats, Black Flag, Anti-Nowhere League, Elastica, Alice Cooper, Dead Boys, NoFX, Sepultura, Psychedelic Furs, Joy Division, Talking Heads, They Might Be Giants, Motorhead, Violent Femmes, FEAR, Circle Jerks, MDC, The Mentors, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Black Sabbath, Judas Preist, The Undead, Al Dimeola, Randy Rhoads, The Aqua Bats, Gary Numan, The Jam, The Circle Jerks, Soulfly, Johnny Cash, Stevie Wonder, Henry Mancini, SOD,
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Unknown Hinson, The Ted Bundys, Frank Zappa, Dead Kennedys, Slayer, Mr. Bungle, The Beatles, The Clash, Sensational Alex Harvey Band, Sacred Reich, Mojo Nixon, Reverend Horton Heat, The Exploited, Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Dayglo Abortions, Gang Green, Madness, Frank Sinatra, Glenn Miller, Plasmatics, Devo, Ministry, Buzzcocks, Stray Cats, Black Flag, Anti-Nowhere League, Elastica, Alice Cooper, Dead Boys, NoFX, Sepultura, Psychedelic Furs, Joy Division, Talking Heads, They Might Be Giants, Motorhead, Violent Femmes, Fear, Circle Jerks, MDC, The Mentors, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Black Sabbath, Judas Preist, The Undead, Al Dimeola, Randy Rhoads, The Aqua Bats, Gary Numan, The Jam, Duke Ellington, Celtic Frost, Venom, The Meatmen, Lard, Soulfly, Dick Dale, Stevie Wonder, Savatage, Dandy Warhols, Megadeth, Flipper, FEAR, Jodie Fosters Army, The Germs, Naked Lady Wrestlers, Gene Vincent, Chicago, The Guess Who, Wehrmacht, Sweaty Nipples, Mudhoney, Tad, Poison Idea, Agnostic Front, MOD, SOD, Anthrax, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Ludichrist, Napalm Death, Sodom, Amon Amarth, Negative Approach, L7, 7 Seconds, Soundgarden, Henry Mancini, Danny Elfman, Chuck Jones, Walter Murphy, Chuck Berry, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Stray Cats, David Bowie, Black Sabbath




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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Jul 26 2009 12:00P
MARVELOUS MONSTROSITIES ART SHOW @ THE GARMENT DISTRICT ROSEVILLE, Michigan
Aug 1 2009 8:00P
ROCKERS FOR A CAUSE BENEFIT @ THE RITZ WARREN, Michigan
Aug 15 2009 8:00P
MICKEY FINN’S W/ ROCK N RUMMAGE & HELLES BELLES BURLESQUE TOLEDO, Ohio
Sep 12 2009 7:00P
OLD MIAMI CHILDRENS HOSPITAL BENEFIT DETROIT, Michigan
Oct 31 2009 8:00P
CHICAGO CHICAGO, Illinois

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   About GENERAL BASTARD




Hailed by many as one of the greatest guitarists of our era General Bastard is a one man destruction crew playing all the instruments himself. Often accompanied by burlesque dancers on stage The General wows audiences with his guitar acrobats playing Songs, solos over the neck of his guitar and displaying an ability to play one handed solos using only his pickhand tapping on the fretboard with his fingers.

General Bastard also shows a diverse range of influences with songs ranging from Punk to metal to straight up surf music that would make Dick Dale himself proud and a knack for covering televison theme songs such as Laverne & Shirley, King of the hill and many others.

General Bastard songs are also filled with humour that hasn't been seen since the likes of Frank Zappa. Metal Maniacs magazine said this about General Bastard "Combining hilarious thought provoking original material alongside your favorite TV themes songs like Laverne & Shirley & Gilligans Island among others. The General will have you laughing and singing along all night long! He's not politically correct, he hates sissy rockers Like Scott Stapp & Creed, He sings about how "Emo Must Die" and "Simon Cowell is Fucking With Me" and other tender nuggets like "I Hope You Have a Heart Attack & Fucking Die". Part Big Time Wrestler, Part Bastardized General, Part Professional Pervert The General says the things we're all thinking, but are too afraid to talk about just in case big brother is scantering about."


