Peter Adams, Radiohead, Failure, Third Eye Blind, Insane Clown Posse, Terp 2 It, Coldplay, The Beatles, Biff Rose, Foo Fighters, The Deadly Syndrome
Movies
The Big Lebowski, U-Turn, Drop Dead Fred, Gangs of New York, Redneck Zombies, Being John Malkovich, Ace Ventura, Liar Liar, Hellboy, Groundhog Day, Wet Hot American Summer, Mr. Mom, Everything is Everything, The Station Agent, Clueless
Television
Mr. Show, Ali G, Reno 911, Arrested Development, Deadwood, Duckman, Pete & Pete, Ren & Stimpy, The Office, Sealab 2021, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job
Books
Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, All the King's Men, Catcher in the Rye, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman
Heroes
Miss America. One day, I will marry her and our children will be the next evolution of Americans.
Add a video comment to this video I'm torn. I feel like I would bore you if I talked about myself. However, why else are you here? Why would you be reading this unless you wanted to know more about me? Yet I find these kinds of tidy personal summations so tedious and shallow. So should I just write something witty that has nothing to do with me? Or should I be mysterious? I hear chicks dig mysterious. Maybe I should continue arguing with myself and wasting more of your time. Gee, it sure seems like you have some extra time on your hands, though. I mean, you made it all the way through this, whatever it is. Congrats, I guess?
I want to make the biggest thing in the world. What do you suppose that could be?
Also, I fancy myself as a retarded genius.
Who I'd like to meet: A clone of myself in a dark alley. Not sure if I'd make out with myself or jump myself from behind with a flapjack and then pilfer the pockets of my own corpse. Seriously, though, I want to meet everyone who will be attending my funeral when I die. I don't want any strangers there.
so if you missed my big birthday show a couple of weeks ago, have no fear, we are doing it again!!! i need your help filling up this show at Hotel Cafe...June 8th..its really really important that i have a crowd there...so can you come? can you bring 50 people? can you bring birthday present? haha, j/k, i just need a crowd, so hoping you can come! xoxo lelia
HEY BROCK, MyHotComments CHEERS AND THANKS FOR HANGIN OUT WITH ASTRONAUT ACADEMY, HAVE A ROCKIN WEEK, CHECK US OUT AT HEADHUNTERS MAY 6TH IF YOU'RE IN AUSTIN!!!
well well...happy birthday! not sure if i'm early or late...i never manage to show up exactly on time :) but have a great day today! and a great decade, in case I miss it the next few years ;) mwuah~lelia
well I missed your birthday first. it's weird to go from trying to be the first person to call you on your bday to now. hope all is well and wonderful for you.
