Photographs of sexy Boer war veterans, bon mots, trouser semaphore, bathing machines, curling, Ripperology.
Music
Roxy Music, Brian Eno, The Kinks, Bowie, Kate Bush, T. Rex, Blur, Talking Heads, Louis Jordan, Keely Smith, Kurt Weill, Elvis Costello, Nick Lowe, Television, The Strokes, The Buzzcocks, Andrew Bird, Blossom Dearie.
Movies
The City of Lost Children, Rushmore, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Aguirre the Wrath of God, The Thin Man, Ghost World, All the President's Men.
Television
Twin Peaks, Yes Minister, Yes Prime Minister, Prime Suspect, Arrested Development, Carnivale, Indian Idol, Peep Show.
Books
Martin "Badass" Amis, Doris Lessing, Octavia Butler, Umberto Eco, Arturo Perez-Reverte, P.G. Wodehouse, Jim Thompson, Jerome K. Jerome, Kyril Bonfiglioli, Doyle's Brigadier Gerard, Patricia Highsmith, A.S. Byatt, Harold Bloom, Jacques Futrelle, J.S. LeFanu, Edmund White, Cornell Woolrich, Emile Zola, David Mitchell.
Heroes
Harold Bloom, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Donald Rumbelow, Bertolt Brecht, Madeline.
About me: About three parts brilliant, and about one part retarded. That sounds egotistical, but you have to realize how far down 25% retardation can drag one.
Who I'd like to meet: An anthropomorphic talking sandwich. Wouldn't that be somethin'?
