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Hailed by many as one of the greatest guitarists of our era General Bastard is a one man destruction crew playing all the instruments himself. Often accompanied by burlesque dancers
on stage The General wows audiences with his guitar acrobats playing Songs, solos over the neck of his guitar and displaying an ability to play one handed solos using only his pickhand tapping on the fretboard with his fingers.
General Bastard also shows a diverse range of influences with songs ranging from Punk to metal to straight up surf music that would make Dick Dale himself proud and a knack for covering televison theme songs such as Laverne & Shirley, King of the hill and many others.
General Bastard songs are also filled with humour that hasn't been seen since the likes of Frank Zappa.
Metal Maniacs magazine said this about General Bastard "Combining hilarious thought provoking original material alongside your favorite TV themes songs like Laverne & Shirley & Gilligans Island among others. The General will have you laughing and singing along all night long! He's not politically correct, he hates sissy rockers Like Scott Stapp & Creed, He sings about how "Emo Must Die" and "Simon Cowell is Fucking With Me" and other tender nuggets like "I Hope You Have a Heart Attack & Fucking Die". Part Big Time Wrestler, Part Bastardized General, Part Professional Pervert The General says the things we're all thinking, but are too afraid to talk about just in case big brother is scantering about."
Combining hilarious thought provoking original material alongside your favorite TV themes songs like Laverne & Shirley & Gilligans Island among others. The General will have you laughing and singing along all night long! He's not politically correct, he hates sissy rockers Like Scott Stapp & Creed, He sings about how "Emo Must Die" and "Simon Cowell is Fucking With Me" and other tender nuggets like "I Hope You Have a Heart Attack & Fucking Die". Part Big Time Wrestler, Part Bastardized General, Part Professional Pervert The General says the things we're all thinking, but are too afraid to talk about just in case big brother is scantering about. He's your bestest buddy and will always be there to cheer you up when whiny emo bands and Scott Stapp try to bring you down.
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"fuck you guys suck ass niggers" Brandon Kenosha, Wi
So there you have that, the people have spoken.
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Huge Euge here... I'm just wanting to personally invite you to celebrate the RELEASE of my first ever FULL-LENGTH FEATURE FILM... it's titled "THANKSKILLING" and will be released WORLDWIDE on November 17th!!
Come out to Heath, OH and rock out with ME, HUGE EUGE, and the cast/crew of Thankskilling! Gobble Gobble, Mother Fucker! Hahaha!
COVER IS ***FREE*** It Starts at 9pm...!!! Email hugeeugene@gmail.com with any questions!!!
didn't have the pleasure of meeting her. but dude who was s'posed to put us up with a piece of floor got punked out by his bitchy screaming cunt from hell girlfriend - so just had to buck up & drive home. Oh well, been done before.
Benefit for my Dad on September 27, 2009 Hi Everyone, My Father Peter Aguayo passed away on Tuesday 9-8-2009. He was a Steelworker for 30 years. The company he worked for went Bankrupt and they took his Life Insurance and Medical as well. I am trying to raise enough money to give him a proper burial. Please find it in your heart to come out to the Benefit, he so deserves it. There will be 5-6 AWESOME bands. The bands that are already booked for the show are: The Midnight Rendezvous, StellarDrive & Bazooka Jones. Special Guests: Charlie Allen Martin (Bob Seger) & Psychild - Robert Noll, Tyuawn Brown (A Michael Jackson Impersonator) and Bruce Race (Charlie Chaplin Impersonator). Location is: Scott Lake Banquet Center (Located inside the Waterford Elks) 2100 Scott Lake Road. Waterford, MI 48328 Admission is $20.00 Benefit will start at 2pm and will end at 10pm, or later. 50/50 Raffle Door Prizes Cash Bar & Food Auction Items The Benefit will also be filmed by Comcast for my friend Big L's The Music Room TV Show. This will be a great time and it's for a great cause. I am also trying to raise awareness to the retiree's that they should not assume that they are taken care of, this is happening to people every day. It has been devestating due to the company's Bankruptcy, my Father hasn't been buried yet. Hope to see you there. More info to follow as it becomes available. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers. Help us Honor our Dad, he was a son, a husband and a wonderful Human Being. God Bless Jer & Angel
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