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geoff tate
Jokes / Jokes / Jokes
It appears I’ve stopped proofreading.

Male
30 years old
CINCINNATI
United States



Last Login: 7/9/2009
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   geoff tate's Comedian Bio
BioWhen college doesn’t appeal to you, you can’t find a good job, and you have a hard time passing drug tests, you’re really only left with one career option, stand-up comedy. Geoff Tate discovered this life path only a few short years ago but is already making it work for him. Now as a professional comedian and freelance joke writer, Tate is living the dream; enjoying a life of sitting around, eating sandwiches, sleeping in and watching TV, that is, when he’s not up on stage. He has appeared on the nationally syndicated morning radio program The Bob and Tom Show and will be making his television debut on Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham this summer.
Websitegeofftatecomedy.com
InfluencesMarc Maron, Steve Martin, pot, Law and Order reruns, elementary school bullies, LSD, the Star Wars trilogy, day baseball, Tom Petty, The Lemonheads, Eddie Gossling, Camel Lights, The Daily Show, Kurt Vonnegut, the first five seasons of SNL, Hunter S. Thompson, newspapers, spelling bees, and too much church
TV ShowsComedy Central’s: Live at Gotham (Season 3) The Bob and Tom TV Show (WGN) Here is an article written about me.

    geoff tate's Interests
Generalthe Chicago Cubs, watching television, sandwiches, rock and roll
MusicTom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Mudcrutch, Todd Snider, Ryan Adams, Shooter Jennings, Wilco, Oasis, Drive By Truckers, etc
MoviesRunnin' Down a Dream, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Hot Fuzz, Tropic Thunder, The Bad News Bears, Dirty Harry, Fletch, The Dark Knight
TelevisionPsych, Life, The Office, 30 Rock, Life On Mars, and baseball
BooksConversations with Tom Petty, Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, Michael Connelly, Chuck Klosterman. My all time favorite book is Ball Four by Jim Bouton
HeroesI'm still sticking with Mark Grace. And Dock Ellis.

     geoff tate's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Cincinnati
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:comedian

   geoff tate's Schools
Cincinnati Christian Schools I
Fairfield,Ohio
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1992 to 1996

   geoff tate's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian
One of those three is true. Guess! Not knowing is the fun part.

   geoff tate's Companies
Central Intelligence Agency
Langley, Virginia US
Freelance Overthrow Operative (F.O.O.)
The Division of I've Said Too Much

classified
Anti-Zombie Federation
the old Frank's nursery, Ohio US
President (not crazy or paranoid)
Research and Development

2002-present


geoff tate's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 10 Total Plays: 1874 Plays Today: 4
choosing to be gay
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crowd "work"
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these girls were talking
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Angelina Jolie's kids?
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Kidnapped!
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Sleeping With The Enemy
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old guy gives me the finger
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people in crowd at Bloomington, IN shows
people in crowd at Bloomington, IN shows rating
why I don't eat McDonalds
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setting a date
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   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 11 2009 7:00P
Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton, WI July 8-11 WI
Aug 2 2009 7:00P
The Funny Bone in Huntington, WV July 30-Aug 2 WV
Aug 9 2009 7:00P
Rooster T’s in Sunnyvale, CA Aug 6-9 CA
Aug 16 2009 7:00P
Laughing Skull in Atlanta, GA Aug 13-16 GA
Aug 29 2009 7:00P
Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase Aug 28-29 MI
Sep 5 2009 7:00P
Loony Bin in Wichita, KS Sep 2-5 KS
Sep 12 2009 7:00P
Loony Bin in Little Rock, AR Sep 9-12 AR
Sep 26 2009 7:00P
Nutt St. Comedy Club in Wilmington, NC Sep 25-26 NC
Dec 20 2009 7:00P
Go Bananas Comedy Club in Cincinnati, OH Dec 17-20 OH