Combining hilarious thought provoking original material alongside your favorite TV themes songs like Laverne & Shirley & Gilligans Island among others. The General will have you laughing and singing along all night long! He's not politically correct, he hates sissy rockers Like Scott Stapp & Creed, He sings about how "Emo Must Die" and "Simon Cowell is Fucking With Me" and other tender nuggets like "I Hope You Have a Heart Attack & Fucking Die". Part Big Time Wrestler, Part Bastardized General, Part Professional Pervert The General says the things we're all thinking, but are too afraid to talk about just in case big brother is scantering about. He's your bestest buddy and will always be there to cheer you up when whiny emo bands and Scott Stapp try to bring you down.
Metal Maniacs

"The Greatest Guitarist Alive!" Tex from Country Bob & The Blood Farmers

"Sweet ass punk/metal boogie great groove" Neo-Zine

"fuck you guys suck ass niggers" Brandon Kenosha, Wi So there you have that, the people have spoken.





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Jul 16 2009 5:39 PM

Hey, how are ya?
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Jul 12 2009 6:13 PM

Nope its princes new symbol. U big dummy!
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Jul 12 2009 6:32 AM

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Jul 10 2009 4:21 AM

OMG!!!!!!
UR new Song was amazing!
Love it!
How U been?
-HG
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Jul 9 2009 9:16 PM

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Jul 8 2009 9:26 PM

Hey
Thanks for the add!
Your music sounds totally awesome! Really loving your sound! ! You rock!
Are you playing any gigs in Germany soon? That would be great!
cheers
AVERY SAYNT PAUL VONSNIFFEN





Jul 8 2009 4:23 PM

HAIL 2 THE GENREAL
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Jul 7 2009 4:27 PM

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Ty for the add!
A Rose of sweet music to you my friend:)
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Jul 5 2009 10:31 PM

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LMFAO , HAVE A KILLER DAY RECOVERING FROM THE 4TH !

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Jul 5 2009 5:38 PM

Bobby Turner





Jul 4 2009 9:52 PM

hell yeah bro I've been laying low probation and shit sucks. 1 month to go. how have you been? did you check out my profile song its the new band I'm playing with let me know what you think were just starting to jam together i wrote the song ripped it from a camcorder from our practice last night.
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Jul 4 2009 9:52 PM

thanks for the add and the support. we have added a song of yours to our profile playlist (pints & punx 4). we hope to send new people your way, cheers!!!

song added- easy to say
Its DJ Phares, enjoy the ride on the Phares Wheel





Jul 4 2009 9:52 PM


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Jul 3 2009 5:55 PM

thanks for the add and the support. when i get off work tonight i will get a song of yours posted to our playlist, cheers!!!
 

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Jul 3 2009 4:27 AM

SEE YOU GUYS IN 3 1/2 WEEKS !!!!
XOXOX
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Jul 3 2009 4:27 AM

Dude I Love your Shit KEEP ON KEEPIN ON DONT STOP COME ON ( KEEP THE HEAVYNESS ALIVE BROTHER)
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Jul 1 2009 9:33 PM

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Jun 28 2009 7:53 PM


 

Thanks for joining the tribute site to my only son and child...

We lost Matt on March 2nd 2009. Please send friend suggestions to all of your friends.
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We will soon open a website and start a foundation in Matt's memory.

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Jun 24 2009 6:34 PM


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Amber Von Doom





Jun 24 2009 4:53 AM

Dear General, Kris and I had a really good time with ya Last night! Thanks for showing us the cool videos and for the beers! :)
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Jun 23 2009 8:11 PM

Thanks for being our friend, we appreciate the support!!


Rick/CFC
Without Reason





Jun 23 2009 5:17 AM

We just added a new song " Fine without you" check it out let us know what you think.
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