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Prof. Geppetto H. Blowfinger
Geppetto Blowfinger
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"Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so"
Male
37 years old
London
United Kingdom
Last Login: 8/12/2009
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Prof. Geppetto H. Blowfinger's Interests
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| General | Time-travel, music, scones, Kinder eggs, Anna Friel, the hallucinogenic effects of staring at magic eye pictures. Discuss. | | Music | Bjork Hush The Many Nizlopi David Cronenberg's Wife Misty's Big Adventure Flipron
Horsebox Jeffrey Lewis I'm from Barcelona The Polyphonic Spree Rod, Jane and Freddy The Mink Troubadour Kamikaze Squadron before they sold out | | Movies | Anything starring Anna Friel. She is lovely.
I've now gone off Steve Guttenberg. | | Television | Doctor Who. | | Books | Anything long-winded and incomprehensible on radical fundamentalism, that plebs can't understand because they are too thick. I have a big brain. Anything by Steven Hawkins. He is ace. | | Heroes | Steven Hawkins. He is ace. And no clever clogs, I do not mean Stephen Hawking, that man in a wheelchair pushed around by Carol Vorderman. He is a rival ex-Bond villain who has made a lot of money by spouting post-Einsteinian pseudo-physics to an MTV generation through his Speak and Spell and making a fortune in the process. Popular science? I think not!
No. Steven Hawkins was the writer of such legendary scientific tomes as Unpopular Mechanics, The Star Dwellers, and How to Keep Your Head in A Black Hole. An under-rated genius. |
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Body type: | 5' 10" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Atheist | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | time-traveller, band manager and ex-bond villain | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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Prof. Geppetto H. Blowfinger's Companies
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moondog loves you UK
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hungamunga UK
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the mink troubadour kamikaze squadron UK
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About me:
I am Professor Geppetto H. Blowfinger Esq. BA (Baracus) Emeritus Professor of HungaMunga College (part of The Alpen University), former Bond villain, expert in time-travel (which I have now proven is very simple, as time itself is an illusion) and one-time svengali-style manager of would-be legendary pop sensation The Mink Troubadour Kamikaze Squadron. I am currently suing the band's own label Dark Mink Records for 50% of all sales of their band merchandise including novelty underpants and bookmarks. I am hoping for an out-of-court settlement that will leave me rich beyond my wildest dreams.
I can often be found at HungaMunga, the arts and crafts music night I co-created with Miss Victoria Sponge:
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Who I'd like to meet:
I am currently in need of a time-travelling companion... if you like adventures, great music and don't get travel sickness in hyperspace... and it would be nice if you share my interests in scones, robots and Kinder eggs...
I don't eat meat or fish, don't smoke or partake in drugs, and don't believe in a vengeful omnipotent deity. Ideally I'd like to meet someone with similar ethics and beliefs. I am also the accidental creator of a worldwide cult phenomenon...: moondog loves you...
By the way, I don't smell of cheese. Actually I smell nice.
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