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   geoff tate's Blurbs
About me:
Live At Gotham I do stand up comedy. I prefer baseball to the other sports, and I think you're wrong if you disagree with that. Football is for meatheads and basketball is for rap fans. I like sandwiches and sleeping late. I like to read and I hate the glorification of stupidity. Smart people are better than dumb people-by definition.
Who I'd like to meet:
Hunter S. Thompson, Thompson's lawyer, Kurt Vonnegut, Tom Petty, the Earl of Sandwich, people who know what the Alamo is all about, Kerouac, Mitch Hedberg, Jesus and/or Santa Claus, Bill Murray, Mark Grace, Peter Gammons, Warren Zevon, David Letterman, Al Franken, Bob Dylan, any member of Monty Python, Bill Cosby

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Jul 11 2009 8:39 PM

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Matt Stanton





Jun 13 2009 10:09 PM

How do you feel about Avacado Ranch Sauce?
Sean





Jun 12 2009 12:02 AM

Hey my cat died, so now you can come over. No wait, we have 2 now :)
Benjo (Ben Mellis)





Jun 2 2009 6:21 AM

Glad to have gotten to meet you and able to see your act. Thanks for lookin' out........
ANGELO DOMINICK





Apr 4 2009 6:23 PM

CHEERS FROM HUMBOLDT...THANKS FOR THE FRIENDSHIP...HAVE AN AMAZING WEEK...GOOD TIMES AND LAUGHTER AS WELL..YOUR FRIEND...ANGELO
Gabe Kea





Feb 7 2009 8:13 AM

great blog about Phelps!
i do not know how to comment in blogs anymore.
abby





Feb 3 2009 3:35 AM

hey geoff! just wanted to tell you how much my friends and i enjoyed your set friday. (i bought tickets and was standing outside waiting for my friends to find parking while you were having a cig and reading aloud about some guy's "great first trip to philly", which i also enjoyed.
) anyway, we decided you were hands down better than the actual headliner, and are hoping you do another show in philly soon!
Naomi Elizabeth





Jan 31 2009 10:04 AM

This video is an interview of me where I explain my thoughts about music and being in a band-
Bitch





Jan 26 2009 1:40 AM

Fantastic set last night! You did a GREAT JOB! Can't wait to see you in KC again!!!
Erika





Jan 19 2009 10:04 PM

You told Ryan you were jealous of glasses? I call bull shit! There's diamonds and geometric shapes on the sides!
JC2





Jan 10 2009 9:51 PM

caught the show before new years with Josh Sneed.
Your set was awesome and funny as sh!t
Erika





Jan 5 2009 8:30 AM

I'm not sure how I feel about all the hair product you're sporting in the new headshots. It's very James Van Der Beek of you.
Ryan Singer





Dec 10 2008 12:32 AM

i'm waiting for your inside look at the winter meetings, you are in Vegas, right?
Matt Stanton





Nov 14 2008 8:44 AM

West Covina gonna do you well!
Linda Gambino





Nov 13 2008 7:45 PM

Fix the date on your damned blog. It feels like some weird time warp when I read them. Kinda like my jokes.
Miss you!
Ryan Singer





Nov 12 2008 2:28 AM

ask Dave or Mike about the big "Nerd vs. Creep" battle they have going on...it is wonderful
$hane





Nov 11 2008 2:19 AM

you might like this...i went to the UC vs WVU football game and afterwards I received this heckle: "Go back to Ohio and vote for Obama.
Jesus is coming back and coming to West Virginia first, and then for the Jews"
Matt Stanton





Nov 10 2008 9:34 PM

Brody is scared of Cody. They had nerd offs weekly. The winner won a joke that was too obscure for its own good.
Dan





Nov 10 2008 7:33 AM

Dude our president is black...When the fuck did this happen? Fuck the cubs I am all over politics! Jake Peavy for president?
Matt Stanton





Nov 2 2008 9:53 AM

Thanks for the dinner. Have fun in Philly.
Mike Cody





Nov 1 2008 4:06 PM

This is the video I told you about at Zen & Now. It makes me happy.
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Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain
Dan Cummins


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Oct 16 2008 4:18 PM

That DMV has come along nicely. Well done.
McLevy's Pub





Oct 7 2008 2:15 AM


Soul Survivors...thought it might be kangaroo jack
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