G+D! U need to have this on ur iPods! Check out the treatment i've dun to a male gender, WITH A TWIST, naturally! hugz and kisseeeez, mkoxxx Ps! The song is my profile tune!!
aye how are you doing? your myspace is looking slick! anyhow, i just downloaded some sweet new tones from www.groovytones.info for FREE! they have the coolest variety!
yo how things going? your myspace is looking awesome! anyhow, i just grabbed some awesome new tones from www.flyringers.info for FREE! they have the newest stuff!
SHIT THE BED Current mood: numb Category: Food and Restaurants
Shit the bed! That's just what I done, did. did that two days ago.
Never done that since after a family holiday...me mum n dad by mistake, no where else to stay, let me n me family stay in a prossy house in dover. oh what a dream, what a scream it was.
I love to fart in bed you see, can't get enough. every six seconds i'll have a fart. in bed. cos i hate to shit before bed, jus want to sleep. and i hate to shit during sleep; cos its such a long job.
the history starts here you see, not the fart, the shit. well almost. first my mum got 'gut rot' two days before christmas. she only had the shits. then my dad, but he started it with the sick, and was out throughout christmas. but managed to get okay for the day. boxing day he was swell n i became unwell...the minute i got into bed after 2 normal shits, i had this strange pain in my stumoch, but i was like "you little bastard" you aint gonna get me! i couldnt stop burping, but i do love a good burp, so it felt kinda good. nothin better than lettin off a loud one on the tube. so then i thought sod it i'll have a shit.
then that'll be the end of it.
but it wasnt.
i yacked up my entire meal. from my mouth. then pissed rappidly. from my arse. then i did a fart.
all over my sheets. twice in one night. sick n piss.
next day was ok, bad stumoch, tiredness, eating pasta, drinking water and watching tv.
now i feel ok, want to go out, but feel quite weird.
PUNCHING MAN Current mood: amused Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
yesterday while on the booze and slightly bored, i was walking down the street talking shit on the phone with one of my mates, a man was walking ahead of me.
suddenly the man started punching fuck out of his own face and swearing at himself...hahahahahaha! i pissed myself laughing, rolling about on the street, people where crossing the road to get away from me and more so punching man.
i wish that all of Fisty's dear readers where there to experience this joyous occasion.
i also wish that whenever i am fucked up that i will punch the living daylights out of my own face.
or that when i am stressed and annoyed at work, that, that man will come over and stand beside me and start kicking the shit out of himself.
YAAA BABES! SATURDAY 2ND!!! EARLY START PARTY 8-11 - THEN EVERYONE GET FREE ENTRY INTO BJ'S GAY STRIP SHOW!!! PARTY!!!! Buzz me when you arrive!!! xxx simon directions: Bank > DLR (limehouse) > Cable Sreet. xxxx
