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geoff tate
Jokes / Jokes / Jokes
"Enjoyin’ my coffee"

Male
29 years old
CINCINNATI,
United States



Last Login:7/24/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/geofftatecomedy  

   geoff tate's Comedian Bio
BioWhen college doesn’t appeal to you, you can’t find a good job, and you have a hard time passing drug tests, you’re really only left with one career option, stand-up comedy. Geoff Tate discovered this life path only a few short years ago but is already making it work for him. Now as a professional comedian and freelance joke writer, Tate is living the dream; enjoying a life of sitting around, eating sandwiches, sleeping in and watching TV, that is, when he’s not up on stage. He has appeared on the nationally syndicated morning radio program The Bob and Tom Show and will be making his television debut on Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham this summer.
Websitegeofftatecomedy.com
InfluencesMarc Maron, Steve Martin, pot, Law and Order reruns, elementary school bullies, LSD, the Star Wars trilogy, day baseball, Tom Petty, The Lemonheads, Eddie Gossling, Camel Lights, The Daily Show, Kurt Vonnegut, the first five seasons of SNL, Hunter S. Thompson, newspapers, spelling bees, and too much church
TV ShowsComedy Central’s: Live at Gotham (Season 3) Here is an article written about me.

    geoff tate's Interests
Generalthe Chicago Cubs, watching television, the never-ending quest for the perfect sandwich
MusicTom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Mudcrutch, Todd Snider, Ryan Adams, Shooter Jennings, Uncle Tupelo etc
MoviesRunnin' Down a Dream, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Hot Fuzz
TelevisionPsych, House, Cheers, The Office (US), and baseball
BooksConversations with Tom Petty, Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, Michael Connelly, Dennis Lehane. My all time favorite book is Ball Four by Jim Bouton
HeroesI'm still sticking with Mark Grace.

     geoff tate's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Cincinnati
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:comedian

   geoff tate's Schools
Cincinnati Christian Schools I
Fairfield,Ohio
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1992 to 1996

   geoff tate's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian
One of those three is true. Guess! Not knowing is the fun part.

   geoff tate's Companies
Central Intelligence Agency
Langley, Virginia US
Freelance Overthrow Operative (F.O.O.)
The Division of I've Said Too Much

classified


   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 27 2008 7:00P
The Funny Bone in Des Moines, IA July 23-27 IA
Aug 1 2008 12:00A
My Episode of Live at Gotham Premieres on Comedy Central OH
Aug 3 2008 7:00P
Go Bananas Comedy Club in Cincinnati, OH July 31-Aug 3 OH
Aug 17 2008 1:00A
The Loony Bin in Tulsa, OK Aug 13-17 OK
Aug 24 2008 1:00A
The Loony Bin in Little Rock, AR Aug 20-24 AR
Aug 30 2008 7:00P
Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton, WI Aug 27-30 WI
Sep 14 2008 7:00P
The Funny Bone in Toledo, OH Sep 10-14 OH
Oct 11 2008 7:00P
Junior’s Last Laugh in Erie, PA Oct 9-11 PA
Nov 23 2008 7:00P
Crackers Comedy Club in Indianapolis, IN Nov 19-23 IN
Nov 30 2008 7:00P
The Improv in Cleveland, OH Nov 25-30 OH
Dec 14 2008 7:00P
The Riviera in Las Vegas, NV Dec 8-14 NV
Dec 31 2008 7:00P
Go Bananas Comedy Club in Cincinnati, OH Dec 24-28 and New Year’s Eve! OH

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   geoff tate's Blurbs
About me:
Live At Gotham I do stand up comedy. I prefer baseball to the other sports, and I think you're wrong if you disagree with that. Football is for meatheads and basketball is for rap fans. I like sandwiches and sleeping late. I like to read and I hate the glorification of stupidity. Smart people are better than dumb people-by definition.
Who I'd like to meet:
Hunter S. Thompson, Thompson's lawyer, Kurt Vonnegut, Tom Petty, the Earl of Sandwich, people who know what the Alamo is all about, Kerouac, Mitch Hedberg, Jesus and/or Santa Claus, Bill Murray, Mark Grace, Peter Gammons, Warren Zevon, David Letterman, Al Franken, Bob Dylan, any member of Monty Python, Bill Cosby

   geoff tate's Friend Space (Top 20)
geoff tate has 1247 friends.
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geoff tate's Friends Comments
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Nick





Jul 16 2008 2:29 PM

LABAS, keep us rollin'
Rude.





Jul 13 2008 3:20 PM

It's about time you come back to Austin.
Troy





Jul 11 2008 8:46 AM

Filming people without their consent is never funny...NEVER! I don't think robots, bald people, or even Mel Gibson's dad would ever do that.
matt linville





Jul 5 2008 11:46 PM

you are the only person i can find online at 2:35 in the morning. i have the memory of a fish so you hafta gotsta email me when your gotham episode airs. later g-dawg homie chicken box skillet.
♥Lisa Bailey♥





Jun 28 2008 9:28 PM

Saw you tonight as the opener for Mike Birbiglia! You are freakin' awesome! Said hi to you after the show and told you how much I enjoyed your set. My shirt said "Mike Birbiglia is skinny and hilarious". Hope to see you again soon. You rock! Love the Subway joke!!!
Lisa B.
Columbus, OH :o)
MacRae





Jun 25 2008 12:12 AM

BEADS ON PARADE!!!!

Enjoy my shit weeks.
Jennifer





Jun 23 2008 1:34 PM

Are you ganna be home July 24th thru 28th. Robert will be home and he wants to see you.
The Famous Ryan





Jun 17 2008 6:43 PM

Great show in Indy my friend!
Cheri





Jun 7 2008 7:17 AM

Hey geoff tate, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!


Owned!

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Jimmy Dore





Jun 7 2008 1:45 AM

You made me laugh so hard I shit my cunt.

Serious.
Frederick [Asar of Delphi]





Jun 5 2008 11:12 AM

Hey geoff tate, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!


You made me laugh, so I bought ya :)

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Jimmy Dore





Jun 4 2008 2:00 AM

Hey, thanks for the info about the cubs in 1908. I already knew about that because i have a subscription to "Who gives a fuck" Magazine.

Why is Dave wait so filthy and off -putting?
$hane


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Jun 1 2008 10:02 PM

hey, thanks for the add, i heard you're like really funny or something, i hope to see you perform sometime, maybe sit in the front row and make you feel uncomfortable
Jake Free comedian/machine





May 31 2008 12:17 PM

Hey geoff tate, I just bought as my PET!
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Richard Kurtz





May 28 2008 9:53 PM

Dave Waite





May 26 2008 9:30 PM

Hey geoff tate, I just bought as my PET!
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Libby





May 25 2008 6:42 PM

Geoff! Congrats on the whole comedy gig - that's amazing. I always knew you were funny back in the day. Anyway, let me know if and when you are in Chicago. I'd love to rally up my troops and come see your show.
Keep in touch! Lib
Cheri





May 22 2008 7:29 PM

Hey geoff tate, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!




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May 22 2008 11:54 AM

Hey geoff tate, I just bought you for $560.


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May 20 2008 7:34 AM

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Mr. Maher





May 17 2008 8:48 PM

Thanks for the add. Saw you for the second time at Go Banana's on Thursday, and both times you were funnier than the headliner. Love the material, keep up the good work bud.
Brad Thacker





May 15 2008 8:56 PM

congrats sir
geoff tate





May 14 2008 11:07 PM

everyone should see this next thing
geoff tate





May 14 2008 11:05 PM