I LOVE the smell of espresso brewing. I also love dark chocolate! Watching indi movies. "Best in Show". My Ipod. Rollercoasters & adrenaline. Back massagers. Popping bubble wrap. Good kisses. Sunsets. The smell of rain. Things in hot pink!
I love to travel whenever I have the chance. I truly enjoy listening to music, the arts, trying out a new restaurant and meeting new, interesting people. I also love to stay at home with some friends and relax, watch a movie or play video games.
Music
Varied musical tastes which may include but are not limited to the following artists: Beck, NIN, Gorillaz, Radiohead, Ella Fitzgerald, Calle 13, Richard Cheese, No Doubt, Killers, U2, Franz Ferdinand, Daddy Yankee, Korn, Marc Anthony, Nina Simone, Foo Fighters, Tori Amos, ABBA, Green Day, White Stripes, Weezer, Damien Rice, Coldplay, Cake, Sublime, Fiona Apple, Chemical Brothers, Fatboy Slim and the Beatles. May contain traces of peanuts.
Movies
Napoleon Dynamite, Garden State, Best in Show, Shawn of the Dead, Team America World Police, Run Lola Run, Pulp Fiction, Being John Malkovich, Trainspotting, Mulholland Drive, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost in Translation, Sideways, Amelie, The Goonies, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Old School, Gross Pointe Blank, Rushmore, The Princess Bride, The Usual Suspects, Traffic, Jerry Maguire, Pulp Fiction, Swimming Pool, Ghost World, American Beauty, Punch Drunk Love, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Memento, I Heart Huckabees, The Royal Tenenbaums, Bad Santa, Ocean's Eleven, Love Actually, Adaptation, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Amadeus & Matrix et al.
Television
Family Guy, South Park, Six Feet Under, The L Word, Dead Like Me, The Daily Show, The Sopranos, Arrested Development, Friends, Judge Judy, Designing Women, Iron Chef, Seinfeld, CSI, Law & Order, Nip/Tuck, Frasier, SNL, Desperate Housewives, Shark Week, Most specials on TLC, History Channel or Discovery Channel, Entourage & Sex and the City.
Heroes
Wonder Woman, Xena, Hillary Clinton, Optimus Prime, Yellow Mighty Morphin Power Ranger, Thundercats, Cleopatra, Aida Pabon, Isadora Duncan, Lois Griffin, Juliette Gordon Lowe, Miss Piggy, Queen Nefertiti & Ralph Waldo Emerson.
Wonder Bitch is a tall creature with eyes of green that are as volatile and likely to cut you as a Peterican. She was born with a pair of X chromosomes, although many have questioned whether she was also fitted for a pair of balls. She was, but it was not to be so she has settled for manhandling OPBs and acting like she has them. She grew up wrestling boys that stood in her way and telling them to "suck it", a skill she perfected in her seven years as a Girls Scout. After battling (and winning) a fight against childhood asthma, she trained her lungs to expand to two times their normal size which helped her breasts appear to be DDs, when in fact they are only Ds. This increased lung capacity also helped her singing and yelling capabilities. Like a true Peterican, her volume level has been known to rise to decibels only heard by wild mountain creatures and the inhabitants of Middle Earth. Said volume increases exponentially with the amount of alcohol consumed. Her pitch is so perfect and high that she broken glass with it.
A princess by faith, she was granted the greatest boon ever bestowed upon a woman, the ability to bleed for five days straight every month without dying. She was also granted a magical vagina that has the incredible ability to make drunk women fall in lust with her as well as allowing her to minister to the young. She can melt titanium with a rhythmic sway of her hips and drop jaws with an uncensored flutter of her lips.
Wonder Bitch is a visionary, if rarely an implementer. She will rise to the occasion when an injustice is sensed or perceived. She is psychic and knows exactly when someone was going to call the moment the phone rings. She can also see through people's chatter to get to the heart of the issue, yet has an uncanny ability to obfuscate even the most simple of exchanges, tergiversating other people's vernacular to a level of clarity comparable to a camera obscura.
She loves you and she hates you.
Wonder Bitch does everything and never seems to grow tired, mostly because of the amount of uppers she ingests. Her fuel consists primarily of Sugar Free Red Bull, espresso and diet pills. On many days she needs the help of downers to relax her (bring her down). She is capable of downing copious amounts of alcohol the likes of which would put frat boys to shame. Her relationship with certain alcohols has been known to be rocky, but in the end Wonder Bitch and alcohol are BFF.
Wonder Bitch has made her life goal to champion for the rights of the oppressed, those put upon by society. She's got a riding crop and she's not afraid to use it. One day she will unleash her gifts and fury upon the world, more than likely through the mass media if not through her governmental policy implementations. When she does she will burst though the glass ceiling, the red tape and asses of all the fat, rich men she has to bugger to get to the top and she will do so while downing a rum and diet coke and whistling "Walk like an Egyptian".
So you might want to hang on tight, for it is bound be a bumpy ride.
I swear on Bacardi.
Oh, yeah... She often talks in third person and sometimes she even writes stuff... READ THE BLOGS!
Who I'd like to meet: Fun, fun people with whom to have a great time. Are you in? If you have a good attitude and don't have a chip on your shoulder, I want to hear from you. Good sense of humor is required and if you can hold an intelligent conversation, we can be best friends.
Ceveat, I am not looking for Vanilla... I am looking for Rocky Road or Mint Chocolate Chip.... maybe with some of that chocolate syrup that turns hard when it touches the ice cream and a cherry on top. I might even put up with the occasional Cookies and Cream, just no Vanilla.
With friends, I believe variety is the spice of life... so all walks of life are welcome... unless I don't like you in which case, leave me alone, loser!
It is extremely hard to describe what I want... I guess I'll know it when I see it. So write to me and let's see if we can be friends!
You know if you need a weekend get a way the weekend of May 1st would be perfect! ;-D Anka Kusu (the tribe that I dance with) will be performing at Spring Caravan in NJ on Saturday, May 2nd 2009!!!! This is your advanced notice! (A whole month, damned good for me!) Let tell me if you are going to make it, yes the hotel room will be there the whole weekend :-D http://www.rakkasah.com/spring/ The day starts at noon and you need to be there by 12:30 to see us perform :-D I would love for you to come! call me and I'll tell you more/why :-D
